/NFL/ General: Derek Carr edition

SEA:Russell Wilson's 3 TDs snap Eagles win streak
ARZ:Larry Fitzgerald impresses with 10-98-1 line
LAR:Todd Gurley rolls to 158 yards from scrimmage
NYG:Eli Manning says he plans to play in 2018
CLE:Josh Gordon goes 4-85 in first game since '14
NYG:Evan Engram bounces back with 99 yards and TD
OAK:Marshawn Lynch runs for 101, TD in win
NO:Alvin Kamara piles up 126 more yards, two TDs
LAC:Keenan Allen stays scorching hot vs Browns
LAC:Philip Rivers carves up the Browns Sunday
BUF:Report: Tyrod believed to avoid major injury
PIT:Antonio Brown travels, remains game-time call

first for wentz winning the superb owl

Second for JUST fuck my season up senpai

*blocks ur path*

Why is Vance Jospeh still employed.

Thank you based Carr for weathering this retard’s storm this year

Went, Rivers and Carr is the wholesome Christian quarterback triumvirate

Play outside of your meme stadium and see what happens kid

try winning your division first, sweetie

@joereedy
Worst 1st 28 games w/NFL team (modern era):
H.Jackson (CLE 2016-17) 1-27
McKay (TB 76-77) 2-26
Hecker (ATL 66-67) 4-23-1
Van Brocklin (MIN 61-62) 4-23-1
Kotite (NYJ 95-96) 4-24
Bennett (TB 85-86) 4-24
Schwartz (DET 09-10) 4-24
Mornhinweg (DET 01-02) 4-24

one day before the Busc set the record for the longest losing streak in the NFL, Hue outdoes him

Diversity

Elway has the same taste in coaches as he does in QBs

Even Elway should realize by now how bad he's fucked up all around.

Come home, Hue. We need a new OC.

and people wanna say the iggles arent elite

lmao

DONOTREPLY

(obligatory vikings winning the owl post)

how's it going everyone!?!?

Fuck you I do what I want

What's the best OTP in the NFL and why is it BradyxRodgers?

the rape train keeps rollin' so everythings gravy nigga

whoah, did Wentz ever play for the vikings??

nah dog , couldn't be Wentz .
Vikes won that game

woah so you mean across Favre's 17 year career he has a throw that Wentz has yet to make?

It's almost like the whole argument is only that favre is his closest comparison

nah wentz can't do that shit not even brady, that's a play only the silver fox can make

what part of him "stays up" exactly?

>mfw people are still using my shoops i made in 2012 while staying up with SCB making new oc.

...

do you guys think they’ll let bridgewater practice and let Keenum rest before the playoffs?

Wentz is the next Brady, the next Favre and the next Young

how can the rest of the league compete?!?

Wentz is the next Favre in terms of playstyle only, anyone telling you accolade wise or anything past that is just retarded

Take me out back and shoot me, senpai.

not unless we lock up the #1 seed

posting classics

Our meme run is over so do the same while you're at it and make it a murder-suicide

This team is still only its second year, I just wish they saved this bullshit for later on

Fair to say hes a poor mans Favre, then again Bortles was called the same thing. so eh

Carr is still good enough to carry Downie Todd

Karma

Are you implying Wentz can't make that throw?

SmethxRodgers is better

user please, every fan of every team shitposts

Wentz to Alshon is the new Cutler to Alshon, which was the new Brady to Moss.

Nowhere near as much as Chiefs fans

What the fuck actually happened? How the hell did they implode so hard? I don't watch many Chefs games

What about fans of Them Boys?

Defense died
Alex Smith got exposed as the 3 quarter game manager he is
Reid can't into offensive playcalling
Hunts meme hype burned out

Chiefs were doomed from the start

Theit window shut

"Gadget play to Tyreek Hill" can only work for so long.

DOWN
BLUE 80
SET HUT

Nigger please there's worse fanbases

Our defense consists of one of the worst secondaries and our LB corps is turning ancient, and teams figured out that you need to shut down Hunt for the offense to fizzle out, coupled with Andy "timeout" Reid and his predictable playcalling.

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>Berry and Peters
>worst
fuck off, Oakland has no secondary

Nice bones you got there, it would be a shame if something were to happen to them in the playoffs.

Berry is ded

Berry's been kill since the season opener and Peters keeps drawing fucking penulties, the rest are literal whos and Darrelle "I can't tackle to save my life" Revis who is 2 years past expiration who has one foot in the grave already.

>Berry

Not even a Chefsfag but I love being constantly remind how little this board actually knows about football

Both defenses played like crap today

Happy for smeth tho

Oakland literally only has Karl Joseph and even he's getting beat, but for some reason Dexter McDonald is becoming good

It was a good no doubt, McCown refused to give up

Patriots have activated Psycho Tom and Gronk the holding Destroyer

Chiefs last year vikings
Eagles last year cowboys
Vikings last year falcons

Tom Brady & 5 Gronks -vs- Rodgers & 5 OBJs

who wins?

you think Gronk just get a fine or will he get a 1 week mandatory vacation?

Rams = Last year's raiders

>Gronks
>OBJs

I'm not aware of these sex positions desu, but I'm guessing they'll both win in the end.

but the real questions

patriots last years patriots?

rodgers and objs

they would make magic

gronk would just get hurt

Depends if Brady plays against birds

$100,000 fine, 6 game suspension

Goodell will use this opportunity to make an example of us like he always does.

>$100,000 fine, 6 game suspension

is this a joke?

hes playing a white male

You don't think he'll do it? Zeke got 6 games for domestic abuse that didn't even happen playing in the nfl

Browns last year 49ers

If he didn't suspend AJ green or Ramsey why would he suspend Gronk, he makes too much money
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>Why suspend gronk
y do u think (;

the Crabtree/Talib incident was more egregious and had minimal consequences.

Roger only goes full roger when there's no evidence and the accused denies it. Its on tape and Gronk admitted wrongdoing.

So he'll get off easy.

Bodyslamming a niglet >>> two niggers fighting like chimps, even though that faggot deserved it

A fine and 2 games minimum

they're not gonna mess up the biggest AFC game of the season because some manlet from Buffalo got squashed

>Russell Wilson just beat the Eagles
>Plays my Jags next week

But he plays on a good team that makes the league money, plus he's white and not in a ghetto city, he's not getting suspended!

Jags are shit. You guys haven’t played anyone elite yet

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Gronk isn't even healthy enough to get suspended. He misses enough games as it is.

>im-fuggin-plying goodell wouldn't do everything in his power to fix the steelers as the #1 seed to make the owl

Though if Brady embarrassed the steelers in Pittsburgh during the AFCCG again i wouldn't complain

money and ratings trump his hate boner for pats

and they didn't need Gronk last time anyway

>Aldon smith still isn't reinstated

>Josh Gordon had 0 (zero) touchdowns
Can we just admit that Kizer is trash even by Browsn standards?

you beat the colts twice, beat the browns, chargers, texans, bengals, steelers, and ravens

did you actually think you guys were good? when you play in the AFC south just subtract 3 wins to get an accurate record

Patriots losing boosts ratings for other markets

Browns standards are imperceptible. They're a black hole for talent. Judging any player by the Brown's barometer is inherently deceptive. It's honestly criminal what they do to prospective talent.

>trash even by Browsn standards
is such a thing even possible?

>Vikings loses to Steelers
>Steelers loses to Bears
>Vikings beats Bears
Wtf is this?

a 17 week season with many variables.

>chargersfags will never stop shitposting about the jags

Raiders lost to Denver
Denver lost to Miami
Miami lost to Raiders

no he's not trash, he's a rookie and he's 21 years old. this is how he should be expected to play, especially with the complete lack of talent around him.

that's the problem with this franchise, they throw these rookie qb's in day 1 and give up on them after one season because lol we went 1-15 again time to start over.

jared goff looked like monkey poop last season, but now we're starting to see some potential. in 2-3 years you might have a solid QB and a good shot at a superbowl run. the browns meanwhile will be picking first (again) and selecting their next failure at quarterback

Those are all shit teams though

So why do the refs always suck the Seahawks dick? Then the us12s defend and cheer at every yellow flag even before they know for sure it's against the other team.

Refs love meme teams. Seahawks, Panthers, Cowboys and Steelers get golden showers to win games.

>Steelers
>getting any flags