Years ago, I was Trump's best, or should I say, only friend. Why would he have a Finn for a best friend, you ask? Well, he wasn’t that bright … he thought I was Irish. Truth is, he wasn’t the affable, good-natured soul that his speeches have led you to believe. First off, he was bipolar ... and syphilitic ... and a hermaphrodite ... plus a raging alcoholic. That’s right, a bipolar, syphilitic, drunken hermaphrodite, who was addicted to Japanese puke porn. On the rare occasions when he was sober he would chatter incessantly about the film Mary Poppins. He really loved that movie. In fact, Trump always dreamed of floating down from the sky while holding a big festive bumbershoot like his beloved Mary. One day he bought one of those huge beach umbrellas and replaced the canvas portion with an old Nazi relic that he claimed was Hitler’s original “Blood Flag” from the historic Beer Hall Putsch. We then drove to Trump Tower where we found a perfect high spot that had a drop of several hundred feet. He then leaped off of the cliff while happily singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious“ and, well, it didn’t go so well, let’s just say the old Blood Flag got much bloodier that day, but somehow he survived with only minor injuries. Weeks later, much to my surprise, I was informed that Trump had gifted me the key and contents of his secret underground bunker. It was essentially just a lot of old VHS tapes with Japanese labels on them and a couple of large scrapbooks full of 1940s german news articles. Also, Trump goes on about the legendary individuals who he supposedly knows. In truth, the only celebrity he ever met in his whole life was Dick Wilson, who used to play “Mr. Whipple” in the Charmin TV ads. He was making an appearance at a supermarket opening down the street and even he told Trump to “fuck off” So there you have it, the truth about your hero. By the way, do any of you guys like rare Asian adult films involving regurgitation?
Trump youtuber here, I can't believe the amount of Correct the Record shit on my channel (Must have gotten another check from the witch) The shilling is so fucking blatant since their vocabulary isn't even close to how people actually write on the internet. You can always tell you are dealing with a shill if they are speaking ultra formally on a fucking youtube video! Be on guard.
Andrew Powell
>FBI Director Comey declines to comment on investigation of Clinton Foundation youtube.com/watch?v=AjAaXO0EiO4 >COMEY JUST ADMITTED WITH THAT "YES" THAT CLINTON IS GUILTY OF ESPIONAGE AND TREASON youtu.be/UuIY8ov8YQ4
Chase Walker
Ted Cruz said he is speaking at the RNC!? Did he endorse?
Juan Sullivan
@80104334 >Not pointing out his record shattering support among other whites. If he gets to plus +5 like Romany he will win in a landslide.
Jason Bailey
When people say "Trump is a racist bigot", do you believe them? Even if they say it 1000 times? No, and you shouldn't.
So do you guys really think that Hilliary voters will even consider all the "Hillary is corrupt, dishonest, a traitor" rhetoric as valid, for even one second? No. I don't think this will matter. All of this business has been in the public for so long that no one really cares anymore, or thinks it's an issue. The undecideds are more concerned about virtue signalling and not voting for the candidate branded as "racist" than the one that's being called corrupt by the "racist".
It's honestly futile, and just echo-chambering.
Bentley Lewis
bruh rly thnk
Liam Davis
COLLEGE whites. Also known as the most cucked cucks in the country.
Gabriel Brooks
C U C K U C K
Josiah Cooper
>"Here she is, saying this under oath, lying under oath is a crime is it not?" >"Yes" >"What's the penalty on that? That's considered perjury right?" >"It's a felony. I forget the exact... it's potentially years in prison"
Why is nobody talking about this? Isn't it huge? Isn't he basically saying that a perjury case can and should be opened now and that's she's guilty of it and can and should face prosecution for it?
What needs to be done? I just don't think the electorate gives a fuck about anything. They just see it's trendy to hate Trump and are fed misinformation left and right.
Hudson Cooper
>Not watching Fox talk about that right now
Owen Sullivan
NO! Certainly not!
Just writing her name in a book!
Jonathan Robinson
"Whew. That's relief. Now all the attention will go to that."
t. Brian Fallon
Blake Cooper
Forgive me I've been avoiding the news since the end of the inquiry because I didn't want to hear about dead nigs.
Jaxon Howard
Check the demos they polled.
Elijah Turner
ROAST
Nathaniel Martin
Obama was up 10 in the Pew poll taken in July
Jose Gonzalez
Chaffetz' referral is about exactly that. They will charge her as soon as the ts are crossed.
Zachary Reyes
JUST.
Hudson Gomez
The low energy is getting to me I know it'll change the closer it gets to the actual thing. How are his stats cuz it's been quiet on trump and loud on emails.
Daniel Miller
Nice pasta. Instead it all anyway
> By the way, do any of you guys like rare Asian adult films involving regurgitation?
I can help you to get your fix if the question is genuine lol.
kek, I voted for him in NM last time, didn't even realize he only got to 3.5%
Eli Watson
>Hillary has successfully destroyed the Democrat base's trust in their party
Just bring the debates. We need our high octane bantz.
Juan Lopez
"knowing what I know, in my position, none would have done differently"
hostage / threats confirmed?
Nathan Bennett
Pretty much. She is toxic to most white liberals.
Logan Baker
We should organize BLM protests to happen on election day in front of polling places that are historically democrat. I think it's doable
Lincoln Flores
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Nathaniel Nguyen
>believing any polls
Isaac Anderson
Notice out in those polls it looks like when the going got tough, those "Johnson" voters pulled the lever for Romney.
Caleb Lewis
What a spineless faggot. Why the fuck didn't he drop out?
Lucas Martinez
Ongo bongo is a traitor to our nation, he wont give up on shillary
Aiden Bell
I'd be worried if the collage crowed actually voted.
Andrew Mitchell
How did mccuck get BTFO so badly then? Some of these polls just don't make sense. You'd think trump was down 25 points looking at these
Lucas Flores
First: the pew poll goes from 15/06 to 26/06, almost two weeks ago. Second: pic related. Democrats oversampled yet again, independents and republicans undersampled.
Still do not justify the gap of that poll but may explain the extra 4% Clinton has with regards to the other polls.
Waiting for the confirmation that the donations he received will be going to Clinton. Then there will be tears all the way until November.
Alexander Mitchell
This Minnesota Governor is a cuck
Joseph Lewis
Obama was up 10 in a Pew poll done in this same time frame essentially.
>Early polls >meaningful
Gavin Gomez
She won't debate, I almost guarantee it now. The risk of her not showing up is probably a 2-5 point polling loss, but her going to the debates and getting creamed would destroy her chances entirely.
Trump has so much ammunition now that it would be impossible for him to lose.
Jack Campbell
He will. Most likely in the next few days.
Evan Hughes
>most voted for primary candidate ever >B-BUT THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN WIN
Jacob Lewis
Reddit is pro-Hillary now.
Cooper Watson
Hmmm What did trump concede to get the rest of the republicucks in line?
Josiah Ross
I'm calling this as well. Gonna rub it in all of my normie friends' faces.
Colton Smith
what a great title
Aaron Jackson
I bet she would use an excuse like "I'm not going to give a platform for his hateful rhetoric" or something like that to dodge the debates.
Chase Hall
god I fucking love this. this man Donald Trump is bringing down the entire system. corrupt talking heads, politicians, jews in the dark - they're all being shined a light on or in some cases exposing themselves in an effort to take him down
this is why i completely ignore anyone who expresses their disdain for Trump. if you hate his rhetoric or his pompous arrogance it doesn't matter when you actually think of the effect he's having on the establishment
Parker Ward
>college
Wonder how many of those are community college cucks and cunts majoring genderfluid coloured studies? Those numbers are directly proportional to increasingly larger margins of liberals in college, how is this supposed to be shocking?
Its not aimed at """"""Hillary supporters"""""""" its aimed at TRU CONSERVATIVES, Bernouts, undecideds, etc.
Nathaniel Diaz
This is exactly what would happen.
Robert Nelson
Both hill and trump are tied with Obama and Romney in the same timeframe of that election.
> college whites > counting on the under 25 vote to win anything
Cooper Thomas
I'm starting to think he might actually be as based as we meme him to be.
Benjamin Rogers
The loss would be much more than just 2-5. Corruption is one thing but simply not showing up would make her look absolutely spineless.
Henry Johnson
>Trump: "Good morning everyone, for today's meeting I'd like to introduce my special guest." >Republicans: "OH SHIT" >Manafort: "We can do this the easy way or the hard way."
Jaxson Sanders
Probably told them his election strategy he's been planning for 4 years.
Ayden Richardson
user he's more based than you or I know
John Baker
Can someone link to the original threads over a year ago when he announced he's running
Some user asked for them in the congress threads. I don't know if you're here. Did my best.
Easton Harris
>the orange guy that holds beauty pageants was the one to finally stop these kikes
Nolan Kelly
Did Trump get the cucks in line today?
Zachary Myers
...
Christopher Evans
...
Liam Lopez
John Mica is great, nigga is so powerful his last opponent literally gave up running.
Nicholas Morales
Yeah from partisan's and Bernie bros this might be a smart move, those people who just absolutely hate Trump might but the argument.
But for Independent voters I doubt its going to anything but just make her look weak. Unless she hosts a charity event like Trump did before Iowa, but even then I doubt it would help much.
Safest strategy is to avoid confrontation with Trump at all costs; hide behind her endorsements at rallies, if Warren is VP then hide behind her to and make her the attack dog, and do what she can to avoid the FBI.
I still think there's a chance she will be arrogant enough to think she could win a debate, or if the debate is hosted by CNN or MSNBC they might only throw Clinton softballs and bring up graphs and charts against Trump like they did for the FOX Business debate.
I thought Mica sounded senile and rambling at first but he triggered the FUCK out of Comey.
Asher Ortiz
He didn't even have to run, he's a successful rich businessman already but he put his reputation on the line in order to MAGA. Now he's being attacked and accused to be racist in front od the whole country. He did this for us.
