How to be linguistically and gesturally aggressively masculine in a Japanese milieu?

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you use super special pronouns like ore and kisama

Kisama wa baka!
Like that?

no tsun is definitely not macho

add -yaro or -me at the end of insults

Thank you, anons.

Anything else?

Ruck off we are full.

You most certainly aren't and falling below replacement levels?
Get ready for the bleaching, buddy.

Get buffed and grow some beard then say anything. Lanky gangster with twig arms saying oresama and shit aren't scary. You already know how skinny white people looks trying to say lines from GTA.

i thought japs think buff people look gay?

What about tattoos?

They think bear buff is gay.

And girls don't think the same, hell you can even watch youtube videos about how japanese girls say they like that foreigners have muscle "niku niku, macho"

Are you talking about the average young Japanese woman or the gaijin hunter?

Behave like this guy.
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What an arsehole.

Isn't he an average white guy?

No, he isn't.

No he is French, he is far superior to the other kinds of white people
Also his name means "white" literally so he is top-tier aryan

Don't feel bad about that guy you never had a chance against a superhuman like this anyways

He is gesturally aggressively masculine anyway.

French are objectively the worst of the best European countries.

Objectively French is a nationality not a country
Objectively you should have said
"the French are objectively the worst of the best European people." or "France is objectively the worst of the best European countries."
Objctively you can't even speak your own language as well as me lmao

France 1 UK 0

UK is objectively the best state of the USA

It's not, at best it's like number 4 behind california texas and new york

You really shouldn't have done that, my friend.
>Goes Battle of Waterloo on you.
>Objectively French is a nationality not a country.
I was using the term French as a rhetorical device for both the people and their geographical location, thus those both internal and external to French clay.
>Objectively you should have said.
Incorrect usage of the term.
>Objctively you can't even speak your own language as well as me lmao
No, I'm afraid all you understand is textbook English, devoid of natural English and English rhetoric.
I bet you don't even know what descriptivism is, you unwitting prescriptivist!
How droll!

>France 1 UK 0
France 0 UK 1

Samefagging, that's pretty pathetic.
Just like a Frenchman!

France 0 UK 2

>Unoriginal lead from an original faux-insult.
>Impressive
Pick one, Époisses eater (to be fair, Époisses is my favourite cheese).

France 0 UK 3

>rhetorical devices
stopped reading here
traduction : i am dishonest as fuck and worse than a jew

Its called having decorum and being polite, we all understand the real meanings and assume everyone else uses them too.

>Being this intellectually stunted and dishonest, but still claiming superiority.
Hilarious.
Do you suffer from foetal alcohol syndrome, because ta mère wouldn't abstain from the red wine?
In vino veritas; you're a philistine.

>being this pompous
in vino veritas ; you are a faggot

I'm the one being pompous?
What was it you said?
>Nothing but pomp the post.
Hypocrisy, very fitting, Master Frog.

What is really fitting here is that you call me master
Call me master some more

>Likes being called "master of the frogs".
Well, that sure is telling.
A country of sadomasochists, it almost makes me revile at my own Norman and Flemish ancestry.
How utterly debauched.

>he doesn't get off to beign called master
what is wrong with anglos ? why are they such prude and puritan ? obviously being called master is the ultimate form of satisfaction
you have completely submitted another human being to your will
makes me hard t b h

>Doesn't understand context.
Objectively the most dull too.

Just watch Fist of the North Star again and again whilst memorizing and copying how Raoh and Kenshiro talk.

don't we have any qualities ? can't we find any grace in your eyes ?
go on say at least one good thing about the french if you are as polite as you say you are

>linguistically and gesturally
funnily enough, not saying a word and not moving around make you look the most masculine.

Be like an acient rock covered in moss.
People respect that.

This.

Most Whites around here are hungry skelton tier thinking that just by wearing one of those normie OBEY caps they are somehow gangster.

I always kek when I see them trying to be hardcore around Shibuya.

omaewamoshindeiru?

obey caps are for absolute niggers
it's literally a injuction of the capital like "obey ! buy it !" then they do

first time i saw it irl i started laughing at the man in the metro but apparently it's popular for poor people, what an absolute joke kek
hats off to the jew who created this

If you want to be a laughingstock, then sure, you can say that.

Just be yourself ^_^

Actually I think two penis touching is gay. Muscle doesn't really imply anything.

two penis touching is not gay if one is feminine

- Roll your Rs;
- Pretend your jaw is numb;
- Speak as slurredly as possible.

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Too much politeness turn you into passive-aggressive, gossiping old ladies.
Unironically off yourself.