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>FREE FIGHT: Cub Swanson vs Dennis Siver
youtube.com/watch?v=FH4-Bvi-TtQ

/mma/ News:
>MMA Hour - December 4, 2017 (Max Holloway, Volkan Oezdemir, Roxanne Modafferi, Brett Johns, Luke Rockhold, Dustin Poirier, Valentina Shevchenko, Sijara Eubanks)
youtube.com/watch?v=gMEQjf5wMns

>Tyron Woodley willing to vacate UFC belt for GSP, but 'open to any fight' that makes sense
mmajunkie.com/2017/12/tyron-woodley-vacate-ufc-belt-georges-st-pierre-gsp-shoulder-surgery

>What we talk about when we talk about building 'stars' in the MMA business
mmajunkie.com/2017/12/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-building-stars-in-the-mma-business

>Invicta Vlog Series: Aga Niedźwiedź
youtube.com/watch?v=FBPo-nLJMdo

>UFC is facing its most important contract negotiation
mmafighting.com/2017/12/5/16723236/ufc-is-facing-its-most-important-contract-negotiation

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discord.gg/4pvdzVa
youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6ZEmK3js0
youtube.com/watch?v=Hmvc49JOOg0
youtube.com/watch?v=pnqnuNfMlx4
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Who is she and how can I put my dick in her butt?

THANK YOU BASED CALENDAR GOD

THANK YOU!

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this is unironically the thread

This is the thread

Has Schaub commented on Stipe vs Ngannou yet?

This.

Gall rematch when?

>thread wars

who /big dog/ here

You mean in which order he'd rather watch his wife suck their nuts dry?

This is the only thread buddeh

me on the right heem on th left

you're in the wrong thread lad

the store he bought that sword from was probably so glad they got that thing off their books. where would you even display that?

Great job guys

Mine was made before this one but I can't help if you phillistines have no taste.

I'll also post wherever, whatever and whenever I please, you fat piece of shit.

it was made before 500 therefor it is void. learn the rules please.

still trying to figure out why there aren't bans for threads before 500. i made one at 497 with news/events and got 3 days and it was the only ban of the year lol.

Maia vs Niedźwiedź
Dern vs Medeiros
Novaes vs Morandin
Porto vs Dudieva
Montenegro vs Jandiroba

I got banned for complaining about the jannies deleting a new thread that was posted 1 post early. turns out the janny who deletes the threads is a trip fag and will delet them so he can be OP.

www.indeed.com

I've gotten one for that before, pretty shitty desu. Sone dick goes around spamming coprophagia on this board literally 7 days a week and then some janitor bans you 'cause the post count went down after his (literal) shitposts get deleted?

I got banned for "replying to myself" even though I was just expanding on the thought from the original post.

You have to look like Max Holloway.

Maia
Dern
novaes
Dudieva
Jandiroba

wgaf

think of it this way
Sup Forums is like hiring people to be cops without even having to pass a basic background or psych test or go through any level of training you're going to get absolute idiots 100% of the time

You mean to tell me people who get paid 0 USD to moderate a website on their free time and take it seriously aren't intelligent. I'm shocked.

Stanhope on Rogan, should be good

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0LMYKsaUYs

Ok lads- I need to see the uncensored still of Maganas nipple.

her nudes were leaked lad, just google it

where are the mods?

moderators get paid
janitors dont

>wmma

le anarchist man

>What is his IQ?

The countries with the lowest average IQ scores—Equatorial Guinea, Cameroon, Mozambique, Gabon—have among the highest disease burdens. In contrast, nations with low disease burdens top the IQ list, with Singapore, South Korea, China, Japan, and Italy in the lead.Jul 26, 2010

>inb4 reddit spacing german spergs out

THEY DO IT FOR FREE
HAHAH
>inb4 scatty reports me
i dont care scatty enjoy it

>China
>Low Disease Burden
i don't believe that for a second

>Post yfw Dern misses weight

anyone remember what fight someone had Frankie Edgar in a kneebar for like a minute

Normies react to Ngannou vs Overeem:

youtube.com/watch?v=ByJohsEcfXM

she is never missing weight or nose cartilage

This is my favorite female fighter.

>Pic not named youngannou
You missed out lad

What is the GOAT stand and bang

Not sue what you're getting at

Reminder: Rose Namajunas is the only current champion to never take PEDs.

Best Australian contribution to /heem/ in recent threads

How come you're such an r9ker MasvidalSperg?

and max

based

Who should Karen Montes fight at 125?

oh my god

You have me confused with someone else. I barely post here.

I'm not him but I do not believe this is true. You can be open with us on /heem/ friend

JoJo Calderwood would be a good fight. Could co-main event an FS1 card.

thicc

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I've literally never posted about Masvidal on here in my life, so you must be thinking of someone else.

>ywn have a group of friends with whom you can watch ufc together and yell stupid stuff

>killing

That's a funny way to spell "barely scraping a decision win" against a fighter who is in the wrong weight class.

>both listed as 68 inches tall on ufc.com

>not watching with the /heem/ Voice-chat-assisted Friendship Simulator 2.0
shiggy

>rogan says a woman on twitter is hilarious and one of the funniest people out there
>decide to check her out
>her Twitter is just 90% anti-Trump jokes
comedy is dead.

That pile of human trash is pathetic, but you desperately wanting to be like them is even more pathetic.

lel calderwood acting surprised when she lost, raising her hands like she won after she was a second from getting choked out

and cynthia literally saying to her "i hope i don't get robbed" right before the decision is read

calderwood is SO BAD she has been training for 16 YEARS

>barely scraping a decision win
>30-27 on 2/3 judges score cards

for sure genetically engineered my guy

nothing is stopping you from entering the comedy game bro

Calderwood was fighting in the wrong weight class for years. That's why. Whenever she's fought at 125, she's looked like a killer.

>4-0 in the UFC this year if she beats Carla

I'm not funny though. Just pointing out Rogan has a boner for some Twitter whore because she agrees with him that Trump is literally hitler, not because she's actually funny.

>barely scraping a decision win
>Calderwood was fighting in the wrong weight class for years

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA. nigga can't even hold his point for more than 1 minute after getting BTFO

for sure she looked like a beast against that mom trying to fix her bra the entire fight, who the fuck does muay thai since they were 16 and closes their eyes when they throw punches

FIGHTER OF THE YEAR
IGHTER OF THE YEAR
GHTER OF THE YEAR
HTER OF THE YEAR
TER OF THE YEAR
ER OF THE YEAR
R OF THE YEAR
OF THE YEAR
F THE YEAR
THE YEAR
HE YEAR
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you sound extra butthurt about a woman that's not funny anyway, snowflake.

Rogan just thinks shitty comics are funny because he was/is an unfunny comedian himself.

>/heem/ Voice-chat-assisted Friendship Simulator 2.0
you mean discord?
no one ever invited me into that super secret club
wish more people were into ufc
all my friends are casuals that literally know nothing or very little and just watch knock outs
sad tbqh famalam
someone is mad

Go to bed, Dana.

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This fat Irish fuck is getting loads of pussy of varying quality and basically we're fucking stupid.

No no, I meant the latter part of the statement. You don't just barely post here my guy

>no one ever invited me into that super secret club
discord.gg/4pvdzVa

here m8
I only really go for events, but i think a lot of people are there during the week as well

>I've literally never posted about Masvidal on here in my life
Okay sorry I had you confused with the Masvidal breakdowner, how come you're such an r9ker random bong? MMA is a chad sport

>using snowflake
opinion discarded.

BOOM DA LIGHTS GO OUT IN GEORGIA!

youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6ZEmK3js0

I've literally laughed at Goldie more than Joe in my entire life.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hmvc49JOOg0

>d*scord

ishygddt

>Irish

youtube.com/watch?v=pnqnuNfMlx4

Thats a fightpass prelims on an international card tier fight bud

>Good jahb

You're a cute asian twink? Spicy.

He has enough IQ to get his hands on you amd heem you repeatedly until your IQ drops below his from all the brain trauma

I'm not even memeing. I swear to God I saw a video from about 3 months ago or something where Dana was being interviewed for about 10 minutes by a group of reporters and towards the end someone walked in off camera and he blew a kiss at them and looked all loved up and bashful. You couldn't tell who it was straight away.

I thought, that's weird; was that his wife or something?
Then, 30 seconds later the interviewer or Dana mentions it's Cynthia that just walked in and it all makes sense.

I remember it was uploaded to BT Sport's ufc channel on youtube but I can't remember the specific video. It's mainly Caroline Pearce who is interviewing him.

I'm not making this up. It was at that moment I pretty much knew that Dana was fucking her.

i dont think i would enjoy talking to a bunch of strangers online
wasnt really asking for a link but thanks luigi, i might give it a try