I'm sorry sir we have a strict no singles policy

>I'm sorry sir we have a strict no singles policy

Y-you wanna be my date?

You can't help a fellow single bro?

are you talking about how many chins you have?

>unsheaths mace

well you're clearly single so how are you even allowed to work here?

>mace
>sheath

>2017
>he doesn't have a custom mace sheath sewn into his theater cape

wew

>unsheaths pocket tendies I brought for a mid-preview snack
>toss them behind the feral negro to distract him
>turn around, tip my ball cap, and wink at the qt in line behind me with her chad
>later get her phone number after she has been thinking about throughout the entire movie

whats up with his fucking hair? he looks lke a fat emo shaq

>not carrying a bar mace
I bet you wear pauldrons too you blatant papist.

EmptyHero, I'm your biggest fan!

You're a big guy.

robert help me

This nigga has a nice smile

>there's a girl who's single too
>she pretends to be w/ you so you both can watch it
>become a couple for real afterwards

user, your falcon is not human. Please don't try to mate with her in the showers.

Don't tell me what to do.

Where did you find this pic of my wife's boyfriend?

*takes battle stance*

Heh, bring it on, tough guy.

god i hope it happens to me

Check these dubs then

>washing your falcon
They are perfectly capable of keeping themselves clean, washing them in the shower strips the natural oil from their feathers and is basically animal cruelty

You don't even have a cinema falcon you fucking pretender this is covered in the induction course

But since you're obviously going to have to buy 2 seats, it's OK.