YOU CAN'T HAVE MY WHEAT HUMAN!

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY WHEAT HUMAN!

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haha, I too saw this on reddit.

but really, how about that bonus situation my man?

Shoot me human.

Eee by gum, gang in't field doin owt fer nowt.

dead memes general?

I swear to god it's the dumbest stuff that makes me laugh the hardest.

I don't get this meme

Guess you don't like the cornbread, either.

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>This is wheat

What did he mean by this?

>*scalding hot porridge spatters hudson*

hothead

Can someone bogdanoff this maymay for me?

>They harvest the cereal. The husked plant.
Grain?

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Can this 'wheat' meem die already?

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He's not after wheat you fools.

He's after your shares. Alien hates unions.

>Engineers planted wheat
>they are all white
>made Xenomorphs which are black to pick the wheat
Woah

Why don't they freeze him?

dumb ass meme

Bravo Ridley

>GET OFF MY LAWN REEEEEEEEEEE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Made an advanced killing machine just to tend their crops
>They rose up and killed all their masters

Get's the old noggin a'churning.

>tail spike for reaping fields
>little mouth for snipping buds

the madmen
they engineered the perfect farming machine

A lotta loyalty for a hired farmer.

IT'S BOILING OVER MAN, BOILING OVER!

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Let me get this straight,

To colonize a new planet, the corporation put a gay couple on the mission.

WHY?! Gays don't have kids. There's not even a good explanation for this level of SJW garbage.

Rye.

Shit man, you don't know how biology works. The atmosphere of the planet might make it work. You're not going to know unless you let gay couples go out into space and test it.

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IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE GAAAAH

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Xenobro, may i have some oats?

how much BREAD you getting for shilling this?

didn't cat survive literally everything? It ended up being the sole survivor.

Cats confirmed master species.

Even "the most perfect killing machine" couldn't kill it.

The bread rises!

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Jonesy was a corporate plant, he was the mastermind behind sowing discontent among the crew with regards to the bonus situation

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Did the Xenomorph only invade the ship after it heard about the bonus? Did Jonesy leak the information?

haha epic meme bro xD

>and then he said "wheat"

HAHA ANOTHER HUMDINGER FROM THE COMEDIC GENIUSES AT Sup Forums

cornhead detected

You've got it all wrong, user. The entire point of the expedition was to get the eggs on LV-426. The bonuses were to be awarded for doing so. Because it was essentially a suicide mission Jonesy, acting on corporate orders, deliberately obfuscated the nature of the bonus situation. He represented the bonus situation as being proportional to the perceived importance of each crew member's position aboard ship. By doing so he was able to lure the crew to their doom while simultaneously fulfilling the wishes of his corporate masters. Thus he was able to carry out the true purpose of the bonus situation whist killing off his competition to increase his share of the bonus.

It's pretty funny, man. Why are you so autistic?

>I was born in wheat

>Malt-ed by it

>I didn't see rice until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but BLIGHTING

why does this meme trigger autists so much?

>why does this meme trigger autists so much?
Because Sup Forums is srs bsns

You don't get to bring along breads.

And there it is.

Someone give me a quick rundown on wheatposting

i kek'd

celliacs are gluten intolerant.

>Jonesy
>Since he was in cryostasis for the past 57 years, Jonesy is probably the cat with the longest lifespan in the history, being around 60 years old when Ripley left him.

Did Jonesy get paid per hour? After 60 years, would his overtime-bonus be astronomical?

Good xenos just wanna live peacefully and these pesky humans (more like nu-mans) come by to take their wheat

FUCK OFF HUMIES

Also, I guess it's Sup Forums trying to make the most of what seems to be a completely pointless and shit movie.

>Ridley
>Ripley

mind= blown

user...

WE

Just good stupid fun. Watch this and let your childish humor take over youtu.be/svnAD0TApb8

Want some rye?! Course ya do!

I love you Wheatley. Best spontaneous meme to erupt from the groupmind on the boards in a long while.

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It mostly gets posted at night.

mostly...

Xeno farmhand I am GMO

jesus christ will it ever stop

What in grain

>earth runs out of wheaties
>they spend 20 trillion dollars on a spaceship and travel across the galaxies to wheatworld

really makes you think

LOOKS LIKE GLUTEN IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

I hope not, I haven't laughed this hard in days

this

WHEATOMORPH

why would they want space wheat?

kek

whered it come from. i dont visit Sup Forums for 3 days and its wheat everywhere now

Who is gonna buy Wheaties in honor of this meme?

wheat is an invasive species

>Alien thread is for meme posting now
THE DARK AGE OF THE ALIEN FRANCHISE
WHEN WILL THIS END

Pete's Wheat & Beet

its more entertaining thst Ridley Scotts ass tier new movies

no, Meme of Wheat.

Ridley Scott never had any clue what he was doing.

>watch some interviews with him
>he literally didn't know how he was going to start Gladiator until he just made it up on the spot because Russell Crow was questioning him.

proofs should be in here.
youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7qKKQrSBY

>wanting it to stop

Somebody get this Rye Head outta here!

>he doesn't enjoy enlightened discussion of the bonus situation punctuated with wheatposting
company android detected

>alien with top hat
>Hmmm nookta
>I have a use for you
>for all the wheat on the aliens farm
>you're a big alien
>blows dust in aliens face
>for riply
>walks angrily away from chasing alien

I just hope Alien: Covenant will be better than people expected.

I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE AND HAVE FORESEEN THE ENTIRE PLOT OF ALIEN COVENANT
>humans land on strange planet devoid of life
>find spacecraft/colony with eggs in it
>someone gets face-raped by ayliums
>alien picks off crew one by one as protagonists run around corridors
It'll be the same plot and song and dance shit we've been getting since 1979 except by a different, less talented director.

>Ridley Scott sits in his office, carefully examining his new Alien trailer frame-by-frame
>He screws his face in concentration
>He knows that Fox blew it with the first trailer, but people liked the prologue clip and this new trailer
>But most of all, he knows that the one thing he needs most of all to ensure the success of his newest xenokino is a meme
>And it can't be just any run-of-the-mill meme that lasts only a few days
>It needs to be a meme for the ages.
>He rewinds and fast-forwards, considering every element of every one of his delicately-composed shots
>Suddenly, he stops on the image of a man considering a stalk of wheat.
>He contemplates.
>Wheat.
>It's universal. Almost everyone enjoys wheat-derived products.
>It's a versatile word. Nouns can be exchanged for "wheat" in infamous film quotes, especially from his other kinos.
>It's irreverent. "Wheat is a meme now?" He imagines the kiddies saying. "How ironic!"
>it's a planted crop. A farm, in an Alien movie... surely plenty of humor could be harvested from that. But who would be the farmer? David?
>But then, he realizes...
>Rushing to the end of the trailer, he takes a screen capture of the xenomorph
>He imports it into photoshop
>He layers a cowboy hat atop his head, a straw of wheat in its mouth.
>His mouth curls into a smile
>He uploads the image to a taiwanese quilting forum, along with the caption "wheat in tarnation!?" (Synergetic!)
>He lights a cigar and laughs.

wow its almost as if you totally ignored the wheat

>bought some wheat bread at the store today
>couldn't help but chuckle

i fucking hate you guys

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Oh, I guess that's important too.
>and humans find wheat
Happy?

Nah. Another bad movie will get the Aliens franchise out of Ridley's hands.

They're never going to stop milking it, but at least we might get a good director on it. I'd love to see James Cameron get his hands on it again now that he's fully transitioned from shitty, unrelated sequels into making fully-fledged shitty movies of his own.

"Life, uh, finds a way" - Chef Goldblum