/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #41

Fuck the haters edition

Aus still batting
8/412

did cummies get that half century? didn't notice the score

Rugby.

first for holly

cummins is my favourite australian born bowler

>not batting as long as possible and still having three-ish days to bowl England out twice
>falling for the declaration jew

Great post.
Dreadful post.

>Mohammed Shami to de Silva, no run, rapped on the pad again but he's been saved by a thin inside edge. according to umpire Nigel Llong. Now, he's not allowed to actually make the signal because that could influence the bowling team over a potential DRS call. As replays confirm, there was no inside edge here and this would've crashed into the top of middle and leg. India were perhaps influenced by Llong's signal. This ball clipped the front pad first and then deflected to hit the back pad.

now the ups are also cheating

44

is it fair to say damien mckenzie is the best nz rugby player at the moment?

personally he's my favourite australian born all-rounder

First for memos

Will Joseph Cook England one day?

>cummins
>batting

In no way, shape or form.

he didn't, but at least he gets to go home to this. You jelly?

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Sam Whitelock won SR player of the year at the NZ Rugby awards last night.

battabattabatta sawing

Joe Poot

havent you seen how quick he is running across the pitch lad? i dont think you know your rugger

>makes 44 runs
>gets to fuck Nathan Bracken

*gains 20 metres*
>sideways

Meme Shit is a terrible captain

>five deliveries
>five swings and misses at short balls

I want to get off NATHAN LYON'S WILD RIDE

Yes, possibly of all time if we're to be perfectly honest

HIT THE FUCKING BALL YOU SPASTIC

please don't compare Bracks to that, he's way hotter

Ever find yourself sounding just like your dad?

G O A T
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NOICE GARRY

>bread

WALLOP

kek, that's what you get for trying to bant Lyon

Damien Mckenzie is in line to win IRB player of the year in all fairness so i dont think sam smallcocks award is all that important for GOATkenzie

MAXIMUM

lmao

DLF MAXIMUM

It went like a scud missile!

BASED GAZA STRIP

gaza tearing them apart

Imagine coming home from school one day to find your mum on the sofa next to cricket legend Shaun Tait. She puts her arm around him and explains Shaun will be your new step-father. Shaun playfully punches your shoulder and says 'Cheer up sport.'
What happens next?

>can't even get out a number 10 that's swinging at every ball

toss it at the stumps you gimp

Which is more awful, Lyon's batting or Overton's bowling?

englads are shaking in their boots

G A Z Z A
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>the number 9 batsman, batting like a number 1
State of ENGLAND

Just bowl at his fucking stumps. He will miss eventually. Root is such a shit captain

He gets injured

>wait two days for something interesting
nice """"game"""" """"""lads""""""" literally had enough

He breaks my hip bone

>letting your opponent repeatedly bowl bouncers at your bowlers, risking injury

>123 kmph
i can bowl faster than this chump geez

>he isn't out yet

the utter STATE of england
they know exactly what he'll do every single time

imagine being english

Marsh will hit a single early in the over and let Lyon swing to get the red ink

Seeya in brainlet bash threads casual

spends the first three years putting it wide

>not hitting those bouncers for six

The chick on xxxx gold ad has some nice milkers lads

>The utter disheveled state of English fielding

quite literally cannot WAIT for the big bash league

15 days, literally can't wait.

bringing out the good stuff

What's this red ink meme lads.

Lads, i think i am in love with Nathan Lyon, what do i do?

MARSH SMASHES THE CRITICS

THAT'S FOR MAKING FUN OF ME YOU CUNTS

Yeah getting sick of tests already

Can we just give you the ashes now and stop the series early?

>english fielding
>english bowling
>english batting
>english reviewing
>english captaincy

HAHAHAHAHAHA

wow cricket is exciting when they play big shots

goat

holy shit smarshy

go to red square and put on a wig

MARSH
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favourite gimmick lads?

personally love based goosey and will smith

this is legitimately embarrassing

POOUART BROAD BTFO

WALLOP

>englel fielding
>englel "strike" bowlers

a yorker? how leftfield

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>goes to night
>T20 energy enters the hearts of the batsmen

Fuck. I feel so bad for ever doubting S.Marsh

>mental challenge

Are the commentators /ourguys/?

reminds me of that over last time england were here when george bailey hit 28 right before michael clarke declared. australian victory literally confirmed

that a red? I usually drink stanley dolce bianco

can broad talk some more shit now pls?

I thought it was supposed to be hard to bat under lights?

no he's just calling england mentally challenged

>142.6kph

Englel have juiced the speed guns at the dinner break.

>not getting trips
Absolutely casual

Not for the big muscular strong AUSGODS who invented Day/Night Test Cricket
Rigged from the start lad

shiraz cabernet

bretty good dec tbqh

WHo was it that declared with someone on 99?

Is Broad psychologically cooked lads?

>not waiting until 450

what the fuck is smoth's problem lads?