Actor, singer, director, philosopher

Actor, singer, director, philosopher.
Is there anything he can't do?

be hetero

MOM IS GONNA FREAK

be taller than 5'7

Age

let his mother have a restful night of sleep

ACT

A good job at any of those things

The joker

>philosopher

No.

Method act

Get balls-deep into a girl that he hasn't prepped for at least a half hour.

sing, direct, or philosophize

He can even get a rez at Dorsia on a friday night

I'm starting to suspect that he's a scientologist

MOM IS GONNA FREAK when she discovers that the value of corporeal reality is relative to each individual

He's also a painter

not prey on children

isn't he a mediocare man?

Then he is our guy.

Be decent in at least one of those thing