OBAMA IS A NERVOUS WRECK
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Comey declines to comment on investigation of Clinton Foundation
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COMEY ADMITTED THAT CLINTON IS GUILTY OF ESPIONAGE AND TREASON
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EVENT SCHEDULE
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RALLIES AND PRESS CONFERENCES
>Rally in Cincinnati, OH 7/6/16
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>Somewhere 7/6/16
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>North Carolina Rally 7/5/16 - MUST WATCH!
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>Speech at Western Conservative Summit Denver, CO 7/1/16
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INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O'Reilly 7/5/16
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>Trump on Hannity 6/30/16
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>Trump On Mike Gallagher 6/30/16
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>Trump on O’Reilly 6/29/16
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ENTERTAINMENT
>5D Chess
www.mosquitohillary.com
>Hillary's America
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>The Blonde Eagle
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>The Lion
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>Still Report #986: Fake Polls on the Rise
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>Stand in the Gap
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>NRA Ad: Stop Clinton, Vote Trump
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>Hillary Clinton Exposed – Hypocrisy, Lies, and Corruption
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TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST
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TV/LIVESTREAMS
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CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
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assets.donaldjtrump.com
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TRUMP GENERAL - WE ARE WITH YOU EDITION
MOVEMENT
There are Democrats more conservative than Kirk.
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>Trump will never run
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Donald, hand over the delegates...
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
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You are here
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>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never get 270
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never build the wall
>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins
>Trump will never deport said illegals
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport xeno scum
Years ago, I was Trump's best, or should I say, only friend. Why would he have a Finn for a best friend, you ask? Well, he isn’t that bright … he thought I was Irish. Truth is, he isn’t the affable, good-natured soul that his speeches have led you to believe. First off, he was bipolar ... and syphilitic ... and a hermaphrodite ... plus a raging alcoholic. That’s right, a bipolar, syphilitic, drunken hermaphrodite, who was addicted to Japanese puke porn. On the rare occasions when he was sober he would chatter incessantly about the film Mary Poppins. He really loved that movie. In fact, he always dreamed of floating down from the sky while holding a big festive bumbershoot like his beloved Mary. One day he bought one of those huge beach umbrellas and replaced the canvas with an old Nazi relic that he claimed was Hitler’s original “Blood Flag” from the historic Beer Hall Putsch. We then drove to Trump Tower where we found a perfect high spot that had a drop of several hundred feet. He then leaped off of the cliff while happily singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious“ and, well, it didn’t go so well, let’s just say the old Blood Flag got much bloodier that day, but somehow he survived with only some injuries. Weeks later, much to my surprise, I was informed that Trump had gifted me the key and contents of his secret underground bunker. It was essentially just a lot of old VHS tapes with Japanese labels on them and a couple of large scrapbooks full of 1940s german news articles. Also, Trump goes on about the legendary individuals who he supposedly knows. In truth, the only celebrity he ever met in his whole life was Dick Wilson, who used to play “Mr. Whipple” in the Charmin TV ads. He was making an appearance at a supermarket opening down the street and even he told Trump to “fuck off” So there you have it, the truth about your hero. By the way, do any of you guys like rare Asian adult films involving regurgitation? I'm selling his tapes.
Daniel Radcliffe?
I am in IL. Kirk is a dinkus.
ITS A MOTHER FUCKING MOVEMENT MOTHER FUCKER
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InfoWars Crew Illegally Disarmed and Jailed for filming Border Patrol Packing Illegals(A lot of which were sick with contagious diseases) onto buses heading for US cities, spread this to trump
This hearing just secured Trump the presidency.
my fucking sides
really wish I'd capped the conversation
TRUMP VP LEAKED
How do you fucking do that? EVERY God damn time.
>Trump will never get 270
For Trump to get to 270, he would need to flip PA,Michigan, or Wisconsin. He hasn't been spending allot of time in those states.
No, Harry Potter makes movies for the globalists now.
He's been spending a ton of time in PA.
Trump did an interview with Alex last year.
Meme Magic
FUCKING RACIST SHITLORD
There was that one canuck in the Syria generals that apparently said he was going to the store and never came back and through /sg/'s autistic researching capabilities they basically found out he died in a car accident on the way there. Let me see if I can find it.
FLYNN AS VP PLEASE
Kirk is a doomed candidate, let him bitch about Trump. It's not going to get him any votes.
I voted for him because all I had heard is that he said he'd stop Duckworth from bringing in refugees. The more I read about him the more I'm convinced that's a fat fucking lie. The guy is a total sellout cuck. People like that shouldn't even be allowed to run as Republican.
Can someone put a MAGA hat on Coconut please?
>TFW this is how you jumped on the trump train
Seriously tho, we have to spam this shit. This is one chance we have to make this mainstream and force MSM and trump to talk about it
He needs more though. He needs to be there every week.
Someone else make the next shitpost
I need to step out for a bit
Trump will win in a landslide if the DNC keeps Hillary fucking Clinton.
Comey did his best to keep king nigger off the witness stand by outlining Hillary as either an inept, reckless, fucking mentally retarded moron or a criminal.
The only possible chance the DNC has at this point to win in a legitimate race is to sacrifice Clinton and have King Nigger pick somebody. That somebody won't be Sanders because of his defiance and ill will. It'd be Biden.
If that happens? topkek, it's still over.
Now fuck off and kill yourself, every single one of you faggot ass CTR shills/TUMBLR tier cucks.
I was on the Trump train from day one. Was on the Infowars...train since 2012.
What does the paper say?
Benghazi?
ikr damn bruh
Any chance of Carson getting VP?
It'll prove Trump's not racist at least
>we'll see you tomorrow.
Fuck's sake, when is Dobbs coming back?
b-but this tumblrblog-tier site called PoliticsUSA said this stumped drumpf and Hillary is winning 500000 states!
>It'll prove Trump's not racist at least
This won't convince leftists of anything. They'll just say he's pandering to hide his obvious racism.
If he could get Oprah, the election would be over.
underrated
>He chose the whitest black guy in the world!
surgeon general
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Post your electoral map. I think he can win Virginia with a military running mate. Maybe Wisconsin with Ernst as running mate.
She's firmly in the democrap camp.
Bin Laden raid. I questioned it myself even when I was still bluepilled and saw one of Alex's videos on it. That was the spark that started it.
Citizen Super PAC - Heil Trump
I know, but a man can dream.
Trump is a man with no plan, and he will not be allowed in to the white house by the global community. There will not be a ban on muslims or any other kind of dangerous groups, and there will be no great wall at south border. It's simply too costly to make one, and that is why walls have never worked in human history. Read a book. The wall is also terribly bigoted against mexicans who simply want to build a better life for themselves at America's expense. That kind of right wing thinking that anyone coming here to "leech off us" is simply unacceptable, and I would have thought Sup Forums of all places would know better than support bigotry. Come on, it's 2016 already and the right way forward is by going #NeverTrump, like countless celebrities have done. They know what's right so much better than Sup Forums who just reads right wing propaganda all day like it's swiss cheese.
so you know why it is important to redpill the normies on the illegal issue.
Even blue pilled normies are being more open to the illegal issue, now they are waiting for facts to be delivered to them. Let's deliver them reality by showing reporters getting arrested for trying to show proof, this has the potential to spread like wildfire, maybe trump will even mention it
The Bin Laden raid was the most ridiculous things ever. Every time it comes up I have to bite my tongue if I'm around normies. One time at a family party I straight up said I thought it was bullshit, but my great-aunt and uncle had brought it up first and completely had my back. They're redpilled as fuck and I love them.
>I AM SILLY
Must be a few people that are apart of creating these threads tbqh.
Threadly reminder that bYqBxVau (the Finnposter) only posts copypasta and should not be engaged or given a single (You). He has repeatedly admitted he only spams this copypasta for attention.
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GET THE FUCK OFF Sup Forums NIGGGERRR
>Al Capone was caught for not keeping his taxes right
>shillary will be caught for not having spam protection or installing gentoo on her server
we've done it lads
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Spam, huh? I hope nobody reports him.
[meme arrow]Replying to shills[/meme arrow]
>or any other kind of dangerous groups,
I agree. He might mention it at a rally.
>The Bin Laden raid was the most ridiculous things ever.
I was bluepilled pretty hard at the time and you know the whole thing has to be some major bullshit for even me (then) to be like "That's total bullshit."
I wasn't even into politics then. Totally ignored elections. Now I eat, sleep, and breathe politics.
Nice strawman, Drumpfsters.
Would look better without cutting it off. Here's the transparent one. Although it's the other frame.
it probably would've blown off even without the security problems they had when she had to give her emails out for FOIA
fuck you
KEK
AKA minion poster
How is my post about wanting a MAGA hat on Coconut make me have a strawman?
@80131656
Shillary bought a new million dollar bot, Sup Forums BTFO once and for all!
thanks for the (you) faggot
>80131656
>it's an i'll reply to everyone so they'll give me (you)s episode
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Everyone has their price
Those dems were pathetic today.
>giving (You)s to blatant shills
just ignore, quote walls are a bannable offense
Ask a guy who sniffed a seat Ivanka Trump sat in 7 years ago anything.
Was never full to begin with.
Uhh.....
@80131656
>my post was literally just a pic of leafbro from /sg/s death
Guess the bots aren't even trying anymore, lads. Got a free (You) out of it though.
>B-BUT WHAT ABOUT BLACK LIVES MATTER
>I DON'T UN-UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE T-TALKING ABOUT HILLARY
>W-WHAT DID SHE DO AGAIN HA HA
When do you plan on killing yourself
>sniffing 7 years worth of asses on a seat
nice job faggot
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Implying this would make me not support trump
PLEASE TELL ME CONGRESS REQUESTING THE FBI INVESTIGATE HILLARY FOR PERJURY. COMEY PRACTICALLY TOLD THEM TOO.
How have those 7 years been?
>He has never been married and has no children.[1] He is nicknamed "The Warrior Monk" because he devoted his life to studying and fighting war.[34]
Wow, this fucker is hardcore
Not going to happen
CONGRESS IS* REQUESTING
RIP Comey
I think he meant it happened 7 years ago.
Those faggots were literally paid to waste time by bringing up irrelevant shit.
Where did I leave my car keys?
Post high energy awoo lewds
>walls have never worked in human history.
Shit nigga, Comey outright said she committed espionage and treason. Like, the actual definition.
>did Sec. Clinton knowingly give people without clearance access to classified information?
>yes
There's a reason we call him Madman Mattis
That started with Nigga Col. Sanders I think. But remember it's a witch hunt.
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he's probably also dangerous, albeit extremly useful. Just imagine, you devote your entire life to warfare, chances are he probably wants to put that knowledge to use at some point
Awoo?
If they don't respect Law they have to respect the wall.