"I love you"

>"I love you"
>"I love you too"

>I know

>"And your other expression of love!"
Does this trigger anyone else as much as it does me?

>I have to tell you something
>me too
>me first
>no me
>I LOVE YOU

>"I love you"
>"Thanks..."

I'm not sure what you are referring to here.

It was a daring synthesis between the, "And your other gun!", trope and the OP.

Oh, nicely done.

>kissie wissie scene
>minimize window
>find a thread to post in
>cry

>"I love you"
>Aww... thanks buddy!"

>watching movie with parents
>romatic scene comes on
>"bet you've never done that before, right user?" says dad as he laughs at me

>"bet you've never done that before, right user?" says dad as he laughs at me

lol, stop being a virgin kid.

capture: korea haven

>tfw a girl recently told me I'm a bad kissed and now my friends make fun of me

That's pretty rough, dude. Why is your Dad so mean to you? Are your failures with women not reflective of his failures as a parent?

>"I love you"
wake up from a dream

Is your dad Jeff from Peep Show?

pretty much

>I love you
>Why? I don't love you

I had a nightmare that ended like that.
Damn succubi.

Have you really never had a non-related woman say that to you, user? SAD!

>"I love you"
>"Oh... and you are??"

>This love is a one way ticket to flavor town

>they look at each other
>jumpcut to analingus

>analingus

What's that?

Name 23 movies

>"I love you"
>"I love U2"

ass to mouth

Are you Talkin' U2 Too Me?

When you talk out of your ass like ace ventura

lmaoed
your dad is alpha

l-lewd!

>"I love you"
>"Sir here's your happy meal"

why Sup Forums? everytime!

>Me the other night
>Watching TV with parents
>Reach into pocket to check message on phone.
>Dad Says: "So are you checking your Tindr user?....Or is it your Grindr?"

Which was it user?

Savage AF

>Las Vegas strip
>c'mon c'mon starts playing

>It was the funeral home, dad. You never loved me, and now you are dead
>*slow piano music*

Should've been like
>shut up dad I'm not a fag like you
Then smashed your mums pussy in front him

fetlife

Holy fuck I just entered the feel zone.
Here I was thinking I was above this cause I'm not a virgin then I realise no one has ever said this to me

How did you lose your virginity then? A prostitute?

No just nights out and tinder, never really dated long enough to get to exchange of emotions

>Character walking past camera
>Character stops in the middle of the frame, looks to the camera and says "Oh, hi. Didn't see you there"

I don't like Ferris Bueller either

>you're beautiful
>it's because I'm so in love
>No, it's because I'm so in love with you!
>So, love has blinded you?
>That's not exactly what I meant.

kek, Lucas writes romantic dialogue like a man who has never been in a relationship. Or maybe he's just playing to his fanbase.

>I love you
>Why?

...

>Dad the DEA is breathing down my neck!

Fucking hell what autist is at the helm of these texts?

>"I love you"
>"Eww..."

>I took out his weapon
>both of them
Goddamnit Tarantino

I, too, was in that thread

>scene ends
>"but that's not how it really happened"
>*VHS rewind back to the beginning of the scene*

Definitely overrated.

god damn that made me laugh

>boy and girl in a relationship
>the girl is loyal and actually loves the guy and will never leave him no matter what happens

>the guy is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve her

That's most relationships, actually.

>"I love you"
>"k"

Yes but does the girl love the boy BECAUSE he is a piece of shit? girls love being treated badly

>I love you
>Who the fuck are you?

>should've said "only fags know about grindr dad"

>"I love you"
>no response

>I love you
>...shit

>character turns back to woman he likes
>i love you
>turns around
>she's gone

>"I love you" sent 2:40am
>"Read at 10:51am"

>character calls his gf 'mom'

But that would mean you are both gay.

not after i fucked your mom last night desu

>"I love you"
>...
>"Oh."

Fucking necrophile scum.

Can we have your dad on this board instead of your beta ass?

kek

>That's not really how it happened!
>Scene rewinds to protagonist brutally murdering and raping the love interest.
I bet Sup Forums doesn't know what KINO this is from

Malcolm in the Middle?

...

I know that feel...

is the girl blue?
because if it is im going to kill myself

Yes.

Such a cringe line desu