Dan "The Man" Schneider does it again
bump
>"One of those Eastern European countries that went out of business"
alright that was a pretty good line
damn those cunnys gon be blacked
Damn, that cast is diverse as fuck.
>Not Dan The Hymen Divider Schneider
Shame on you
Yea and they're getting BLACKED
What I mean is I think it's black enough already.
But all the whites are getting BLACKED off set
>pointing out to someone how his shows sexualize young kids
>someone doesn't believe me
>i show them clips of girls licking and playing with feet
>"i don't get it, they're just feet, how is that sexual?"
w-what do i do now bros
why are there a bunch of children surrounded by a bunch of black men
>I think it's black enough already
Not possible
Idk but it's...unsettling to say the least
like his feet, then ask if it feels sexual.
show them how feet can be sexual
>w-what do i do now bros
Redpill them on the jews
you don't know the half of it
didn't that pronunciation of meme joke start here?
i don't want to do that, i expected her to know. i don't wanna be that weird guy explaining it.
same thought
HE KNOWS.
Watching those videos puts you on a watchlist btw
Is that cable thing true?
I know it's connected by underwater fibre optic cables, does the US only have one big one on the east coast?
He can't keep getting away with it
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Just tell your mom that some people are into feet and that the creator of these shows is a known foot fetishist
Horrible delivery though
no, there are numerous cables on the east coast.
also west
Is that Kel?
tell her to sit down in a chair
then kneel before her
remove her shoes
then her socks
take her feet into your hands
and kiss them
BASED DAN
KHAN!
what did dirty dan mean by this?
>"here I cum"
>sits in black man's lap
what did he mean by this?
Kill yourself user. It's the only way.
I'm literally raging right now
breathe user, breathe!
This isn't right
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>Not in stockings/stirrup leggings/pantyhose
>Not as part of gentle femdom
>3D
those feet
Can you sauce me on this famalam?
How come Kel is still stuck in kids shows guys
>her
she's just playing dumb you moron
every woman knows feet are sexual because at least one point in life they felt funny after having a dog lick their feet
Unlike Disney stars, who leave their respective shows to become pop stars and get into drugs and degeneracy, Nick stars fall into oblivion after leaving their shows. So they stay at Nick as much as they can before Dan decides that they're too old for their feet to be lickable. Kel probably came crawling back and offered his daughter's feet for Dirty Dan The Man With a Plan (to rape) Schneider.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this Dan fellow?
he's a patrician
thanks but i wanted the Big enchilada not the basic gestalt.
we need to kill all jews and niggers
>PLEASE... PLEASE SLIME ME DAN, I WILL DO ANYTHING I WANT YOUR SLIME ALL OVER ME
What did he mean by this?
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He's a foot loving pedo who runs a bunch of Nickelodeon shows. He's probably the reason Amanda Bynes has gone insane and he's probably the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter.
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>implying hes not saving the cunnies from jewlywood and when they leave him they get mindbroken by the cock carousel of producers
>Hi, I'm here for the foot porn
Dan, what are you doing on Sup Forums?
How the hell do you pronounce "meme"?
first day on the internet there, grandpa?
mīm
"mi-me"
maymae
meh-meh obviously you dweeb
you're kids are being conditioned from birth to love the bbc
USSR right?
Bump for sauce
>may may
>Eastern European country that went out of business
Dan is a genius, this stuff is great.
Oh fug who dis
That is the implied implication
Dan "Eight is the new eighteen" Schneider
Dan "he can and will keep getting away with it" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna ride her" Schneider
Dan "The man putting children in his van so watch out in advance or he'll get in their pants" Schneider
Dan 'Starlet Sodomizer' Schneider
Dan "the big dick @ nick" Schneider
Dan "balls on your nose, tongue on your toes, making hit shows" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "Once you squirt, it won't hurt" Schneider
Dan "In the back of the trailer is where ill assail her" Schneider
Dan "You won't get me, janitors 404 threads for free" Schneider
fucking cunnies with his monster cock and leaving them to get hooked on using black guys to fill the void is not saving them
to be fair kel was in a dark place before this.
>Hey, Kel, wanna humiliate yourself for a paycheck?
Dan "Shut your mouth and think of your career" Schneider
Dan "If her age is on the clock, I grant her access to my cock" Schneider
Dan "wipe away that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
Dan "I touch my meat to your daughter's feet" Schneider
Dan "You wanna be on Nick, you gotta take this dick" Schneider
Dan "I beat my meat to little girls' feet" Schneider
Dan "Socks are on ban when you're in my van" Schneider
Dan "those 12yo feet, make me skeet, skeet, skeet" Schneider
Dan "Be a trooper, take it in the pooper" Schneider
Dan "If you let me put it in the brown, I'll make you a star in Tinseltown" Schneider
Dan "sniffer of shima-pan" Schneider-san as he's known in Japan
I don't want to believe that this is real
It is. He's talked about how he fell into serious drug addiction until he found Jesus.
are those the little girls husbands?
Looking at this hurts my soul.
Have you seen Pulp Fiction at least once?
I usually don't buy Sup Forums conspiracies, but I really wish someone would actually investigate Dan Schiender.
There's too much evidence that point to him being a weirdo and a pedophile.
>wish someone would actually investigate Dan Schiender
reddit leave. he is /ourguy/.
mama
I guess he really is in a better place now
Dan "if she's thirteen I'm thirteen" Schneider
Dan "Show Me Your Feet For a 10 Inch Treat" Schneider
its r/the_donald thinking this place
>hates feet
>hates cunnies
VERY embarassing.
>Dan "Show Me Your Feet or You'll Get a 10 Inch Treat" Schneider
fixed.
i like to think he's standing in front of the girls waving his huge fat cock while they slowly take off their shoes with teary eyes and trembling lips knowing what will happen if they displease him.
No. Lots and lots and lots of cables. The ultimate redundancy.
that's pretty funny desu
New fetish unlocked: forced foot fucking
Thank you user.
please. who dis
Relevant
jesus now you've come across as a some sort of sex pervert and cannot perceive anything more about you. They think that you're legitimately a sexual deviant towards young kids.
You only have one chance at red pilling in person, and you fucking failed.
not a footfag but damn i want to lick those feet
Talk to him about Quentin Tarantino.
Dan "Consent is a social construct" Schneider
many such cases! SAD!
THAT IS A CASE OF POWERLEVELS BEYOND THOSE OF MERE MORTALS