What is it like living here?

What is it like living here?

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Not that bad if you're rich I was in Argentina for a while.

cuck

comfy

I love my country.
everyone is friendly.
being racist here is legal.
the climate is always tropical. lots of hot summer days
also, meat all day every day.
the government pays for your everything if you do government work.
you are literally a millionaire if your salary is USA currency
you can kill your gf if you find her cheating and you get fewer years in jail for that.
you can kill and get away with it if you are on the 1% of the population and are of European descent.
and the soil is nice, you can easily grow your own food and anything grows here

Why won't Colombia, Venezuela, and Ecuador form together to create Gran Colombia again? A Spanish speaking regional power is what south America needs

Cold atm, but id rather that than be in zika land

Too many internal problems, but yeah, that'd be cool.

Because Venezuelan and Ecuatorian government hate Colombia, and Panama is better without us
One day we'll become stronk and they will beg for be a part of us

Is good.
I lived in Brazil, Vitoria, ES.
Great time.

rain forest

Finally, a paraguayan brother on this board.

If Gran Colombia did become a thing, where do you thing the capital would be?

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what country down there has the most gorgeous women?

I hear Chile is possibly the least shitty, but because it's south america, it's still kinda shitty.

Bolivia

The Southern Cone in general is the least shitty area in South America.

Caracas

Bogotá has been always the capital since The New Kingdom of Granada, so i guess it would remain like that, there is no way that anyone lets Caracas or Quito or another shitty city like that be the capital

This is one of the most meme maps in history.

Terrible.

I daydream about moving to Patagonia area in south Chile/argentina

Seems like most geopolitically irrelevant, comfy place in the world

crazy memes

I just want to move there and raise a pure white family surrounded by heathens like a pioneer.

Something like a conquistador.

It's ok if you are white.

Extremely painful

That's very stupid

Pretty good, the countryside of São Paulo is the most /comfy/ place that exist.
Except for some nordestinos, everybody there have italian or spanish/portuguese heritage, and the middle class is conservative af.
The only problem is that the goverment is totally corrupt, and sometimes you can feel in a "No man's land"

You won't make it, and your kids would have to fuck each other or race mix

you don't want to race mix do you?

I always thought that Bogota being the largest city in Colombia was weird. Its in a valley and away from ports, which were really important during colonialism. What made Bogota special?

4u

I visited sao paulo many times and i really liked it, but rio is a fucking shithole.

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South Argentina looks comfy

It is. I live in the capital but I'm saving to buy a ranch down south and retire to watch the world burn while I'm comfy as fuck.

More white people will come out, how else will the country subsist?

It's decent if you know where to stay away from (Rio, Caracas...)

Any specific country? It's a rather large place user

I heard Argentina is pretty nice

Is it even possible to be a virgin in SA?

It is, believe me

It's like hell: Hot and full of niggers.

>more white

1 (one) drop

Did you visit the city? cause the city is a mess, but have alot of things to do, and some nice buildings.
Rio is the asshole of the universe, we should nuke those animals before they start to ruining other states

Maybe because that's where they defeated the Muiscas, but i don't really know tbqh

Speak for yourself, Brazil.

>Gran Colombia was a mistake

Your women seem so much easier than American women. Surely you had some awkward preteen sex? Or at the very least get molested by some pervy Latina like

Where is land cheapest? Keep in mind I dont want to deal with cartel. I want to be a farmer.

Suffering.

Holy fuck this looks nice. What are the locals like?

Fuck off carioca mutt
CHICANO

Dude you must be really thirsty to think having sex with that favela monkey would be normal

Good weather and comfy here in the south.
And no, it's not like you'll get stabbed and bleed out to death like the American media would like you to think.

It's literally hell.

Because then we won't be able to dominate these cucaracha shitholes in the future after we sort out our political mess.

Favela monkeys are your version of hoodrats, right? If so I'm never THAT thirsty.

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Good folk music, best meat in earth. i really like to live here

That depeds, you're taking SA as an unique place, but actually there are a lot of differences between countries.

I'd say that the easiest women are Brazilian and Colombian, but the beautiest are Uruguayan and Argentine, but of course, that's my personal taste.

>Surely you had some awkward preteen sex?
Nah, I was too shy back then.

>Or at the very least get molested by some pervy Latina like...
Thank god I never saw that kind of """""""women""""""

Argentine Patagonia is mostly of German and Welsh descent plus Chilean immigrant descendants from the 1960s-1990s if that's what you are asking.

The rest of the country is ok but I consider it lost of the illegal immigrants floods from up north. They don't go to Patagonia though. I guess brown people don't like snow very much.

Rio de Janegro isn't really a good example though

It's basically Somalia with more guns

>80124727
this, paraguay is based as fuck, you aren't controlled by kikes.

But Gran Colombia was Bolivar's dream

It's shit, girls are ugly

That sounds pretty nice. Care if I move there?

I love the tropics and just want to live on a nice estate and grow delicious tropical fruit.

ooooooooooohhh. Argentina has pretty buildings

t. angry gaúcho who was cucked by a hung carioca

Sounds like typical corrupt banana republic.

> Gran Colombia was Bolivar's dream
That's exactly why..

I don't like it at all. Everyday I dream of going away from here.

I need to study computation, and get my ass in the Silicon Valley.

Africa's shit. Nothing but aids and niggers

Is it like hate speech laws? Do they nsa you? Stalk your Sup Forums posts?

Nah i'm from Floripa

We're you but whiter :^)

In this fucking continent, any gringo is more appealing to females, there's barely no difference from uruguayans and brazilian women when it comes to being easy (i already tripped to UR GAY)
And about the most beautiful grils... yeah i'm gonna agree with you on that one, the number of fat, black, ugly women i see everyday, using a pink shock tank top in the bus, is not fucking low

What are the best cities from north-east Brazil?

Brazil is about your money and your state.

I'm a heir in a decent state ( Santa Catarina ), so i'd never live in another country.

None

Don't go to the northeast, don't mention the northeast, fuck everyone from there

I've meet a Brazilian and they're nice they usually have black/brown hair for males and or females light brown hair with green/brown eye

I was under the impression that Bolivar was basically God for everybody living in North South America because of his role in freeing them from Spanish rule

>south america
>living

>Urugay just stole 3 states from brazil somehow
>Santa Catarina, Rio Grande do Sul and Parana.
>We don't even speak spanish.

Why the fuck would I join Uruguay, seriously??

Argentina is probably the best country in all of South America. As far as first world qualities go. Next I'd probably pick Colombia.

Hurrr durrr but COLOMBIA HAS COCAINE AND WAR....not really. It's not as bad as the media makes it.

Brazil is a fucking shithole. The meme is accurate on this one. These people live like fucking scoundrels imported from Somalia.

Fernando de Noranha Island. and thats it.
There are alot of beautiful places, but maybe would not be worth it for gringos

Do you really think rio is not a shithole?

Do South Americans like Mexicans?

>We're you but whiter
>a fucking island
Nah, you don't have jungles, mountains and a state run by a senile retard.

Beautiful. I hope I can find my way there at least as a tourist one day.

Reminder that historically Paraná is part of São Paulo.

Everyone that isn't mexico hates mexico. Mexico hates Mexico.

What about Recife? It seems pretty decent

No

Nahh, he was a Napoleon wannabe cuck.

B-but that's wrong

Pretty much commie,

Nah.
But their inferiority complex with Argentina is amusing.

None. Don't even mention it to anyone. That place is literally like the old west but even worse and full of violent flatheaded manlets carrying machetes and guns.

I have no opinions on Mexicans, thou it seems their country is a lot like our north.

>if you are on the 1% of the population and are of European descent.

Isnt el Supremo (the founder of Paraguay) promoted racemixing by making illegal to whites to marry eachother?

I heard of that your president (morales or movales) reversed the clocks because you are in southern hemishpere. Is it true?

And i heard of Paraguay War and Stroesser. Your history is very interesting for a new nation.

How is inflation going?

It's not that we hate or like them, we just don't care what they do or don't.

Here in Uruguay most of us think of Mexico the same way mot of the world does, as a dessertic land with people of brown skin with mustaches playing the guitar with big sombreros on their heads, and fighting each other for drugs and trying to cross the border to the USA.

Not really, i would say
Chile > Argentina > Colombia
I exclude Uruguay because it's pretty small and rightful Argentinian/Brazilian clay

No, it's a shithole even worse than ours and full of ugly fat people.

I think Mexicans hate us more than we hate them.
We literally don't think about Mexico.
At all.

They really seem to hate us Argentines though, which is weird because we don't interact with each other. But go to any YouTube video of obscure Argentine celebrities and there will be Mexicans trolling in the comments.