*twitches*

*twitches*
err, umm
*looks confused*
a-a-a-a i mean
*autistically destroys everything around him*

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If you swapped bodies Syd, what would you do during the time you had before you were swapped back?

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

just fuck myself

also,
>syd berrett

Oh so clever.

dunno m8 you tell me

this show any good?

I've only seen 2 episodes by now, but I have a feeling that she isn't really sick or anything, she's just the organization's way of attracting and manipulating David. Kinda suspicious how she just showed up and became his gf.

Also the blonde bitch that runs the organization looks like a villain in disguise that is just using David. Does anyone else get that feel?

yea lad

Take off clothes and let every male in the room have their way with me

thanks bruh watching nao

Not really. I just continue watching in hope that they'll break out of the cliche Chosen One plot.

*twitches*
Mmhmms
*Walks menacingly*
Mmm I need powda
*Mouths pigeon shit*
JI MI DAO MU TUMBO MI TEET WAY
*Fucks sister internally*
Mmhmm
*Stares at you autistically*

if i enjoyed this will i also enjoy legion?

nootka

You left out a few steps

This guy changes clothes often for a demonic mind parasite, I liked the tattered black garb in the MRI scene for a split second

Nah, Legion isn't even close to Taboo's production values, or even plot wise, and it's not like Taboo's plot is so great.

It's his father right?

I've never seen anything quite like it, it has a particular voice. I'm not saying it's good, I'm just saying it gives me something I didn't know I needed and now I need to watch more of it. Also, not saying there isn't anything quite like it, just saying I'm a pleb so I haven't watched whatever else might be like this.

Also Syd is cute as fuck.

in the comics all his powers (basically anything imaginable) are connected to their own personality, which is why he is such a head case, They are all fighting for control. In the comics his dad is prof. xavier

The show doesn't follow the comics, yes? the synopsis on wikipedia reads very different.

I think it's just a personality he created, maybe out of fear of his own power. That Bird guy did call it a parasite though, and it's similar enough to several comic entities.

its the mr robot version of a mutant

yeah I don't like his nervous acting desu

tfw that's how people feel around me

dude is going to be BAD ASS If he can just learn to control this

>tfw that's how people feel around me

Why? do you often stare at them autistically, grunt a lot, and throw dirt on their face?

lol iktf

Yes it is very good, it is like House of Cards but with crosses.

I love it. Excellent visuals and unique storytelling. It's the epitome of show don't tell.

wait

that thicc bitch from Fargo S2 is in this? might give it a watch

i'm sold

yeah she's prettier but not as thicc

didn't even recognize her

Syd is just cliche wacky blonde bimbo. One of the most boring characters in this show.

David!

David, where are you?

DAVID!

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Who the fuck did even watched that fag Mr robot?
That and that other crap Hannibal comes up in every fucking thread.

Make a thread on your thoughts when done watching.

Or bump this thread if it's still here.

Why does Syd get so triggered by body swapping? I can understand not wanting it to happen accidentally, but that's different from refusing touch in all circumstances. Who wouldn't want to body swap with your gf and have her cum inside you?

Also what happens if Syd gets pregnant? The baby will be touching her. Will she be able to answer the question of when babies get souls? She'll go into her own uterus and a little fetus will take over her body.

Wish the whole x-men gubernment war plot wasn't part of this. Everything can't be perfect, I guess.

Yeah thats the only thing I don't like about it. If it was just them trying to figure his powers out and who that creepy fat fuck is it be perfect.

It's less of a driving force to the plot. The sister being held adds immediacy. They can't just take their time to let him master his powers and fix him slowly and carefully.

They had to sell the show somehow.

wow danny is really branching out these days

>a little fetus will take over her body.
Jesus Christ. I wouldn't worry about this stuff, I don't think she's real. I realize it means everything or almost everything and everyone we've seen only exist in David's head and a lot of people don't want to get invested in a show like that, but most of the show so far has seemed like a look into what it's like to be in his head. And if that does turn out to be the case, it doesn't necessarily mean the entire show will stay that way.

good casting choice for the porn parody

hint hint viral marketers who browse Sup Forums

It's linked to the film series apparently, which means almost dick all with the messy as fuck timeliness except that Moira and Charles have a bit of a thing (I think, I fell asleep during Apocalypse but it was heading towards a romance plot) and they can at least reference the characters

If Syd isn't real that would be dumb

Might as well have him wake up from a dream or come to from being high while saying "far out man!"

That's doubtful, shit in David's head is mostly pretty messed up, there's too much normality in the general flow of things.

Masturbate and take pics

Personally he more reminded me of Noel Galagher

actually strike that, why didn't Syd's powers activate when she was in the womb of her mother? Did her powers only activate later in life?

Nothing. I'm too much of a moralist.

I don't understand the problem with that. For one thing why does every fictional show you watch have to have a plot tethered in absolute reality for you to care about it? It would be something a little different.

Also we're watching a Marvel X-Men show about a mutant with schizophrenic multiple personality disorder, multiple times we've been shown that he sees people and things that aren't real, and there have been visuals that could suggest Syd isn't real.

Then, in the comics his delusional personalities are capable of actually leaving his head existing for real, so it's possible for these characters to both be split personalities of David's and real people in the real world at the same time. But I prefer that this is all happening in his mindscape.

It removes too much stakes from the narrative. If we can't trust literally anything on screen at any point in the series, any progression David makes is meaningless because we can never be sure how real it is.

For one thing, we don't know whether they did or didn't.

If they didn't, it could have been latent powers, just like there was nothing about David doing any magic tricks when he was a baby.

as a baby David couldn't understand English. The voices in his head didn't speak baby. They had to wait to control him until he had an adequate command over complex language and thought

That would mean the whole x-men deal are also in completely in his mindscape and we know that's definitely not... canon. Otherwise how much of a coincidence would it be for him to dream up the exact x-men universe that the show is supposedly set in?

...

drinking game:

every time someone says DAVID you take a shot

That what's real and what's not is ambiguous seems like the show's gimmick. I don't see it, I don't have an issue being invested in the narrative if none of it is real outside David's head, especially given how sick he is. It's just one show and an X-Men show at that.

I'm not totally convinced I just think it's a fun idea, and if it has all been in his head so far I doubt the show will stay that way, it would probably come out of his head and into the real X-Men world eventually assuming the show lasts that long.

christ, man, i dont have that much cash

fucking hate this cheeky chav

It's fine for a show to be ambiguous, but it still needs some grounding no matter what. Lenny was not a front and center character so it's fine to play around with her role. Lenny was also primarily seen through only the eyes of David too. Meanwhile we've had lots of scenes of Syd without David

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Well wait, he doesn't have to be completely unaware of the world outside his mindscape such as mutants and that he is a mutant. I like the theory that Melanie Bird is a guise of Professor X (David's father) who has psychically entered David's mind to help him gain some kind of clarity and peace, and then use him in the war against either Magneto or the government and their Sentinels.

There were a few clues that could support it; Melanie has telepathy and uses it to help
David shut out all the screaming voices in his head, and why are they louder at Summerland? She says something about "all that power" when she mentions the voices being worse, is it just being close to her?

The memory work she does, and specifically her strange reaction when David says "my dad."

And she says she wants to use David in a war, and there's a big X-Men X in the window behind David in that scene.

A porn parody of Legion would need to be as trippy as the real show.

Meaning:

>Syd bodyswaps with David during sex. Syd's actress has to be pretend to be David, vice versa

>Ptomony is basically the ultimate voyeur

>Kerry is in a relationship with a lesbian. David doesn't know why, until he realizes that there's only one thing Kary likes more than fighting. "Hint, hint."

>Melanie (who is a sexy MILF in this version) uses Ptomonomy's powers to do threesomes with her husband in her memories

>David remembers having sex with his MILF-Y ex-girlfriend Mary. Later on, his sister says that she never heard of that girlfriend. But he did have a best friend called Mary.

>Also, Lenny screws everyone in the cast. And makes David watch. Perhaps played by Riley Reid.

Lenny could just be a chick with a strap on to match the dual nature

Though that fits for Cary/Kerry too I suppose

Who should play Syd in the porn parody? And the rest of the cast?

She wants to use David to bring back Oilver

Got me there, man, I don't know. Seems a bit convoluted and I don't think they'd be able to pull something with that many layers off, but they might be shooting for it. Gonna keep the theory in mind, though.

Why would she think David can do that?

post yfw jemaine from flight of the conchords was in the latest episode of legion

Kerry needs to be a boring guy who never gets sex. Cary needs to be an oversexed bisexual. When asked if they ever have sex, they go "Eww!"


Lenny should at least be gender-ambiguous. Aubrey plays Lenny as really aggresive, and literally dominating.

>that dance scene

What I didn't understood is:

Is he supposed to be a cleaner, smoother, less autistic version of my boy Slavoj?

How the hell did you get to that conclusion? Except purely visually

In his first scene, the monologue, he has all sorts of weird ticks and the way he talks about the stories is pretty zizekish, idk, rewatch that scene with him in mind and you'll see it too.

This better be fucking bait

This dude seemed pretty concise and fluid in his narration, zizek seems pretty jumpy and sniffly and doesn't present his ideas in the same smooth narration

I rewatched it, and he seems a lot more awkward due to the chair beeing too small, this amps up his autism factor, but he's indeed levels below Zizek on the spectre.

Why did the Xavier not even bother to raise his own son?

Yeah, convoluted as fuck but it's fun. What got me was that immediate cut to Bird flinching outside the memory when David mentioned his dad.

I wish I could fully understand what zizek is on about

he didn't know about him until a certain point

He might not even know David exists.

Mmmhhmm, which part?

It wasnt meant to be clever. It was meant to be an act of reverence.

How does an all-knowing cripple father a child without knowing it?

That's a big hat

Hey post more cute and/or sexy pics of Syd please thanks

you can't be cute and sexy, as one increases the other decreases

Seconded

Post your best

and/or

not her

Lenny keeps saying David is 'mountain climbing.' In episode 1 as Syd is leaving the hospital, and again in episode 4 talking to David in the astral plane.

what do you think the bikes mean? Is he walking away from freedom?

roofies

1) He might not have been a cripple at the time of conception

2) His penis might work, even if his legs don't.

3) Professor X can be a ditz at times. Also, he literally doesn't know to look for a son. He can feel every mind, but that also means he blocks a lot of minds out. And with all the mutants and Sentinels and a blue ancient Social Darwinist who failed evolution class and sounds like a /lit/ poster, Charles was a little busy.

Lexi Belle, Alison Brie,Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Remy La Croix prove you wrong.

all cute, not sexy

So you wouldn't want to bang any of them? Sexy is literally sexually appealing

Not whom? That is rachel keller, the actress that plays syd.

But, Lexi Belle and Remy both were in the business of being sexy. They are almost objectively sexy.

when they become sexy for a pornography scene they stop being cute