You are given 200 million dollars to make any movie you want, with absolute control over every aspect...

You are given 200 million dollars to make any movie you want, with absolute control over every aspect... except that the story must in some way focus around Stonehenge. What story do you come up with?

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It would be a porn where I'm the star so I can lose my virginity. It will take place at Stonehenge. I can't think of a funny porn pun for the name.

Bonehenge

Easy, hire Mel Gibson and make Druid kino

Probably an Indiana Jones movie about the Druids and all the Druids would be played by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard youtube.com/watch?v=nC7ii3Ir-no

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somehow I'd try and make it about the CIA SAD and some terrorists or something.
Always wanted there to be a deep, gritty, and well-paced movie about tier 0 operators in Iraq or something.

Fluid Druids

It would be a movie where my and my ex have a surprise meeting as tourists at Stonehenge. We hit it off and get back together again. A year later we get married at Stonehenge.

All this acting together with my ex will make her remember how much she misses me and when the scene with the kiss comes she will legit love me again.

Gaylic Rubes

A retarded kid builds a time machine and goes back in time when he's bored. His first visit is to when Stonehenge was constructed.

I'll call it "Down Time".

>"Down Time"

Do you fucking type the numbers you're replying to by hand? Jesus christ

Islamist extremists bomb and destroy stonehenge, killing the protagonist's wife and children. In the months that follow our protagonist's mental state and the fabric of British culture and identity nation wide begin to breakdown as society as a whole becomes increasingly Islamophobic and anti immigration. The film explores themes of revenge, national identity and religion.

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I wouldn't make up a story because the truth is far more interesting than fiction, or the fiction you believe to be true.

How old are you?

all jews (played by all jews) are taken to stonehenge then executed
its a snuff film

No. What the fuck are you on about?

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I'm sorry the public education has failed you so completely.

Gremlins 3, a sequel where the original characters have a kid and they're on vacation at Stonehenge. The kids pet mogwai turns into a gremlin, gremlins multiply, tom foolery ensues, real live memes happen.

I would be adamant there be no CGI, it's gotta all be real puppets and practical effects.

its gonna be a movie about people fighting each others with rock like they are throwing rocks at each other or using rocks to hit each other.
the mc is regularly getting his shit kicked by a bully so he decides to go to stonehenge to get the biggest rock he can find and get his revenge once and for all. In the end, the bully gets expelled from school or something and the mc learn a lesson.

the film will have a budget of like 50 thousand and the cgi will entirely be made with ps2-era graphic. Literally all the money left will be spent in hiring the biggest actors to voices the rocks. The Rock will voice the main rock.

i would spend 200 million dollars buying hamburgers and make the movie about that

lol I love this
so pathetic and underrated

MEW has sex with me at Stonehenge for the first hour, then the second half of the movie is a fully-funded Pacific Rim 2 directed by Del Toro.

>the rock will be voicing a literal rock

It's like pottery. Would see at least 3 times in IMAX.

Fund it. Make it a simple romantic movie but with 180 millions spent on frivolous CGI background a la The Amazing Bulk.

>thinking mew would even touch you for anything less than the full budget

Del Taco would be forced to use action figures and a cell phone camera

It'll be The Mask but set in Stonehenge

I'm literally giggling at my own dumb ass joke and I'm not even high.

That story was interesting. What's your deal?

Stonehenge starts giving off energy signals and a team of Cambridge scientists is assigned to moniter it

A young PhD student (played by whatever fucking hot British totty of the month) realises that it's transmitting signals through time. The summer solstice is a few days away so she goes there on Midsummers Eve and gets transported back to the time of Boudica when she was trying to repel the Romans. She helps rally the Briton tribes against the Roman invaders and manages to defeat them.

But surprise surprise when she returns to modern day, she's changed the course of history and Britain is even more shit than it was - maybe it's been colonised by Danes or Mongols or something I don't know

or this

this

>Del Taco would be forced to use action figures and a cell phone camera

that sounds fun, he should already be doing it.

Thor 2: the dark world

>maybe it's been colonised by Danes or Mongols or something
a dark future timeline where finland rules northern europe with impunity!
in the sequel our hero teams up with some plucky icelandic rebels led by bjork

Rock hard rejects 5

cavemen vs aliens

kek

National treasure England spin off

33. I'm a wizard, 'arry

Go pro myself walking stone henge throwing 1 million at people in bundles of 5k each

>Pay myself a salary of 199 million dollars

Definitely hire model makers who know the difference between 18 inches and 18 feet.

Cavemen versus astronauts.

Ariel Winter gangTHROATED in the middle of stonehenge

what am i looking at here

Kristen Stewart and Michelle Rodriguez as lesbians into occult shit, they go to Stonehenge to cast spells have hot dyke sex

About black people and their civilization there before the white man came.

Stonehenge is fake, it's a modern made tourist attraction

Mystery of the Druids: the movie

see

it would be a kino about a man who travels to Stonehenge and feels a connection to it and the movie ends with him committing suicide at stonehenge

Logan you see the foot claws? It's an adaptation...a mutation if you will. They're defensive for the female...and for mating!

You see Logan, the female will lock claws around the male's back when he's in the mating position. I had her demonstrate it on me several times last night and let me tell you it feels great to feel young again!

Hmmph don't look at me like that. There's hardly any mutants left Logan and she needs to start as quickly as possible!

It's all bullshit

Aliens.

A bipolar alchoholic believes that if he visits stonehedge all his problems will be solved. He however must find a way to get money and robs houses and banks. After some drama including him killing a man he finally accumilates enough money to visit Stonehedge. He realizes however that his problems haven't been solved and that all the bad deeds he had done were useless. He returns to his hometown and kills himself in front of everybody at a town hall meeting after revealing he was the robber.

33 minute video of roxy raye and proxy paige shoving massive toys up their asses ending with them trying to envelop the stone henge pillars with their flapping anuses

>Open on Stonehenge
>Then the meteor hits

transfromers 6

Remake Halloween 3.

Remake Halloween 3

Holy kek