Bridge to user. What's the status of the Star Trek thread?

Bridge to user. What's the status of the Star Trek thread?

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Is there any way we could stop posting Star Trek threads for a while? Maybe like a period of 60-500 days? I like Star Trek and everything, but the constant threads are just a little too much.

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A-OK

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butthurt starwars fan detected

What are your favourite Star Trek episodes of any series that deal with moral issues?

Balance of Terror

The Immunity Syndrome

DS9 : Duet

Spock's Brain

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Naomi Wildman.

Genesis
Threshold
These Are The Voyages

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I wanna fuck that matador

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Commander, out erection emitters have dropped to 15%, this latest volley is sapping our energy.

That' Chris Latta, voice of Starscream and Cobra Commander.

He makes cartoons go

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>Computer spawn meme
>Multiple it by a thousand million times
>Disengage Safety Protocols

>worfed.jpg in the background

>Computer, lock all bridge controls to this console
>Disable turbo lifts around the bridge and block all Jefferies Tubes to and from with force fields.
>Lock view screen on a constant, looping replay of WorfShittingAfterEatingSpoiledGagh.mkv
>Disable all safety protocols

>Blacked

:^}

>Caitian Love Slave

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The status is "Fuck this fucking shit Logan"

The one from TOS where kirk starts an arms race on a tribal planet.

>28 now
>not married
>doesn't appear to have done anything for ten years

/thinking/

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Post ships you fucking faggots.

I see that video and raise you this one.

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Does Geordi need to unload some cargo?

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GEORDAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

I don't really think there is one - they're a lot more 2D than you might think, especially if they weren't a formative part of your intellectual development as a kid/teen.

You know what. I think Tapestry. It's not especially deep, but being plagued by self-doubt over what could've been because you were a bit shit in the past is something a lot of people need to find a way to move on from. More self-help than "moral issue", but whatever.

nice dubs and yes, I hated watching her bits because of this

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>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Nothing changes

Aside from being an annoying and meddlesome character like Troi.

look I did it again

What happens if you poop in the holodeck?

never mind, that was you

>it's a troi episode

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ensign ro a best girl

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Good ep, but it doesn't really deal with moral issues does it?

youtube.com/watch?v=g3sJB2tcoJY

You don't get to bring friends.

Dear Doctor

>name your daughter Lol

That one where the aliens like to physically abuse children.

Quick post your Trek waifu

Ensign Lefler claim

>tfw I hated Slutsia Dax and got the perfect gril to replace her

>ywn cuddle with Ezri Dax
I claim her as my Trekfu

>gets fugged by a Klingon
>wakes up the next morning fully clothed and without injury
Really makes you think...

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H-He's fast!

Would you the major?

>those gelatinous legs

N O P E
O
P
E

>Bashir's sloppy seconds
Naw

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The best fanservice moment.

>the gay city of Sup Forums

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>and that is the best TNG movie
wew

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It's like we some kind of star trek first contact

You came after those other guys... like some kind of Star Trek The Next Generation.

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>He makes cartoons go
Had a good long chuckle, thanks

Stupid line, but it really is a fun movie.

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>ywn pick up a piece of engineering equipment she clumsily dropped and make eye contact with her

>It's a "Bashir has a mentally ill patient who he helps cure and then tries to fuck, episode"

>NIGGAS BOUT TO GET CLAPPED ON

for all you white fans out there, the famous "clapped on" line in s05e12 refers to the clapping sound a gun might make when fired

Man that Jem'Hadar episode was great, watching Season 3 right away.

She's months away from AARP

So you people are.. of two separate GENERATIONS ™ in THE MOTION PICTURE ™ industry?

>In the mirror universe

I'll see that - and raise you.

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Swap those and you might be right

DS9 was liberal agenda pushing masturbatory storywriting, not about going boldly where noone has gone before, but sitting lamely on your fat ass, and had no input from the original creator.

me on the right

Captain, the thread seems to have been somehow derailed by Moretz-muscle posting. How do you wish to proceed?

>DS9
>Liberal Agenda

Did you skip all the Ferengi episodes?

>writers always asspulled a nice ending when Picards morals fucked up
desu this is true
Always annoyed me about TNG

Did someone say Mortez?

Why is she so perfect bros?

kek

>had no input from the original creator

That was a good thing. Gene was borderline insane when he was giving input for TNG.