What went wrong?

What went wrong?

too many favelados

2004 and 2007 were the best Copa America ever

They were not able to play against Bolivia or Venezuela in the knockout stage.

Too much tranny dick up their asses

They were in "already won" mode, having swept the floor at the qualifiers and Confederations Cup, and winning the 2004 Copa América by the skin of their teeth.

Cue the self-hating hue

>both strikers are visibly overweight

Gee I wonder.

me on the left

has any national team had more fat strikers than Umaland?

1) Adriano is the biggest fraud of Brazilian football
2) Fucking Globo
2.1) They hyped "hurr durr, Cafu will go to the 3th consecutive final!", hiding the fact that he was old back them
2.2) Look at Lazaroni interview today in Uol. Globo transformed the concentration in Switzerland in a 24/7 party. That's why Dunga was so harsh in 2010 about it.
3) Ronaldinho Gaúcho wasn't playing anything anymore. He did nothing in CL '06 for Barcelona. Only hot foot Beletti did it.
4) Cold foot factors: Suzana Werner (Julio César was the 2nd goalkeeper) and Zico being coach in Japan
2006 3rd worst WC ever

*will go for 4th consecutive final

Not enough monkey in the soup.

no robinho

not enough favelados in the new national team, you need too find more poor fags with passion like old times

>3rd worst WC ever
That's 2010

Instead of all those excuses you could've made it shorter by saying that Zidane raped you on that tournament

...

Cafu and Roberto Carlos were old

Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and Adriano were about to hit their huge declines.

parreira was already a has been
ronaldinho, ronaldo, rc and adriano literally spent their free time smoking, drinking, partying and getting blonde swiss girls blacked

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where to even begin with this team

>dida
>lucio
>juan
>emerson
thats about it really