Shut Up and Dance

You've just received the email. How do you proceed and why?

Wipe my computer and wait it out because I'm not a fucking idiot.

Email a picture of my butthole captioned "do your worst, fagtrons"

Strange, the only winning move is to not play.

my PC doesn't have a camera

ive seen the episode so i just burn my pc and phone then take a nap.

But it's too late by then. They'd just release your info.

>mfw My mom said at the beginning of the episode that I was just like him

She toke it back soon after though, but even I could see the similarities.

I fap in the dark and at an angle where you can't see my face, nobody would be able to tell that its me. and since I don't watch child porn, I'd tell the hackers to go fuck themselves and go to the police.

To charge someone with child porn possession you need to be able to prove that he was looking at it on the computer. They need the information from the computer to be intact.

I think OP is asking if what would you do if you were in this character's shoes.

That's like asking what you would do if you were Hitler in 45

You're just fucked

well I covered my webcam and the microphone would only pick up music so not much to worry about

I would never be in that situation because I don't look at child porn.

I don't think the police were arresting him for child porn. They were arresting him because the blackmailers reported the bank robbery/kid with a gun/fight to the death happening in the park. The child porn thing was just a lie they made up and sent out to his contacts to further fuck with him.

No your not, you could have easily avoided the situation by wiping the data from the computer.

All the hackers would send in to the police is a video of you jerking of and a screenshot of your screen with cp on it.

Of course they would have no way to prove that the screenshot is from your computer because your computer would have nothing on it.

It was a shit episode anyway.

neither did he. did i miss something? the bad guys just made up the whole child porn thing to further humiliate him.

sure lol

>did i miss something?
uh yeah, he was into kids

he went along with everything they said because he was terrified his secret would get out.

Who cares if footage of you wanking to porn gets sent out? Sure it's humiliating for a week but then you get over it

If footage of you wanking to child porn goes out, that's another story

You have no idea how memory works I see. You would need to burry the drive somewhere to hide what's on it. And guess what. That raises suspicion.

It's heavily implied during the "fight" scene that he definitely was looking at child porn.

>burry
bury, and why not just burn it. Put it in a fire pit, douse in an accelerant, and just set it ablaze for an hour or however long it takes to completely eradicate it.

this. the kid was a pedo

I wouldn't be so retarded to assume my malware infested laptop would be all good just by running a cleaner program.

>Sup Forums the episode

try to dispute this
>i welcome it

Not to mention it explains the extreme lengths he was willing to go to to prevent the leak.

Also the way he looked at the kid in the beginning

Metal doest burn dipshit

It would just be hours of me eating or laughing in front of a computer screen.

Releasing that wouldn't do anything but solidify my coworkers' thoughts that I'm pathetic.

what is the best BM ep?

my fav is the white christmas

this

some real twisted shit

I remember once I was watching tv with my mom, and one of the commercials was a man and a woman painting a room in a house. We were going to be painting a room, and she said, "Oh, hey! That's going to be us!"

Then we watched in silence as the walls moved away and they started kissing, because it was a commercial for Viagra or Cialis or something. She said, "Well, not us. ." aaaaaaand right back to silence.

The National Anthem or Be Right Back

>he can't talk or see anyone

I would go full Rodger if I was in his place.

The Entire History of You

I don't wank to child porn so I decide im far too lazy for this SHITE and really do not care

spread away dickhead

>I fap in the dark and at an angle where you can't see my face

Literally everything burns, there is not a material or ore that is completely impervious to heat. Jesus Christ, user.
Even "Fire Retardant" things are only such within a specific degree of heat.

>Be Right Back

ma nigga

srsly blud R U FUCKING DUM

always knew this board was teeming with literal morons

and note the song that was playing

KC & The Sunshine Band - That's The Way (I Like It)

I'm not stupid enough to wank over kid porn.

Why do pedos even bother with the risk for a temporary release? Its fucking stupid.

Implied because he doesn't defend himself when the adult pedo accuses him of also being a pedo? I think he just realizes he's fucked regardless. He's the only one of the targets that committed a truly victimless offense and now he's being lumped in with pedos and there's nothing he can do about it. There's no point in even defending himself.

>Metal doest burn dipshit

literally the worst episode

I skipped it as soon as she made a growyourownbf out of powder in the bathtub

the entire history of you, or nosedive is the best

you're fucking retarded user

you are seriously low intelligence

White Christmas or Shut Up And Dance

San Junipero

>a hardrive is the same as a tungsten ingot idiots XD

meme episode

His mom called him at the end saying his sister saw the video of him wanking to children.

Nosedive was too annoying for me famo

i agree tho that entire history of you is good

>literally the worst episode
That's not Fifteen Million Merits

Only women could be blackmailed with that shit.

Seriously, how long would this shit actually stick with a dude?

Are you implying that computer chips are indestructible.

That's one of the better episodes though

Waldo is the worst episode, by a large amount

>he skipped Hayley Atwell's personalities

what did he mean by this?

>>literally the worst episode
>That's not Fifteen Million Merits

FUCK
OFF

>Seriously, how long would this shit actually stick with a dude?

Seeing how he was fapping to kids, an entire life.

I couldn't believe the episode after
>gosh golly gee! looks like I got a malware from pirating movies! silly me shoudl've bough a Netflix™ subscription!

literally a top 3 episode, despite being wildly unbelievable

Liquidate all my assets and join the Foreign Legion.

>implying you don't only rate it because you get a good look at her chebs in the episode


decent concept, which they blow with the robot, all round a boring a shit episode

>truly victimless offense

did this faggot even watch the episode?
this is b8 right?
have a

kill yourself queer

>what is the best BM ep?
The one where they turn a girl with a great voice who just wants to sing into a porn star because of her innocent looks only to have become a blonde bimbo anyways

>kid literally says "I only looked at a few pictures..."
>two scenes focusing on his attention to children at his workplace early in the episode
>there are people browsing this board that seriously didn't understand
>these are the people you talk to in other threads

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>now he's being lumped in with pedos

If I was in his shoes, you know..getting caught fapping to CP via hacker than I would want the hacker to prove that he will not leak my shit out somehow.

If he doesn't comply, I will bluff and say I know hackers myself that can find you or just say tell the police so I can keep my dignity and not be a pawn.

>keep my dignity
you'd be on a sex offenders list forever

Obviously. But at least I didn't become a bitch to a hacker.

This, what the fuck?

It's implied they taped a video of him, but how can they prove, without a camera inside the room on the screen, that he was fapping to cp? They'd just have a video of him fapping and then claim it was to children

"fuck off reddit"

honestly, if you're getting black mailed by a hacker, just go to the police and tell em hackers put CP on your computer and now they try to blackmail you

digital evidence can always be fabricated. Only way to prove he's been fapping to CP would be to film him and his screen in the same angle rather than him and his screen seperately.

>using outdated memes

They might as well have posted dat boi.

your ISP can still access that stuff b

I haven't done anything shameful, so I'll let them send videos of me being a good boy to everyone I know.

I don't masturbate, so all they'd have on me would pirated books and television seasons.

I avoided watching it with her (i saw 80% of the episodes again with my mom to get her to like it) because i was pretty sure she would compare myself with him, i even look similar babyfaced and skinny and innocent looking.
Dodged a bullet there, but still i am so beta than we discussed afterwards and i was red all the time for some reason. Maybe she thinks i'm a pedo now, who nows.

If you're on https links all they can see is like boards.Sup Forums.org not the specific link.

Nothing I do will be all that embarrassing if it gets out. Not like I give a shit either, I have so little pride I could probably shit myself in public and just keep going about my day.

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>implying the hacker didn't record his screen at the same time

>implying he can't just say "well they surgeoned that"

>>implying he wasn't just a stupid kid

I would've just dodged and been fine.

He should've just dodged.

The only way that could maybe work is if they somehow broke into my F-list logs and found out I like roleplaying as Muslim/Mexican women who get raped by alt-right racist misogynist wolfmen.

The things said in those conversations could topple whole nations...

they would have to both record him and his screen simultaneously

any evidence from a blackmailing hacker would be poisoned anyways and not admissable

I really think he could've pulled a Shaggy and gotten away with it. Police aren't geniuses with computers, and the involvement of a hacker adds enough reasonable doubt to pretty much anything.

>We've got all these screen grabs of child porn on your computer
It wasn't me.
>There's video of you masturbating to it
It wasn't me.
>We've got split screen of windows being clicked and you pulling your wiener
It wasn't me.
>The GPS tags rea-
It wasn't me.

>watching this show with your parents

>this fucking shit again
people who believe that he wasn't a pedo are literally retarded

yeah

not tryna be a big boi here but I was literally thinking when it all kicked off, that he should just do nothing

Shut Up and Dance

Also The Waldo Moment, better than that Playtest crap or 15 Million Memes.

there's nothing special about this show

where did he imply there was?

right in his post

Put my important shit on an external hard drive, tell the guy to leak my shit faggot, and destroy my laptop.

That's exactly what someone who looks at child porn would say. You're going down kid.