Why did she win an Oscar?

Why did she win an Oscar?

lmao she looks like she smells

*Ribbit*

2017 year of the frog. Praise KEK.

Did he successfully commit suicide at the end?

I figured her reaction was itself part of the way he imagined things.

Oscars are incredibly political. It's all a bunch of circle-jerking, and studio/industry politics. A better question would be, why is it that people still don't know this?

because they had to give best picture to moonlight

*wipes her mouth*

Best answers you'll ever get OP.

Talent user

She never won any Oscar.

She won best actress last week.

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Because she was good in a movie everyone loved.

*sticks elongated tongue out*
*eats fly with speed and precision*

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Because people love to see famous people do anything even if it's congratulating each other of meaningless awards.

Her performance was ribbiting.

CUTE FROGGO

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Such a adorable cutie.

Brie Larson helped her win.

Are you living under a rock, bro?

she has none, deluded dumb frogposter.

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D-d-does she have a cute butt?

Wow you shitlord, are you really asking why a woman won the oscar??? I literally can't right now, ugh.

tight

NOW I see what footfags mean
Those are some suckable toes

I want to sniff that chair

>dat feet lines
I bet she loves feetjob sex rough as hell.

Because she's white. Ruth Negga deserved it.

I'm feeling it now

Don't say this to such an angelic creature.

*fists her mouth*

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WHOOP DERE IT IS

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Actually typing out a stutter. How fucking autistic are you?

Wtf I want to torture them now

According to Ashallhalla Allah it is the djin devil beasts of Babylon. To be a dog or cat is to be a parasite in the eyes of the Caliphate

Wonder if Dan the Man with a Plan licked that perfect feet when she was in iCarly.

>pale girl skinny with a cute tight butt
I'm in heaven
very

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