There will never be a bioshock movie

>There will never be a bioshock movie

how do you cope?

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>Wanting a BioShock: Infinite Movie
So much relief.

Unironically I think Bioshock Infinite would have made a much better movie. It was too ambitious and got contrived in what it was trying to do

>There will never be a bioshock movie
feeks giid

good

video game movies are trash

There's way too much in the games to compress into a film.

I bet your the same type of fag that would love a SoTC movie

die

Bioshit: Infishit
the pretty graphics don't make up for the shitty sjw plot.

Fuckoff Sup Forums
Your opinions are bad and your board is bad

You should feel bad

None of the whores in Hollywood today can come anywhere close to Elizabeth

Only thing Bioshock Infinite gave me is a giant folder of elizabeth porn. Fuck that game, its worthless after the first 15 minutes.

The real problem was that the designer himself admitted that he didn't understand the science (the term science being used loosely here) behind the whole idea of his story

Idk about that tbqh senpai

It's just spread out like putty. Shitty, shitty putty.

the story is trash anyways. only OK as a concept

not him but a SOTC movie would be pretty good if it was directed by the right person.
>*ahem*MALICK*ahem*

infinite had no right being a video game, did nothing at all with the fucking medium

shoulda been a movie in the first place.

I said bioshock in all the games in the franchise

>Finally a Bioshock movie
>Directed by hardcore objectivist Zack Snyder

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Vidya trash.

Oh nice another pretend on-topic thread made by anti/pol/ spamemrs

>I said bioshock in all the games in the franchise
You did? Where can we hear it?

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i'd fucking kill myself and I know there's a high chance of it happening

man if this video cut out the last 3 seconds it would be perfect

>"B•I•O•S•H•O•C•K starting Scarlett Johansson as Elizabeth and Jesse Eisenberg as Booker DeWitt"

game fuckin sucked

Infinite would transfer the best to movie format

System Shock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bioshit

God damn it!

Gore Verbinski's R-rated, violent/grimdark Bioshock could have been great

Too bad every potentially good vidya adaptation gets canceled, stuck in development hell, or otherwise neutered

It wouldn't be good. They could barely make the game they wanted to make let alone a movie

He would actually nail the atmosphere and look of rapture though...

he just needs a decent script

As if. 90% of bioshock is collecting parts so you can open a locked door or something.

It would either end up being a CGI-ridden shitfest or an underfunded B movie.

No way infinite would be shit in any form. The only decent bioshock film would be one that acts as a prequel to the original, showing the rise, the war and downfall of Rapture. If you made a movie of the actual games all the dialogue would be through tape recordings.

idk, just made it feel more weird and arcane.

shit is easy to ruin by explaining it, let my imagination fill in the gaps, god dammit.

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there's nothing wrong with it

people who bitch about this are like the science negro bitching about star wars science

Bioshock games are good when introducing you to the game'sworld, and also good at showing you how that world fell(or is falling) apart. Once they progress to the real meat of the story, however, they invariably fall apart. Whoever makes these games is fairly imaginative and has good art people making the visuals, but they really need to hire better writers who can keep things coherent beyond the first act.

>describes a game
>no mention of gameplay
this is why games are shit

>implying you wouldn't watch a movie like this

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the first bioshock is great fun once you get the power where you cloak when you hold still.

wrench-murder vidya-kino

and Infinate had good gunplay / powers. felt so much better. IDK why people are so insanely critical of these games.

Because they're the vidya equivalent of the Total Recall remake. Lowest common denominator drivel that pays way too much importance to the plate arrangement and not enough on making sure the rice isn't overcooked.

Would you watch a film adaptation of Bioshock Infinite starring The Goose and Emma Stone's droopy face?

one of the best game trailers of all time, prettty much signified the shift from the PS2 era to the mdoern era

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>video game about how objectivism is a shit
>directed by an unironic objectivist
I can't wait for him to completely miss the point again.

Goose would make for a perfectly adequate "generic good guy" Bioshock protagonist.

Not sure about Emma, maybe give her some villain supporting role

By rereading the GOAT novel.

emma as tennenbaum
jack nicholson and sander cohen

implying there's anyone that can do it justice other than this power couple

That's what the book is, and it's genuinely better than the games.

Splinter Cell will probably be good, but it's basically like making a Jack Ryan movie.

>but it's basically like making a Jack Ryan movie.
This is literally the problem with any video game movie. The ONLY things vidya brings to the table is player agency and gameplay. Neither of which is conceivably possible in film.
What you're left with are shitty scripts made by hacks that couldn't cut it in hollywood.
G-god job user, you're begging for shitty movies.

WITH THE NEW BIOSHOCK THEME SONG REMIXED BY AVICII

>you're begging for shitty movies.

What did he mean by this?

Felicity Jones.

name a good videogame movie

Did you read the post before that. I explained it. The only thing that makes video games noteworthy as a medium are exclusive to that medium.
The stories are generally trash, written by hacks that could not make it selling their trash scripts in hollywood.
If you say "I want x-vidya game movie" you're literally saying "I want a dull story that's ripped off wholesale from better works, shoe-horned into a shitty movie so I can market my franchise."

that sounds fantastic

very happily

Mortal Kombat

B-but think of the costumes, user!

you stfu about emma. she is fucking PERFECT

>Good
It's a comfy nostalgic guilty pleasure at best.

you could have said resident evil or something leagues better.

very well, because every single video game made into a movie is absolute shit and i have no desire to see a game that i've already experienced transferred to another medium that doesnt require active input like games do.

>smells of cat piss
>perfect

resident evil was shit.

exactly, and it's still better than mortal kombat

no it isn't.

yes it is

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Would make a better TV show I think. If it had like the same budget as Westworld it would be top tier. I think Rapture would make a better setting than Columbia though

Wreck It Ralph

>inb4 doesn't count

right, okay. We're talking vidyakino here, already expecting shit sandwiches.

RE-
>whole thing is in the secret underground base
>zombos in jumpsuits
>le hologram
>le scary slice-up laser
>durrr kung fu alice leeloo dallas

nigger what? this ain't resident evil

KM-
>fighting game about a fighting tournament-
>kung fu tournament
>sub zero fucking freezes guys
>scorpion has his theater
>Fatalities accurate to the game
>they go to the fucking underworld

This is exactly what a Mortal Kombat flick should be.

Just watch the first couple seasons of fringe the main plot device was taken from that. Then watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead because that's what the Lutece twins are "inspired" by.

>making a movie on a shit video game series
>let alone the worst one, Infinite

It's fucking shit.
You wanna know what would video game would make a good film?
Dark Souls.
Actually, now that I think of it.
Bloodborne would make an even better film.
Bloodborne would be pure unadulterated kino.

>resident evil
I'd at least have some respect if you said Mario Brothers.

Hopefully that Castlevania Netflix series will be close.

I wish microbrains like you would learn that there's a difference between supsension of disbelief and clear inconsistencies in the rules and continuity of a fictional world.

videogames are fucking garbage, the best videogame plot is a second rate movie at best

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>it's a Sup Forums doesn't know how screenwriting works episode
You know the fun thing about those games is literally figuring out whats happening through context clues and scraps of lore dropped here and there? Figuring out where to go by learning where you cant?
I can't wait for a film adaptation where literally everything that isn't super ebin snyder tier speed-up-slow-down schlock is hamfisted exposition about what the hero is supposed to do next and how to save the day!

You fags like to throw around terms you don't udnerstand, huh?
What was anti objectivist about bioshock infinite?

The Netflix series of Castlevania isn't even live action, it's animated, and if I heard correctly, they're gonna genderbend Soma into being a girl.
I mean I guess he is kinda feminine looking and it isn't much of a stretch.

>Bioshock Infinite general on /vg/ has been waifuing Elzabeth for the past 4 years

Amazing.

All video entertainment is fucking garbage.

Why do you even care about adaptations at all then?
Games are carried by their gameplay. Even story driven ones.
Without it even the best story driven game of all time would amount to little more than a kids book from a literary standpoint.
Just watch movies which aren't mass produced schlock for the masses instead.

>its been 4 years since infinite

Holy shit..

Movie watchers are too pleb to comprehend bioshock infinite

>I still haven't played it all the way through because it was so fucking boring
All style, no substance. Even though it was trying real hard to convince people by showing rudimentary philosophy concepts in everyone's faces.
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did you play the first one? like at all?

most overrated ez-mode series of video games I can think of besides assassin's creed

It's impossible. Unless they took a lot of artistic liberty then theres no way they could do it without it looking goofy af, nevermind the story.

Bloodborne is cool because of all those mysterious monster designs, the Victorian setting, the type of clothing all the characters wear, and the tone of the entire game.
Story can be adapted.
Guy has blood AIDS and has to kill monsters to wake up or some shit, I don't remember the stupid story.
Just have him run around for 3 hours killing monsters, and meeting other characters around and end with a big battle against the boss.
You can make an entire film series by him killing a boss a film, boom, instant cash.
It'll be like 9 films like Harry Potter or Fast and the Furious.
Just keep popping out Bloodborne movies.

It already is a movie retard

Theres hardly any challenge at all, just move and shoot

How about you just answer the question instead of trying to deflect?

You killed all my hope