Orson Welles was 25 when he made Citizen Kane. What have you accomplished?

Orson Welles was 25 when he made Citizen Kane. What have you accomplished?

I once jacked off 13 times in a day.

I will make the next Citizen Kane when I turn 25

He looked really old tho.

I can bring myself to orgasm through thought alone

i made a really funny banepost once

I fucked Laura and you haven't

maybe you have, she was a bit of a whore

I banged a hot blonde whore. She was a solid 8/10.

How many upboats did it get?

How much did you pay?

when i was a senior in high i came in second place in a pickle ball tournament in gym class

Laura told me she was a virgin!

Nothing, I achieved nothing

I got a really nice get once

I lost my virginity at 24

once got like 40 (you)s in one post. That's 40 more than Orson got in his life

Nice.

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Easier back then, all good ideas have been done. Think about Alien, near perfect in it's genre, can't be touched now and they can't replicate it as it's been done flawlessly.

We're going to nuke ourselves into orbit eventually so no one will be around to care. Plus the whole sun becoming a red giant thing will finish off any stragglers.

Stellar job

What about the french champagne?

AHHHhhhhh

i once put about fifty slimey slugs into a yoghurt bucket and shot at them in my basement

i posted the webm of it on /wsg/ a few times already, you may even have seen it