Is this the most alpha character ever created?
Is this the most alpha character ever created?
Homosexuals can't be alpha
freds into traps.
Which is it? Is Fred gay or into traps?
They're the same thing
That's not Shaggy.
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And Daphne
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SHAGGED
SHAGG'D
FUCKING HAWT
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SHAGYY IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE LITTLE BROTHER THEY RUINED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DYNAMIC OF THE SHOW GODDAMN IT
Wait a second. This was real and not a dream thing was it
>tfw Mystery Inc was the best Scooby-Doo series
>tfw should've had at least one more season
Feels bad.
They were high as fuck and both thought that Shaggy was Fred.
It was a dream thing kinda.
goddamn shaggy's game on point
She wanted the BSC
Bitches love Shaggy.
Poor Scooby.
>tfw Shag is a PUA and Scoob is a MGTOW
L-LIKE Z-ZOINKS SCOOB, I'VE GOT ALL THESE LIKE BLONDE BITCHES S-S-SCOOB
RUH ROH RAGGY
Didn't Shaggy once punch the Joker in the face?
BASED
Is Scoob /r9k/?
Shaggy has done a lot of things.
adolescence is wanting to fuck daphne
adulthood is realizing velma makes more sense
>the story of a well-to-do young journalist major who runs off with some strangers in a van and falls in love with a drug dealer
>adulthood is realizing you had Velma in a plate until ignoring her made her a closet lesbian
No, wanting to fuck Velma is your subconscious inferiority complex manifesting as you opting for the more conventionally homely choice due to your self doubt making you unable to take the prospect of nailing a bombshell seriously
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makes sense, velma is thicker
sounds gay
Velma a best
>Shaggy, Scooby go set up a trap for the, er Creeper or whatever
>Me, Velma and Daphne are gonna be in the van. Solving mysteries
Velma is T H I C C that can back that ass up on ya dik
and Daphne is T I T E that can give that good succ
the obvious choice is doing both at the same time
Velma is a midget.
They want to bang her because the mom was a huge slut back in the day.
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>big sister /ss/
you just made it hotter
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DINKLEY
Why is Fred smiling while some spics talk to his waifu like that? What a cuck.
Because he knows he's slamming that into the mattress every night while the wetbacks aren't, it's the biggest fuck you
CHILDED
>me in the apron
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Where they draws?
This desu
hey kid, wanna /ss/?
me on the right
>mfw Velma and Daphne are 15-16 y/o
why is htis so fucking funny
Shaggy a mothafuckin pimp
>that tentacle
Just like my Japanese animes
Shaggy = Normies
Scoob = Sup Forums
>implying
Shaggy is acting like an user who finally got some attention.
>mfw when jews ruinned scooby doo by sexualizing it and introducing shitskins and rappers
Scooby Doo, Where Are You? by far the best. I also like What's New, Scooby Doo? but that could be because it was current when I was a kid.
>there are children who like this new version of Scooby
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>Daphne or Velma
they will literally cut off his hands and slowly skin his face alive if he even motions in their direction
He wasn't homo though.
You're thinking of the guy with the assless chaps and no pants.
Besides all the unnecessary romantic subplots, mystery incorporated is still a good bit of fun to watch though.
SHAGGY SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS
Scooby was cucking him in the van
>thick shortstack
Don't do this to me, user