Oil?
Oil?
Hunter Adams
Mason Gutierrez
bitch you cooking?
Leo Collins
NIGGA TRY TO KILL MY FATHER
Jonathan Ortiz
TRYNA GET THAT OIL OH HO
Sebastian Allen
RED ROCKS
Matthew Martin
SPECIAL
CIA
NAPKIN
Owen Lopez
Listen I didn't want to tell you this.
THAT NIGGA BOUGHT ALUMINUM TUBES.
ALUMINUM. Dat don't sit right with me.
Sebastian Jenkins
>yfw the illuminati literally based obama's presidency off this skit
Mason Harris
>black Bush is basically just Trump
Austin Taylor
Assemble your crew
Jonathan Rogers
cradle of fuckin civilization
Jace Gomez
Don't drop that shit.
Isaac Perry
WE GON CALL THIS
THE SHIRTS VS THE BLOUSES
Kayden Green
Nigga I have a coalition of the WILLING. 40 nations ready to roll bitch.
Hudson Gray
GAME
BLOUSE
L
O
U
S
E
Aiden Baker
Like who?
Nolan Harris
Who the fuck said that?
Luke Ramirez
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?
Julian Adams
I just want you all to know that BLACK GALLIGAR DON'T GO OUT LIKE A PUNK BITCH WITH A MALLET.
Alexander Butler
AYNGLAND
Christian Miller
dude the most popular show for teens and college kids in 2005 lmao
Hudson Phillips
>2 dave chappelle shows coming to netflix march 21
the SNL stuff was a bit meh but SNL always sucks anyway so not sure if hype
Ayden Ward
Someone say oil?
Ryder Reed
>It's a Dave points out hypocrisy on all sides but still primarily caters to black victimhood and poses no realistic solutions besides nihilistic wallowing career
Parker Sullivan
>wanting comedians to point out realistic societal solutions.
You already fucked up.
Ayden Hughes
everyone knows what problems are, its trite, try and offer a solution
Joshua Young
>We never learn what she's cooking
Plot hole
Zachary Cox
Who the fuck watches a comedian to offer solutions to real world problems?
Isaiah Stewart
huh?
Parker Jenkins
Fuckin right.
Kevin Kelly
>Who the fuck watches a comedian to offer critiques to real world problems?
why is this different?
Justin Mitchell
(((Oil)))
Matthew Ward
on the contrary he provides the most realistic solution when he said you need to just give individuals the chance to do the right thing and to not judge too early because anything less would be bigotry
Jack Martinez
i got warrants
Ayden Rivera
Critiques? Nigga it's fucking comedy. Comedians have always made a living simplifying complex social issues into funny jokes. This isn't some well thought out critiques you faggot.
Luke Harris
Japan is sending Nintendo Switch
Bentley Davis
t. never listened to dave
time to go back to deddit there kid, theres a new megathread on why your wife should only fuck three other guys a night
Jose Powell
cooking up a scoop
Carson Mitchell
Not an argument cucknigger.
Daniel Richardson
...
Evan Kelly
>>Its a democracy with the 3rd largest oil deposits & ITS RIGHT NEXT DOOR
>>"Dirty Oil" Jane Fonda & Neil Young call it
topkek house of saud
Kevin Fisher
Fuck I deleted the show, Time to download the 1080 of it.
Charles Edwards
Japan's sendin Playstations
Dylan Walker
Zulunations
Kevin Morris
Stankonia says they're willing to drop bombs over Baghdad
Luis Kelly
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAS
Jonathan Walker
Ohhh i member!
Leo Baker
Why do I always laugh every time someone quotes this fucking show? Top kek
Jayden King
How would a Black Trump sketch work?
Luis Green
AFRIKA BAMBAATA
Bentley Lopez
PRAY TO GOD YOU DON'T DROP THAT SHIT
Evan Ramirez
>2017
>still no United States of Space
Ian Parker
RIGGITY ROW is coming
David Thompson
Fucking hack 2bh
Brody Howard
fuck off back to /hoc/ you stupid oilcuck
Elijah Bell
THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT
Asher Davis
A compilation of his presidential campaign, where he has the personality of a gangster rapper.
Trump does so much nigger-tier shit it would be easy.
Christian Hernandez
>WHAT CAN A NIGGA DO, WHEN HALF THE PEOPLE VOTED FOR GEORGE W!
>I'm talkin' bout George W. Smith, from city council, he ran in '93, out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about it
>I'M NOT ALIVE!
>THUG LIFE!
Nolan Cruz
Ethan Sanders
I WROTE THIS SONG A LONG TIME AGO
A LONG LONG TIME AGO
Jordan Myers
WAY BEFORE GEORGE W.....SMITH
Bentley Phillips
MARS BITCHES
A
R
S
Gabriel Moore
THE GREATEST SONG I EVER WROTE
IN 94
Levi Taylor
Correction, I had sex with Katie.
Zachary Young
YOU NIGGARS COOKIN?
Christopher Carter
Lucas Roberts
>IT MIGHT BE DOO DOO
Thomas Bell
She's dating that Niggar boy from school
Blake Gomez
This means I'm not doing this by myself and I'm not disrespecting the UN even tho they don't got no army...GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BITCHES!...I'm trying to get that oi-oho.
Matthew Thompson
cc.com
It's a testament to how good this sketch was that the show it's based on no one even remembers yet it still hits with every joke.
Henry Nguyen
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Carson Gonzalez
dylan's reaction face always gets me
Matthew Brooks
I'M SHUTTING DOWN THE STUDIO
Brayden Ward
You just gonna do your taxes? That what's hot in the streets right now?
Luke Brooks
It's a popular pick, but the racial draft sketch still leaves me in tears every time.
>The asian delegation selects the RZA, the GZA, Inspectah Deck, Old Dirty Bastard, the Wu Tang Clan!
Lincoln Gray
...
Kayden Nguyen
This racism is killing me inside
Caleb Torres
Black women cook Louisiana Popeye's chicken and gumbo.
I knew a black guy who cooked Black Porkchops and they were seasoned to hell and it tasted horrible.
Caleb Rodriguez
SANCTION ME...oh wait....
Nathan Reyes
Am I too late for the 3 o clock free crack rock give away?
Cameron Perez
I'm in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!
Carter Thompson
I think maybe the UN should shut the fuck up.
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
Aaron Watson
Listen, lady, the burden of proof is on the state. On the State! You have got to prove to me beyond a reasonable doubt whether or not this man is a pisser. We're talking about a justice system that had 500 people whose cases were overturned by DNA evidence. I seen a tape where five cops beat up a nigga and they said that they had a reasonable doubt. I got my doubts too! All right? How come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can't rap! I want justice!
Jordan Sullivan
Look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!
Lincoln Turner
I offer you a truce, the stickiest of the icky
Jason Thompson
AND IF YOU HIT THE TABLE ONE MORE TIME THAN THIS RECORD MIGHT SKI-MIGHT SKIP
TOLD YOU
STOP HITTIN' THE TABLE
Carson Rodriguez
RED ROCK
YAYY YAYY
Cameron Miller
Imma tell you something you don't know about me Joe Rogan,
I SMOKE ROCKS
Asher Ramirez
Reminder that Dave Chapelle quit comedy because he didn't like the way someone on set laughed at one of his jokes on set.
Jeremiah Butler
It was Bill Burr. That redheaded cuck is literally responsible for Chappelle's Show ending. Well, that and Dave is crazy.
Jacob Bailey
Reminder that this is inaccurate.
Jaxon Wood
The only reason people think it was him is 'coz Opie and Anthony made a joke about it being him, which Bill himself has denied.
except it's not. He literally ended his show because he was making one of his race-related skits, and some white guy on set laughed and Dave perceived his laugh as being a racist in some way, so he got upset. Ridiculous.
Sebastian Long
GAYS ARE GETTING MARRIED.
Carson Watson
When Prince and his crew walk out onto the court wearing the exact same clothes is one of the hardest times I've ever laughed
Angel Gomez
>black head of the CIA says "me and JEB just coming back from africa"