600 word essay due in 2 weeks

>600 word essay due in 2 weeks
>can't stop binge watching Breaking Bad

>600 words
are you in middle school or something?

>50 word essay due in 30 years
>can't stop watching Firefly

Isn't one single-spaced page 500?

Nigger, I could pull 600 words out of my ass on any topic right now.
That's like a page.

what's that hairstyle called?

The busyboy.

XBAHKS style my hair!

BITCH

Wait til you get to the last season and realize the show is bad.

The "Stupid Haircut"

Give me 600 words on external romanization during the principate. Now.

If you marathon it RIGHT NOW it should not take longer than a week to finish Breaking Bad

This gives you a week of free time to do an essay that should take you an hour to do.

how is everyone here so new?

I would like to have his haircut and I'm not even being sarcastic

>2 page thesis due for my doctorate's degree in 2 years

This is fucking bullshit. How do colleges expect anybody to have this much time?

To be fair, 600 pages is probably a lot for someone at an American college.

mods ban him for either being in middle school or a moron

>5000 word essay due in 1 week
What you bitching about kid?

>wonders why everybody on reddit: the board is a newfag

Gee a toughy...

>250 words due next semester
literal slavery

I'm in a regular college in europe and they ask us to make 3x 2500words at least "essay" per week. I only have the time to work and browse Sup Forums while eating.

>Falling for the short essay copy pasta and bragging about how long your own assignments are

600 pages is a lot for JK Rowling you inbred shit

Is that with a font size of 11? I generally get more than that with about 650.

>in college/uni
>writing essays

>uni arbitrarily decides that bachelor students have to write a 5k word essay while doing their bachelors project to even be able to hand in their project
Wish I had never gone to this piece of shit uni.

>4 word banepost due tomorrow
>can't stop writing essays about the role of aesthetics in new technologies

I honestly can't tell if everyone is being intentionally obtuse to be funny or if they legitimately don't recognize the maymay.

>mfw being to acute to recognize the aforementioned meme

Remember, Sup Forums is reddit, reddit is underaged.

It's an extremely old meme you dip.

my abstract was literally 600 words you cunt

>a 200 word essay due next week
>only took me 3 days to write the first 150 words

>50 word discussion topic due on Friday
>can't stop watching Rick and Morty

It's probably aaron paul in community college because he has no career