Remember when Sarah Silverman was good, Sup Forums?

Remember when Sarah Silverman was good, Sup Forums?

How come she's turned from amusing comedienne to obnoxious activist so fast?

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>Remember when Sarah Silverman was good, Sup Forums?
No

Imagine being Michael Sheen in that relationship and having to be all like "damn, Sarah Silverman, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my swinger Hollywood persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Kate Beckinsale in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Michael Sheen and not only sit in that house while Sarah Silverman flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, bad joke after bad joke, while she perfected that comedy routine. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone online tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SARAH SILVERMAN TALKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Rachel McAdams and Kate Beckinsale and later Lily Mo for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wales. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "funny (for that is what she calls herself)" personality, the sense of humor she worked so hard for with kid joke books in the previous decades. And then your PR agent calls for another photo at the red carpet premiere, and you know you could impregnate every single woman in this room before Sarah would leave you, but you stand there and endure, because you're The fucking Sheen. You're not going to lose your future Academy Award over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

She was cute on Mr. Show

Really?

>HOW DARE A CELEBRITY HAVE OPINIONS THAT I DON'T LIKE!
Get a grip, pal.

>good
No.
>amusing
To an extent
>cute
Yes.

I loved her guest appearance in ST:VOY btw.
Not a single "I'm Jewish LOL"-joke and not a single vagina joke either.

In Hollywood, she's an ugly freak but, in real life, she's about a 6. I'd say 7 but I've seen her nude.

no

Funny or not, she's still not an "obnoxious activist" though.

Fridge

>but I've seen her nude
In "Take this Waltz"? Scratch that. She had gained some fifteen to twenty pounds just for that movie.
She looks a bit better in "I Smile Back" but in that one she's also supposed to be a fucking trainwreck. She's not the one for "cute n00d" roles.

Yes.

Is she shitting with her underwear on?

DUDE GROSS LMAO

because she's a Jew

This.

>every time she's been nude on screen, she's looked terrible
>"yeah, but she looks alright in these highly photoshopped magazine pictures"
Okay, yeah, I take back the 6. On closer examination, she's, like, a 4, maybe a low 5.

Juden

Yea she was great in the way of the gun

>Remember when Sarah Silverman was good

so, never?

that's how reptillians shit

daily reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=l1Sa9hXA4mo

Someone link this to her twitter.

youtube.com/watch?v=dh7ZL3twAcs

Sarah doesn't "wipe properly"

>Remember when Sarah Silverman was good, Sup Forums?
I literally cannot. Even when I was 16 and thought anything was funny, I thought she was unfunny. Probably the first time I remember thinking something was extremely unfunny was watching her show.

She seems like someone where you would have to exhort sex out of so you wouldn't gas them.

Like you grab her by the hair and start pulling her in the mud outside to the chambers and she just has this look of desperation. You see her clothes all torn and revealing. It makes blood rush down there while you look at her grovel for her life. She looks up with her eyes full of tears heavily breathing.

"I'll do anything." She says

You bend her over face down into the mud. Rip her clothes off and just fuck her till you cum inside her pussy. After you tell her to run off to the showers to clean herself for next time.

no and go fuck yourself you piece of shit redditor

ALL THE SHARTS ARE HERE

...

>cum inside her pussy

Wew lad

> be woman
> get old and ugly
> suddenly care about feminist issues you never cared about when dudes actually wanted to fuck you years ago

Never seen this phenomenon before, captain. Never!

But I still want to fuck her... :(

She's the kind of girl you fuck casually but by the 10th time it's turned into hatefucking with zero respect and you can't even enjoy it anymore by the 20th, cutting all ties and moving on with your life.

She wasn't even good in Mr. Show and even the most unfunny people on that show were funny

fuck that kike muppet

Another casualty of the mental disease known as leftism.

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SHEENED

Post more pics of her forearm hair please. She's been waxing for a long time now, so it'll have to be old pics.

>the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "funny (for that is what she calls herself)" personality,

I lost it.

FPBP

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