>be Russian
>Get banned
Be Russian
>be american
>don't qualify
Trinidad
and
Tobago
>Tripadvisor and Trivago
This is still my favorite one.
>be American
>get banned by Bettman
>Any athletes from Russia who receive special dispensation to compete will do so as individuals wearing a neutral uniform, and the official record books will forever show that Russia won zero medals
Holy shit
Oy vey goyim, delete this post.
Does anyone have a Putin JUST edit?
>be american
>get shot
>biggest country in the world
>needs roofs to compete with third worlders
O MY SIDE'S GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Serious question:
what's worse, losing to a shitty Caribbean island and now qualifying for the World Cup or having a state-run doping program for all of your athletes and getting banned from the Olympics?
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEEKEK
The latter
Every country has an institutional doping program
They were just dumb enough to get caught I guess
being american
>be american
>fabricate evidence to eliminate your main competition
Lebron and Westbrook are physical specimen guys...
what are you on about?
americans eliminated themselves
and no one cares about norwaywinslol skiing anyway
>be burger
>gets btfo by Torpedo and Trivago
>trompeta & tambor
So that's why i've never seen a russian flag here. are all russian ips range banned?
Tintin & Tribilin
Literally daily Russia posts lurk moar
>Tribilin and Tortuga
>Blyat
Makes you wonder why ovie stopped saying "I'm going to the Olympics regardless of what the NHL has to say"
He probably knew the ban was coming
>get caught.
>while hosting the olympics.
then putin blames it on US meddling with his 13th re-election.