Stanley Kubrick is raised from the dead for one afternoon. He only has time to watch three movies of your choosing

Stanley Kubrick is raised from the dead for one afternoon. He only has time to watch three movies of your choosing.
Which 3 movies do you pick for him to watch Sup Forums?

2001 A Space Odyssey
Full Metal Jacket
Eyes Wide Shut

Barry Lyndon
A Clockwork Orange
Dr. Strangelove

I tell him not to bother. Film is dead.

Man of Steel
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition)
Suicide Squad

There will be Blood
Under the Skin
The Witch

The Fast and the Furious
Fast & Furious 6
Fast & Furious 7

Jurassic Park 3
Xmen Origins Wolverine
Arrival

Twilight.

>Arrival
good one. He would probably enjoy it.

I'd force him to watch the E! network and show him how much Hollywood has declined since his death

Moonlight
Hidden Figures
Get Out

A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Jupiter Ascending
Divergent

Drive
Only God Forgives
Valhalla Rising

A.I. three times

>He would probably enjoy it.
come on. He would be asking why the American's haven't bombed the thing within hours or it appearing

Madea Goes to Jail
A Madea Christmas
Boo! A Madea Halloween

You know, the modern classics.

The Master
The Comedy
The Witch

So, he can learn a bit about filmmaking from Refn.

he'd commit suicide after the first film.
t. a fellow dc flick fan

Dunston checks in
Inbetweeners
Ride along

Tell him it's the pinnacle of modern day cinema

La La Land
Chicago
Mission Impossible VII

Fear & Desire
Dune
Citizen Kane

Problem Child 2
The Pest
Problem Child 2

he was a pleb so you're right

The Moon Landing
Everything he cut out from EWS, including the Cruise/Kidman stuff
Anything from hid LOTR adation that never got made.

Children of Men
A Serious Man
The Master

Spring Breakers
No Country For Old Men
It Follows

The Flintstones: A XXX Parody
Monster Dicks in Midget Chicks #9
Ernest Goes to Africa

This

The Shining
and then ask him to fix the mistake for the rest of the hours.

>Kubrick resurrects.
>He's six feet under.
>Being cold and ideas has prevented his body from moving or his brain from functioning.
>I watch three films alone.

poor little white boy three times.

The hobbit trilogy

Eyes Wide Shut (and have him commenting on exactly how much the kikes cut out?)
Mulholland Dr
Inception

Patrician choices user. Nice. Kubrick would loves these I bet. Especially TWBB.

that wasn't a mistake pleb, are you stupid?! holy shit

Stanley would yell at your plebness for not realising why he did that on purpose

There's also one frame of Stanley in the opening credits airbrushed into the clouds. He needs to fix that.

>Mulholland Dr
THIS
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also Inland Empire

Spartacus
Fear and Desire
A Clockwork Orange

This desu

>try to make Stan watch three movies
>"I just came back to life I wanna see my family you little shit! Let me go!"
>lock the door and get hit by Stan as he runs past me and starts hailing vehicles down
>run out after him and pull his pants down "look fine I'll suck it just stay I'm your biggest fan please give me the formula for 2002 space odyssey mmm I'll do it so good!"
>he punches me in the face until I let go
>rips an ear off to eat
>takes my ear as a snack as he hops into the back of a truck
>I got to touch Stanley Kubrick

What was the purpose?

to imply furthermore the house is sapient being

Transformers 1 to 3

It makes you subconsciously feel like something is off about the place

I'd just show hip the plane scene opening and explain baneposting, with my favorite videos and copypastas.

>movies
Are you retarded? Do you have brain damage?

Ask him about Eyes Wide Shut and all the shit he wanted to do there. Let him write an extensive summary of (((hollywood))) corruption that he experienced. Sell out the pedophiles he knows. He was probably killed because of that, and you want him to watch goddamn movies. Have a heart, Sup Forums

Killer's Kiss
Fear and Desire
Lolita

Citizen Kane
It's a Wonderful Life
12 Angry Men

downfall
son of saul
the pianist

why are you listing kinos he already watched though

>because they want 2 b funny XD le hilarious suggestions ftw

T H I S

Rob, when are we getting another update?

Minority Report
It Follows
AI: Artificial Intelligence so he could fix it.

Easy.

Eyes Wide Shut (to see what was cut from his final vision)
Interstellar (just for the pure technical standpoint)
The Wrestler

Birth
The Lobster
Society

Kill List
A Field In England
Dogville

Batman V Superman
The Avengers
Any Harry Potter

I tell him this is what your beloved art form as been reduced to. He then kills himself out of embarrassment.

The dark Knight rises
Deadpool
Guardians of the galaxy

capeshit was funny the first ten times. give it a rest ffs

I would really hope he would not love Under the Skin.

killing the softly
the counselor
enemy