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You mean in which order he'd rather watch his wife suck their nuts dry?
Cameron Anderson
This is the only thread buddeh
Lincoln Turner
me on the right heem on th left
James Johnson
you're in the wrong thread lad
David Scott
the store he bought that sword from was probably so glad they got that thing off their books. where would you even display that?
Caleb Allen
Great job guys
Josiah Long
Mine was made before this one but I can't help if you phillistines have no taste.
I'll also post wherever, whatever and whenever I please, you fat piece of shit.
Landon Evans
it was made before 500 therefor it is void. learn the rules please.
Thomas King
still trying to figure out why there aren't bans for threads before 500. i made one at 497 with news/events and got 3 days and it was the only ban of the year lol.
Asher Gray
Maia vs Niedźwiedź Dern vs Medeiros Novaes vs Morandin Porto vs Dudieva Montenegro vs Jandiroba
Joseph Lee
I got banned for complaining about the jannies deleting a new thread that was posted 1 post early. turns out the janny who deletes the threads is a trip fag and will delet them so he can be OP.
Owen Hernandez
www.indeed.com
Caleb Morris
I've gotten one for that before, pretty shitty desu. Sone dick goes around spamming coprophagia on this board literally 7 days a week and then some janitor bans you 'cause the post count went down after his (literal) shitposts get deleted?
Parker Thompson
I got banned for "replying to myself" even though I was just expanding on the thought from the original post.
Jaxon Jones
You have to look like Max Holloway.
Anthony Campbell
Maia Dern novaes Dudieva Jandiroba
wgaf
Nolan Nelson
think of it this way Sup Forums is like hiring people to be cops without even having to pass a basic background or psych test or go through any level of training you're going to get absolute idiots 100% of the time
Wyatt Jenkins
You mean to tell me people who get paid 0 USD to moderate a website on their free time and take it seriously aren't intelligent. I'm shocked.
Ok lads- I need to see the uncensored still of Maganas nipple.
Dylan Gutierrez
her nudes were leaked lad, just google it
Jaxon Diaz
where are the mods?
Christopher Moore
moderators get paid janitors dont
Thomas Baker
>wmma
Dominic Lee
le anarchist man
Connor Butler
>What is his IQ?
Thomas Lee
The countries with the lowest average IQ scores—Equatorial Guinea, Cameroon, Mozambique, Gabon—have among the highest disease burdens. In contrast, nations with low disease burdens top the IQ list, with Singapore, South Korea, China, Japan, and Italy in the lead.Jul 26, 2010
Leo Torres
>inb4 reddit spacing german spergs out
Carson Davis
THEY DO IT FOR FREE HAHAH >inb4 scatty reports me i dont care scatty enjoy it
Jayden Nelson
>China >Low Disease Burden i don't believe that for a second
Lucas Collins
>Post yfw Dern misses weight
Christian Sanchez
anyone remember what fight someone had Frankie Edgar in a kneebar for like a minute
Reminder: Rose Namajunas is the only current champion to never take PEDs.
Jacob Rodriguez
Best Australian contribution to /heem/ in recent threads
Connor Howard
How come you're such an r9ker MasvidalSperg?
Ryan James
and max
Lincoln Bell
based
Kayden Stewart
Who should Karen Montes fight at 125?
Hudson Evans
oh my god
Kevin Mitchell
You have me confused with someone else. I barely post here.
Grayson Jones
I'm not him but I do not believe this is true. You can be open with us on /heem/ friend
Liam Miller
JoJo Calderwood would be a good fight. Could co-main event an FS1 card.
Logan Watson
thicc
Jose Roberts
...
Levi Perez
I've literally never posted about Masvidal on here in my life, so you must be thinking of someone else.
Oliver Johnson
>ywn have a group of friends with whom you can watch ufc together and yell stupid stuff
Henry Carter
>killing
That's a funny way to spell "barely scraping a decision win" against a fighter who is in the wrong weight class.
Jonathan Smith
>both listed as 68 inches tall on ufc.com
Ryder Gonzalez
>not watching with the /heem/ Voice-chat-assisted Friendship Simulator 2.0 shiggy
Jackson Parker
>rogan says a woman on twitter is hilarious and one of the funniest people out there >decide to check her out >her Twitter is just 90% anti-Trump jokes comedy is dead.
Oliver Hughes
That pile of human trash is pathetic, but you desperately wanting to be like them is even more pathetic.
Daniel Young
lel calderwood acting surprised when she lost, raising her hands like she won after she was a second from getting choked out
and cynthia literally saying to her "i hope i don't get robbed" right before the decision is read
calderwood is SO BAD she has been training for 16 YEARS
Mason Wood
>barely scraping a decision win >30-27 on 2/3 judges score cards
Nathaniel Carter
for sure genetically engineered my guy
Nicholas Peterson
nothing is stopping you from entering the comedy game bro
Alexander Nguyen
Calderwood was fighting in the wrong weight class for years. That's why. Whenever she's fought at 125, she's looked like a killer.
Dominic Perez
>4-0 in the UFC this year if she beats Carla
Jason Torres
I'm not funny though. Just pointing out Rogan has a boner for some Twitter whore because she agrees with him that Trump is literally hitler, not because she's actually funny.
Gabriel Morgan
>barely scraping a decision win >Calderwood was fighting in the wrong weight class for years
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA. nigga can't even hold his point for more than 1 minute after getting BTFO
Brody Adams
for sure she looked like a beast against that mom trying to fix her bra the entire fight, who the fuck does muay thai since they were 16 and closes their eyes when they throw punches
Jaxson Cook
FIGHTER OF THE YEAR IGHTER OF THE YEAR GHTER OF THE YEAR HTER OF THE YEAR TER OF THE YEAR ER OF THE YEAR R OF THE YEAR OF THE YEAR F THE YEAR THE YEAR HE YEAR E YEAR YEAR EAR AR R
Wyatt Barnes
you sound extra butthurt about a woman that's not funny anyway, snowflake.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Rogan just thinks shitty comics are funny because he was/is an unfunny comedian himself.
Luis Ross
>/heem/ Voice-chat-assisted Friendship Simulator 2.0 you mean discord? no one ever invited me into that super secret club wish more people were into ufc all my friends are casuals that literally know nothing or very little and just watch knock outs sad tbqh famalam someone is mad
Thomas Green
Go to bed, Dana.
Joseph Fisher
...
Aaron Parker
This fat Irish fuck is getting loads of pussy of varying quality and basically we're fucking stupid.
Sebastian Lewis
No no, I meant the latter part of the statement. You don't just barely post here my guy
here m8 I only really go for events, but i think a lot of people are there during the week as well
Ayden Jones
>I've literally never posted about Masvidal on here in my life Okay sorry I had you confused with the Masvidal breakdowner, how come you're such an r9ker random bong? MMA is a chad sport
Thats a fightpass prelims on an international card tier fight bud
Hunter Baker
>Good jahb
Jack Walker
You're a cute asian twink? Spicy.
Angel Rogers
He has enough IQ to get his hands on you amd heem you repeatedly until your IQ drops below his from all the brain trauma
Samuel Cox
I'm not even memeing. I swear to God I saw a video from about 3 months ago or something where Dana was being interviewed for about 10 minutes by a group of reporters and towards the end someone walked in off camera and he blew a kiss at them and looked all loved up and bashful. You couldn't tell who it was straight away.
I thought, that's weird; was that his wife or something? Then, 30 seconds later the interviewer or Dana mentions it's Cynthia that just walked in and it all makes sense.
I remember it was uploaded to BT Sport's ufc channel on youtube but I can't remember the specific video. It's mainly Caroline Pearce who is interviewing him.
I'm not making this up. It was at that moment I pretty much knew that Dana was fucking her.
Liam Anderson
i dont think i would enjoy talking to a bunch of strangers online wasnt really asking for a link but thanks luigi, i might give it a try