Fuck the haters edition
Aus still batting
8/412
Fuck the haters edition
Aus still batting
8/412
did cummies get that half century? didn't notice the score
Rugby.
first for holly
cummins is my favourite australian born bowler
>not batting as long as possible and still having three-ish days to bowl England out twice
>falling for the declaration jew
Great post.
Dreadful post.
>Mohammed Shami to de Silva, no run, rapped on the pad again but he's been saved by a thin inside edge. according to umpire Nigel Llong. Now, he's not allowed to actually make the signal because that could influence the bowling team over a potential DRS call. As replays confirm, there was no inside edge here and this would've crashed into the top of middle and leg. India were perhaps influenced by Llong's signal. This ball clipped the front pad first and then deflected to hit the back pad.
now the ups are also cheating
44
is it fair to say damien mckenzie is the best nz rugby player at the moment?
personally he's my favourite australian born all-rounder
First for memos
Will Joseph Cook England one day?
>cummins
>batting
In no way, shape or form.
he didn't, but at least he gets to go home to this. You jelly?
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Sam Whitelock won SR player of the year at the NZ Rugby awards last night.
battabattabatta sawing
Joe Poot
havent you seen how quick he is running across the pitch lad? i dont think you know your rugger
>makes 44 runs
>gets to fuck Nathan Bracken
*gains 20 metres*
>sideways
Meme Shit is a terrible captain
>five deliveries
>five swings and misses at short balls
I want to get off NATHAN LYON'S WILD RIDE
Yes, possibly of all time if we're to be perfectly honest
HIT THE FUCKING BALL YOU SPASTIC
please don't compare Bracks to that, he's way hotter
Ever find yourself sounding just like your dad?
G O A T
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NOICE GARRY
>bread
WALLOP
kek, that's what you get for trying to bant Lyon
Damien Mckenzie is in line to win IRB player of the year in all fairness so i dont think sam smallcocks award is all that important for GOATkenzie
MAXIMUM
lmao
DLF MAXIMUM
It went like a scud missile!
BASED GAZA STRIP
gaza tearing them apart
Imagine coming home from school one day to find your mum on the sofa next to cricket legend Shaun Tait. She puts her arm around him and explains Shaun will be your new step-father. Shaun playfully punches your shoulder and says 'Cheer up sport.'
What happens next?
>can't even get out a number 10 that's swinging at every ball
toss it at the stumps you gimp
Which is more awful, Lyon's batting or Overton's bowling?
englads are shaking in their boots
G A Z Z A
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>the number 9 batsman, batting like a number 1
State of ENGLAND
Just bowl at his fucking stumps. He will miss eventually. Root is such a shit captain
He gets injured
>wait two days for something interesting
nice """"game"""" """"""lads""""""" literally had enough
He breaks my hip bone
>letting your opponent repeatedly bowl bouncers at your bowlers, risking injury
>123 kmph
i can bowl faster than this chump geez
>he isn't out yet
the utter STATE of england
they know exactly what he'll do every single time
imagine being english
Marsh will hit a single early in the over and let Lyon swing to get the red ink
Seeya in brainlet bash threads casual
spends the first three years putting it wide
>not hitting those bouncers for six
The chick on xxxx gold ad has some nice milkers lads
>The utter disheveled state of English fielding
quite literally cannot WAIT for the big bash league
15 days, literally can't wait.
bringing out the good stuff
What's this red ink meme lads.
Lads, i think i am in love with Nathan Lyon, what do i do?
MARSH SMASHES THE CRITICS
THAT'S FOR MAKING FUN OF ME YOU CUNTS
Yeah getting sick of tests already
Can we just give you the ashes now and stop the series early?
>english fielding
>english bowling
>english batting
>english reviewing
>english captaincy
HAHAHAHAHAHA
wow cricket is exciting when they play big shots
goat
holy shit smarshy
go to red square and put on a wig
MARSH
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favourite gimmick lads?
personally love based goosey and will smith
this is legitimately embarrassing
POOUART BROAD BTFO
WALLOP
>englel fielding
>englel "strike" bowlers
a yorker? how leftfield
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>goes to night
>T20 energy enters the hearts of the batsmen
Fuck. I feel so bad for ever doubting S.Marsh
>mental challenge
Are the commentators /ourguys/?
reminds me of that over last time england were here when george bailey hit 28 right before michael clarke declared. australian victory literally confirmed
that a red? I usually drink stanley dolce bianco
can broad talk some more shit now pls?
I thought it was supposed to be hard to bat under lights?
no he's just calling england mentally challenged
>142.6kph
Englel have juiced the speed guns at the dinner break.
>not getting trips
Absolutely casual
Not for the big muscular strong AUSGODS who invented Day/Night Test Cricket
Rigged from the start lad
shiraz cabernet
bretty good dec tbqh
WHo was it that declared with someone on 99?
Is Broad psychologically cooked lads?
>not waiting until 450
what the fuck is smoth's problem lads?