Can you hold it another 34 years?

Or will you be an old fuck who can't get any robot pussy then?

P.S. I don't believe one second that robot pussies will end human relationships. Only beta cucks will trade a 4/10, fat, trashy, bitchy woman for a perfect 10/10, sandwich making supermodel robot...

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>born too early for sexbot
>facebook bought oculus rift
fuck

I'll be almost 70 by then.

Fuck.

>waynes world predicted the future when they used the term robobabe

yeah fuck this life
WW III seems like the only interesting thing that could happen within our lifetimes, and that's fucking depressing

Q^Q
>born to early to have sex with Tay.ai robot

Robot doesn't care

but his dick does

so what?, the robots wouldn't care if you are old and you testicles look like wet towel

just when you thought the birth rate in western countries couldn't get any lower

I don't really care about holes anymore. Organic nor synthetic.

What I want is a good old fashioned war to die in, or to survive and start rebuilding the society from scratch.

Robot Lives Matter

Just rub dick on robot or piss

>Hasn't been training his dick for this exact reason.
>Can't do cock push ups
What a sad life you must live.

are you coming on to me vcr?

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>pissing on fembots

Sure, it seems fun and harmless to have beautiful sexy androids obeying your every whim, and it is a nice escape for lonely guys

But it is a slippery slope you know, what will they build next? Robot furries? Who will keep them away from children?

What about the glorious return of kek? This is the most exciting times senpai.

They are making child versions?

So? Other companies could still continue to use the technology to produce porn. The demand is pretty obvious and there's good money in it.

I'm less interested in the mechanical aspect and more in the digital one. Will sex robots have AI, or just mechanized fuck dolls? The latter is completely uninteresting. It's got to have AI to be worth anything.

Free market

>Who will keep them away from children?
We will be more enlightened in the future. Children will get their robot furry sex robots when they are 6 years old. We will also all be Muslim by then.

To be fair I would take a nice quiet subservient computer pussy over and of the dozens of stupid crazy bitches I have fucked in my life. Putting up with the drama, and bull shit isn't worth it. A robot wife who was giving me shit I could just turn her to off and go back to the game.

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Are you ready for the glorious future?

This is actually a good way to keep pedophiles from fuck real children. They can have their little robot kid fuck toys to do whatever they want to their little robot bodies.

Is...is he really going to return?

In 2050, if tha brain-comp interface will be impemented sex will be like a chess in mind. Nobody will do flesh to flesh sex, its boring, smelling weird and causes love. People will fuck in minds.

I won't be able to have sex with a robot after I upload my consciousness into the virtual world.
Come on, science, hurry it up. I'm ready to ditch this worthless physical body.

I hope it gets banned. That is just weird.

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guess again

>Will sex robots have AI
Of course they will. That is the whole point about modern androids. To have them foul you into believing they are actually alive... or even create true neural net AI that actually may be considered alive.

Yes.
Seek first fembots for a sign.

That's like saying we should give pedophiles access to child porn... it's going to encourage their problem, not help. lolibots would destroy all remaining sexuality morality in the west.

but who will build the roads when we are all busy with our fembots?

>thisisthefutureyouchose.gif

The reason child porn is taboo is BEcasuse the actual making of it involved sleeping with kids. If pedophiles want to fuck robot kids or jerk off to lolicon then so be itZ

>who will build the roads when we are all busy with our fembots?

The manbots.

Me and my girlfriend talked about this and we'd buy the robot to do all our menial chores and to have sex with. I mean, it's like a roomba + dildo + fleshlight + supermodel.

>born too late to explore the seas
>born in the wrong universe to live in 1000 year reich
>born too early to have perfect robot waifu


why even go on with this cruel charade

>and to have sex with
Your relationship would end a few weeks after you bought the robot. Either she will not want sex with you any more or you don't want sex with her any more.

Just in time for retirement

>The reason child porn is taboo is BEcasuse the actual making of it involved sleeping with kids. If pedophiles want to fuck robot kids or jerk off to lolicon then so be itZ

So you are saying 50% of Muslims will have sex robots which pretend to be 5 year old kids?

And people think our society is fucked up now...

kek

Yes, let's encourage NEETs instead of getting them off their ass and making them talk to an actual girl.

Compulsory Military Service could solve all of this lads.

Well, if anything it might motivate neets to lose weight, start working out and adapt a healthy diet so they will live long enough to have their robot waifus.

Being forced to get off their ass and be soldiers would, I think, leave them in an active state where they could develop a social life

Flag checks out

>Even considering occulus when HTC vive exists

> mid/late 50's
>robots
fuck yea, that game keeps changing for me.

Yes.

Tried to join all branches of the military and law enforcement. Suceeded all tests including the interviews, yet got rejected everytime at the medical exam ; low eyesight and color blindness. That's when I gave up on society altogether and became a NEET.

Nigger, it's not about being uncapable of social relationships. It's that most women are so batshit crazy that in a relationship with them the cons outweight the pros, heavily.

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Roadbots

Already seen it in Demolition Man. Looks boring as hell.

I bet that by 2035 people are already going to be having sex with them, it's just going to take few years for it to become common as fuck and socially accepted.
Also people complaining that they're going to be too old by then, nowadays people in their late 60s are starting to look and act like they're in their 50s
Give it couple of decades and we're going to be aging even slower.

Why is there a need for people to go and actually breed by the masses couple of decades from now?

By 2050 we're going to be living in an incredibly automated society, where unskilled people who aren't fit for creative fields, are going to be pulling universal basic income and doing jack shit, except living hedonistic lifestyles and consuming enternainment.
We don't need high birthrates in a situation like that.

>Believe machine
I feel fells that shouldn't be felt.

>using any sort of sex toy with your gf

I'm 22. I'll be 56.

I-i think we're gonna make it bros.

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Post yfw sexbots come out the day after you die.

Dude, if a pedo could fuck something that's almost exactly like a kid why the fuck would they waste their time going after real kids and risk getting arrested and/or killed?

mandatory military service only lasts for up to maybe a year in most countries. In Germany it used to be just 9 months. After that, you go back to whatever you've been doing before. Certainly not a long term solution to anything.

Most people do after living for so long in this dysfunctional world. Just remember that those rare feels were found in a screenshot of a short hentai manga.

>That's like saying we should give pedophiles access to child porn
no, because children are exploited in order to make child porn
all that would be needed for lolibots would be a simple 10 minute optical scan of loli anatomy, even less invasive than a tomography

maybe one day me too...

I see no problem with this desu. A person can still maintain a healthy relationship with their wife/girlfriend/whatever, should they decide to stick their dick into some robotic snatch.

>Just rub dick on robot or piss

finally I'll get laid by the time I'm 57

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Race war or maybe ww3 we can fight and die in; we can hope right? God that sounds depressing when those are two things are something to look forward to.

will we ever get cat girls?

Hey at least you weren't born in the part of the multiverse, where they never invented electricity.
This plane of existence might not be the best one out there, but god dammit it could have been a lot worse.

>2100
>asimo finally learned to catch a ball
>grand presentation for the world to see
>it still can't catch the ball
>science journalists are confident that we'll be machine gods by 2150

It's always the same story. Wild predictions with no substance whatsoever.
What's the most advanced in robotics we have now? Boston Dynamics? Their machines are loud, bulky and all they have been presenting for years is a four legged robot not falling over when kicked/on difficult terrain.

by 2050 i will be able to afford one one these robots

>not owning a fleshlight

>sex with robots
It's still just a fancy way to jerk off.

Aww Yiss

lol

So is loveless sex with a condom.

Well you could stick a fleshlight to the new Boston Dynamics creation and program some advanced hip gyrations into it.
I bet they could make a pretty good fucktoy with the tech they have already, especially if they partnered up with some animatronics company, that works in the movie field.
For example those guys that worked on Prometheus, they have some impressive stuff.

What people really want from a sexbot, well that's a whole another thing.
Many people seem to be going for some AI type of thing to create a proper thinking and talking waifu.
Personally I think that's an unnecessarily high level of tech, it only needs to move delicately enough and have a good enough silicone body and that's it.
I don't think that relatively simple tech like that is far away at all.

>resource scarcity
>11 billion people by 2050

nah brah, humanity can't afford robot sex armies.

I'll almost be 50, so I don't even know if my dick will still work.

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Why would I want to fuck a robotic animal? I'm not a Canad... oh, nevermind.

Some people want a high tech waifu AI (who wouldn't), I think most would settle for a gyrating sex-doll though.

>yfw sexbots will be the cure to feminism

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This

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>gantz
>hentai
wanker

>we're still hundreds of years away from genetically modified women who are just pleasant, loyal and attractive full time

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>tfw you throw a magnet at a tin can and he goes crazy and they have to recycle him
fucking roboniggers

>nah brah, humanity can't afford robot sex armies.
Actually, it is the only way to get population growth under control in shit poor areas of hte world. Give them sex robots and work robots and see the number of babies born plunge to even below the curernt German birth rate.

> I think most would settle for a gyrating sex-doll though.
I'm fairly certain they would.

Imagine if they stuffed some light hydraulics inside this thing.
Just something to apply varying pressure and suction to your dick and then some mechanics to gyrate the ass around and bounce it up and down.
Even something like that would make a lot of people content and this shit isn't any different from the animatronics that you see all over the world.
I bet that the imagineers working at Disney could whip one out in a week if they put their minds to it.

Someone needs to fund this stuff.

biological women are a shit

>I don't believe one second that robot pussies will end human relationships
This is correct. Sexbot technology as people currently think of it is just a highly sophisticated sex toy. The majority of people who would buy a sexbot weren't in the relationship marketplace to begin with.

The real game changer that will end human relationships is artificial gestation. That, combined with genetic engineering, will lead to independence from the opposite sex.

Too bad canada already is banning them.

Poor leaf faggots.

The problem with those is that you have to get them warm first, and a thing of that size would probably take a while.

Like, getting an onahole ready for a good fap session takes a bit - you gotta warm it up in water, dry it off before it gets cold, lube it up, and fuck it

>implying these are not two very related subjects