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AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #47

AUS 442d, 138/10
ENG 227, 16/0

looks like you've got about as many mates as the amount of times the ball bounces in pic

Score when the first England wicket falls??

I'll enjoy England's win even more.

100+

You should include a link to the previous threads in the OP.

52

300runs

Already knocked off 50

Aussies cooked

As if you wouldn't review against anything this umpire said

they review this shit but not the others

They've finally realised this umpire doesn't know shit

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is he paid off

either that or a complete retard

ITT: that smell after you cut the lawn

first for joe root batting a millenia

KEK

*blocks your follow-on*

Based fucking clarkey btfo these English "pundits"

Agree with this desu

This

captain's innings from root coming up. out for 3 playing a flashy drive

based third kiwi

how's the missus mate?

Thread number is going to be off.

>going from thread #47 to thread #47
fucking triggered lads

BROWN DOG

>shitman

more like joe reddit

Just add 1 to the next thread you fucking mong

Gilly's been my favourite comm of this series so far, which surprises me a tad.

>2/18

reckon if I farted in Joe Root's face he wouldn't do a thing about it

How quickly things change.

That unironically touched the ground.

you really think the next faggot is gonna remember that?

Root needs to score 150 for englel to have a chance thqh

There's a hole in my bucket lads

Lads, who is the cuck in the McGrath family?

>Glenn
Has to keep doing things for his dead wife, basically stuck with her forever

>Jane
Having her legacy lived on by Glenn and his new wife

>Whatever the fuck his current wife's name is
Every year, an entire test is devoted to your husbands former lover

I'LL FUCKING DO IT THEN FUCK

was never worried

Jimmy would probably sook to the press about it though.

>fox
>watching the b team

Will Ali get 200?

>one day internationals don't get much better than australia versus england
Since when?

first wife

didn't he remarry within a year?

back from work lads

literally nothing worse than british leftists, horrible mix of self righteous smugness, thinking they're hilarious and #cultured by using words like cockwomble all while being completely ignorant to reality

>taking Lyon off
>leaving HazelKEK on

What's it like getting Kwiffed lads?

Low (score) Root.

TEST

not as good as getting queefed 2bh

THE ROOT IS LOOSE

shaking yet wogs?

Champagne socialists will be first against the wall.

Slow (brain) Root

R O O T E D

Quite an optimistic appeal.

Love Lyon
Love Cummins
Love Starc
Hate Hazelwood
Simple as

I have literally challenged Jimmy Anderson to a fist fight outside of the Hyatt in Brisbane and he power walked away

absolutely muscular post

what about RC?

Is England rooted?

Is James Vince related to Bernie Vince?

A certain festivity about the players perhaps? Chrismastide?

He sounds reasonable.

politics aside, lots of poms are like this and it fucking infuriates me

glad Australian culture is built around bullying the fuck out of anyone that tries to act "proper" like that

great you said his name, now he's gunna show up and say some dumb shit

should have cornered him at dunder

SHOT
O
T

At least Dale Steyn agreed, even if he pussied out

If Hazelwood was a cuisine he would be Hazelfood

Cannot help but feel that 90% of the British posters have left with the double dismissal.

Why does cricinfo publish 3 paragraphs of shitty user comments every over.

British geezers like Nige are fucking great, it's just the young uni types that are infuriating

>NOOOOOOOOO

Should have chased him and kidney punched him

still waiting for some vocaroos this series

Will England make it to Day 5?

Any elite poodictions for us master?

keeps people coming since they feel involved

He's on aborted narrative watch

More like will Australia make it to day 5

Is James Vince related to Vince Mcmahon?

>Australia will be looking for some wickets here

What did Tubbs mean by this?

Hey lads my simulation model is predicting England to declare at 9/353 ten minutes before close tomorrow to give Australia a hefty 2-0 series lead

SHOT
O
T

that you should buy a fujitsu aircon

Stokes' career has been ended lads

Honestly think not enforcing the follow on was the best move

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Nice prediction brb betting my house on it

that we're lacking intent

>Shaji says: "Cricbuzz commentators - Please stop these poor jokes. Don't think anybody apart from you guys are enjoying it. It is becoming horrible - from a cricbuzz follower from a long time." --------- We shall be attending special classes to improve our sense of humor from tomorrow, kindly watch this space

qt

moved to Bendigo this year so I can vote for BASED Reality Check when he lives up to his promise and runs for government lads

Can I get an update on this poodiction? It's be 1min32seconds already and I want to know what the latest models are predicting.

I honestly can't tell if they play for the men or the women.

I honestly fucking hate the cunts that do the BBC updates

*sniffs*

PeeeYEW I think Tim Paine just pooed his pants lads

Anyone remember the cricbuzz audio commentary? Do they still do this? It was just some bindian or Bengali in his room commentating off the TV. Was hilarious