What's next in store for Jude Law?

What's next in store for Jude Law?

shop a bag of subway sandwiches

OOOOH THOSE DOVER BOYS

Ugh, another disgusting leglet with an abnormally long torso. Worse than midgets, desu

An Emcee Hammer music video.

he's already carrying them in his legs

>full audiobook narration of a series of unfortunate events
Please

a new hair piece

>visits /fa/ once

ACT

Is this recent? How long before this fuck goes bald? He's been stuck with this hairline for God knows how long.

usually what im dressed in lmfao

>but IRL

>leglet
kek

A tailor

You wear a $2000 wardrobe usually?

why do people wear drop crotch? is it for crapping your pants in public?

it's a meme you dip

Why is he taking such a long stride?

That's what low waisted pants does to a man.

How are shitty pieces of textiles worth so much money?

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paying child support and alimony

Dude has like hour kids and is divorced

do actors actually go on movie dates? my theater experience would be ruined if some haughty actor came in and sucked up all the attention. I just want to study the film

Long legs are fucking disgusting on a man unless you want to become a trap.

t. manlet

a hair transplant

How fucking far away is that van supposed to be?

not dressing like a nigger?

that's a big van

that's a pretty big fucking van, holy shit

t. Klinefingers syndrome

I'm 6'2".

sure thing Gimli

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Those pants look awful. Who even thought those are fashionable

Young Pope season 2 hopefully.

What's with the Oompa Loompa pants?

How are Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Grumpy doing?

>being this insecure about the length of your legs
lmao unironically kys

It's a pretty big van desu

looking like a michael keaton in that picture.

Dude, that van is heavy duty, like, the strength of 10,000 bajas.

Dude, why is the van so big?

why is the van so big?

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Jude Law is one good looking motherfucker. I mean he's balding but he still looks good.

I wish i had genes like that ;+;

the names attached to them

and while they're probably not worth that price they're probably not shitty either, probably pretty good quality

Jonah Hill looks like *that*? What happened to all the footlongs.

weird camera position or lense

somebody say it already.

for poo

good work detective faggot

troll'd hard?

Lmao people with short legs/long torso look fucking ridiculous, longs legs/short torso is the most aesthetic look in both males and females, look up any professional male model, they all have long legs

Phil Collins biopic

a sith lord?

A reasonable pair of slacks.

>women
Yes because it's feminine

>Fashion models
Anorexic weird looking twigs picked by gay men

It's okay buddy there is no shame at all in using a stepladder to reach the cookie jar

Most of us did that when we were kids you know

You're retarded. Men up until maybe the 2000's have worn high waisted pants, which make your legs look long and your torso "tight" or compact. It looks way more pleasing than wired long torso and manlet legs. He is right

now that your bring it up, that's weird

that's a big hand

Whats with the dude's hand?

seriously though where can i buy a van like that?

Can't wait until those pants become mainstream acceptable and cheap, they look comfy as fuck

could you imagine how big the car dealership would have to be to sell vans this big?

>he doesn't know about Canyonero™

That's actually a hearse. You can double up caskets or transport 1 morbidly obese individual.

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He's gonna get with all the super hero shit and end up playing the riddler or something

The Young Pope S2. Fuck I hope it's good.

See

>DROP CROTCH PANTS
IS IT 2009 AGAIN

Wew Kobe

kek at this dude. looks funny as fuck

pfahahaha what the fucks wrong with his pants

they usually try to avoid all that attention