Let's cut some wheat (lmao)

Let's cut some wheat (lmao).

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this meme is too advenced for me

>tfw its a shot for shot remake of the 1940 film

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fucking ridley hack

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>Aliens work for He Who Walks Behind the Rows

All makes sense now.

are there usually animals hoarding around wheat crops?

It's LITERALLY a Prometheus reskin what the FUCK how do people eat Ridley's shit up.

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>tfw the Xenos were poor oppressed wheat farmers robbed of their livelihood

I'm looking at the whole Alien saga in a new light now

I definitely won't be seeing this movie

No! no!!!

I don't get this meme

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long
That even my android thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a human that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the acid smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda G that little neomorphs wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the space light

Keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a wheat paradise
Been spending most their lives
Livin' in a wheat paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a wheat paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a wheat paradise

>Characters land on alien planet
>Trees, grass, other vegetation
>"Meh who cares"
>Wheat
>"Zomg somebody must have planted it!"

What can the harvest hope for, if not the care of the reaper man.

Oh yeah, I didn't understand their conclusion at all when watching the trailer. But does it justify the memefication to this extent?

It's been a dry meme season...we'll take what we can get.

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a farmer?

The redneck farmer Alien is too funny not to.

Come on come on
I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
Is life worth living should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor & even worse I'm black
My stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a human to snatch

Space Marines give a damn about a xeno
Pull the trigger kill a xeno he's a hero
Give the wheat to the kids who the hell cares
One less ugly mouth on the space welfare
First ship 'em black ooze & let 'em deal the brothers
Give 'em acid blood step back watch 'em kill each other
It's time to fight back that's what David said

2 shots in the dark now Davids dead
I got love for my brothers but we can never go nowhere
Unless we share with each other
We gotta start makin' changes

I say we take off and fumigate the entire crop from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

"Hey wheat!"

where is the sequel of prometheus?
this movie gave me blue balls, it's sequel bait at the end, and yet they don't deliver the sequel????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aliens picking cotton
Aliena planting wheat.
Etc...

nice the space axe is back

I wonder what songs the xenonegro's sing when picking the cotton?

>kunta kinte
>YOUR NAME IS XENO

WHEAAT ON DA WATER

why do they need an axe?

To build a space log cabin

HUMANS IN DA SKY

Modern day wheat is a human creation due to 10,000 years of agriculture and selective breeding to create as much grain as possible and at a much larger size than it was originally.

Same with corn.

I don't think so, pal

>Guardian of the Wheat
>No White in it's casting cost
>Doesn't get buffed for having X amount on Plains

You could have made it a reverse Loam Lion. Massive flavor fail on this one

Wheat like that doesn't exist in the wild. It's a cultivated crop.

The wild plants we bred wheat from look nothing like the stuff grown on farms.

ridley loves his wheat

this wheat meme is trash, i demand a new and improved meme.

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Never post again

I'm sick of these fucking slasher films...!

IS THAT A FUCKING SPACE AXE

>on our planet wheat grew more edible parts due to people taking care of it
>on xeno planets wheat grew greater pest defense

Wheat posting is life i suggest you get with it.

Now arf me prooperty ya fecking normie yer steppin on me wheat fields

Low effort. Add some ragtime piano and have all the dialogue in intertitles.

>In Gladiator, elysium contains vast wheat fields.
>In Covenant, wheat is present as part of terraforming.
I've never experienced universebuilding this deep.

>There's some juicy Arcturan poontang we have to rescue with cornbread.
What did Frost mean by this?

Recommend me some essential wheatkino

So far I've got Gladiator and Signs

Interstellar
Field of Dreams

that whore is so ugly why cant we have noomie rapace again

>someone actually worked this hard on a meme which won't exist in a week

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a daring synthesis

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Boy you so wrong

So how does the bonus situation fit in all of this?

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good post

lel

FUCK OFF reddit wheatposting is the epicist win meme since baneposting even better than JUST at this point. Go back to /got/ and let the REAL Sup Forums have it's fun

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Can I get a quick rundown on the bonus situation?

wot in vegetation

Yes i guess i should get used with it...but promise me that when this shitty movie gets aired, you guys will think on something better and kill this shittty meme

Nice crop you get there bishop.
Magnificent isnt it..

so shaw planted the wheat? and she lives on this planet with david and bunch of proto-aliens amirite?

>tfw we realise by the end of this we will all be experts on wheat, taking wheat to new unseen levels

If by lives you mean was being held in captivity for months, having experiments done on her barren ovaries by farmhand Eight and his biological toys, then yes she "lives" there.

Yea thats living, how the fuck do you live if not like that?

a situation of sorts?

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>you live in a time where wheat is a meme

What did captcha mean by this?

>mfw the big twist is that the crew will meet Maximus in that planet.

>greatest time we will ever know

This meme blows

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Memes are crazy if you think about it, they're so absolutely specific to what they're referencing and so quickly diverge and mutate from their original forms that they become unrecognisable and semi-incomprehensible and yet utterly familiar
Imagine trying to explain a meme to someone who had never used the internet, it's would be like trying to describe a jacket by showing someone a picture of a thread of nylon under an electron microscope

We used to dream of living in captivity on an alien planet. Would have been a palace to us! 150 of us used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us. But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

Thats an oddly specific dream to have wbile digging for fish

Well it was because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me "Wheat doesn't bring you happiness, son" and h'e was right.

So how do you live now?

We get by, the odd glass of Château de Chasselas with a very passable bit of risotto on the side.

True hardship. Any wheat investments?

>ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH WHEAT
>TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH WHEAT
>THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH WHEAT
>FOUR
NOTHING WRONG WITH WHEAT
>ONE
XENOS GOT TO FARM
>TWO
XENOS GOT TO FARM
>THREE
XENOS GOT TO FARM
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TILL THE WHEAT FIELDS WITH THE HOE
TILL THE WHEAT FIELDS WITH THE HOE
TILL THE WHEAT FIELDS WITH THE HOE

Great, months of this 'hilarious' joke spammed everyday,

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>post yfw wheat kino was here the whole time
>wheat kino is the key to all of this

>Posting the pleb version

>its purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is purpose that defines, purpose that binds us. We are here because of you

>not "Let's crop!"

Will the black goo be used to geneticly modify the wheat by Weyland-Monsanto corp?
Were the xenos just pure organic wheat growers but big agra has now come in, colonized the planet and turned simple self sustained farming into cash crops?

Thats why the ayylmaos attack and screech to get weyland-monsanto out of their farms.
>REEEEE GET OUT NORMIE GMO FUCKING SHITS

Pure kino, beyond woke

>not adding "When Guardian of the Wheat dies it deals 1 damage to target creature or player

It's like you don't care that Xenos have acid for blood. Flavor fail once again.

ok that's funny

Oh, you think the wheat is your ally, you merely adopted the wheat. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see a gluten-free cereal until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but disgusting! These crop fields betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my flour, I will be preparing to bring tractors. Then, I will break you. Your precious pesticides, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your plow?

WHY WAS THERE WHEAT THERE

I DONT UNDERSTAND

I still don't get it.

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>mfw organic wheat farmers start burning my legally acquired property

why is there a clipart of this?
do people use this in business presentations?