NEW TOP GEAR

24 minutes

better be gud

Bump, about to start

>Robot Wars followed by Top Gear

GOAT scheduling

Thank fuck Evans has gone

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dropped instantly

fuck this

guy in the middle looks like he needs a hot meal

kinda this desu when i saw the 3 standing awkwardly at the start I was like I can't deal with this

Chicken.

hope theres no forced banter

also holy fuck this guy is doing his best jeremy clarkson ipmression

These people have as much chemistry as gold and water

Uh. it started.

Le Car.

>dropping big bucks Evans
ENJOY YOUR BANKRUPCY
FACT

what did you guys think of the grand tour

I thought it was awful

the film making is still top notch, but it's sad watching them trying to force the same type of humour

The features were good, the tent sections were terrible. I expect TG will be the same.

James McAvoy is in this.

Literally /ourguy/

It was alright.
They need more restrictions and they need more be more realistic but it got some laughs out of me. That soldier episode was wank though,

yeah, Top Gear was pretty stale and you'd think they would try and make the show different

People still watch Top Gear?

Anyone else used to watch Chris on /DRIVE?

Is there Hammond? NO
Is there Clarckson? NO
Is there May? NO

Then is fucking garbage.

dropped it halfway through the season. Beatifully shot, but way too scripted, and the scripts are not even good.

I thought he was too dry on that. I think the TG producers have got him to be more animated.

out of curiosity, yes

>this banter
Fucking kill me already lads.

Grand tour has all three and is garbage as well :c

T W I N G O

yes

>already wheeling the celebrity out

>Is there Hammond? NO
He's worse than these three.

Old TG: 8/10
New TG: 3/10
GT: 6/10

This black lad is sucking the charm out of any banter the other two manage to pluck up

he got hired base on a rap video

This is already better without ginger bollocks.

>inviting twingo
>after he got his team relegated to the fucking babbies
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Driving the X-Jet. Yes!

GT 86

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I don't get all the hate for Grand Tour

Finally got rid of those awful celeb laps that were like 1/3 of the show

>this section
May be the least funny thing ever

Imagine how many hot meals this guys gonna eat.

It's funny because Chris is a really good driver!

And replaces it with a celebrity getting killed for 1/3rd of a show

Literally a minuite

Chris

You could kill someone with that

>advertising on a BBC show

Actually not that bad
much better than Evans TG

>I don't get all the hate for Grand Tour
Hammond
Celeb death shit
Boring drawn out reviews
Hammond
Rehashed jokes
May being reduced to some sideshow buffoon
Daft Americanised shit
Hammond

Stick one of those on Robot Wars.

This Chris Harris guy reminds me a bit of Rimmer from Red Dwarf for some reason

Just let Harris drive

finally some withnail and I recognition

its probably the jews who are butthurt that a non politically correct person has control of a show. Literally the opposite of what the jew wants.

Grand Tour is kicking the new TG ass, it did when it comes out and the entire season the new TG was eating dust.

Stay mad at the fact that Grand Tour is better than your lovely new Top Gear faggot.

James Mcavoy bringing the bantz

Should I keep watching this or watch robot wars that I missed?

Fuck off, Richard

>cream merc

I should be disgusted but I'm not?

You should work on your reading comprehension user

why all the hate for hammond? i mean clarkson carried old TG but hammond had his moments, as did may

Buy em cheap in Germany, ex taxis.

Hammond is an annoying, unfunny overacting little shit of a human.

they turned him into a caricature of himself, and he became unbearable imo. Tbh that happened to May and Clarkson too, but Hammond was always kind of irritating.

Stoke BTFO

You know what, I reckon once the lads have had more of a chance to get to know each other and relax a bit this could be a bit of a laugh.

>Doing this right at the start of the journey

Cars will be fucked

Got it in one

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So Chris is May but faster

Chris = May
Matt = Clarkson
Rory = Hammond

Harris is an actual racing driver so May but a lot faster.

SWEARING? ON MY BBC1?

No!
Stop airing this show!
Stop making this show!!
It's over! It's on Amazon!!! Why are this still doing this!!!

And all of you lot ! Stop ! Watching !!!

if i paid my tv licence id be disgusted

Old TG would have called the FXXK the Fuck

Please be ironic shitposting

I-I'm actually quite enjoying this lads

They wouldn't have been using language like that prior to the 9pm watershed, so you're wrong.

Namibia was great. Felt like the old TG specials. Besides that it was awful.

They should loose Hammond.

>It's on Amazon

thats terrible though

All this line-up needed was Evans gone.

Harris and Le Blanc are bro tier.

Not nearly as dull as I thought it would be.

It feels a little forced, but then TG always was.

Getting rid of Chris Evans was a master stroke though.

Would be better if they binned Rory and replaced him with Guy Martin

volvo storonk

diversity quotas say no

So am I, feels a lot like old (mid-2000s) TG

>Would be better if they binned Rory and replaced him with Guy Martin
He's there for diversity. TG always got shit for having three white men on it.

Our literal Guy could honestly make this good with his confirmed autism. Diversity quotas mean it'll never happen, sadly.

That Volvo sounds like it's got a fucking VTEC with that crushed airbox

Guy Martin would be amazing. but he doesn't want to do it (present Top Gear)

Rory's not that bad. He's certainly better than Evans.

FYI

Every time they say "Chris" I get a little stab of fear

KEK

has a genuine laugh there

not a big one but definitely real

i'll get a torrent when they get uploaded

mainly becuase i've been following chris harris for 5 or so years, good lad, good content

>muh taxi