India-Mexico

You will reborn in one of these two countries

which one do you chose?
>India desu

Mexico.

Fuck pooing in the loo

I'm Mexican but I'd rather be born in India just because of Buddhism.

I would achieve such a heightened state of mind that I'd be ok with living in mountains of poo.

Am I girl or a guy?
If guy, India. >Gang Rapes are good for men bad for women.
If girl, Mexico.> Marry neckbeard right back into the USA.

>be Indian
>come to first world country legally

>be Mexican
>have to jump over wall

It sounds crazy but I'd choose Indian desu.

Mexico, and its not even fucking close.

>Mexico, and then immediate suicide as soon as old enough to hold gun

>guns are illegal in Mexico
>impossible to shoot yourself

Even peasants shit in toilets here

Mexico. Poos are too fucking weird.

>If girl, Mexico.> Marry neckbeard right back into the USA.

Hmmm......that gives me an idea......

India because I believe they have more freedom, happiness, and spiritually fulfilling existences on average.

get your self a nice minifridge shaped mexiwfe.

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Hey, it beats dying alone.

Im going to say India.

Sure pooing in non-loo locations is inconvienent and wierd but...

these... corpses had those limbs removed BEFORE they died, not after.

Fucking pussy

lmao, most of those bodies are for people that wanted to deal drugs on the wrong area, nothing but business with the cartels

>people are actually saying india

Can't decide between being poor and loving it, or being half-poor and half-loving it

I could either have so much food I become a fat fuck or barely have shit-covered rice to eat.

I could either have running water and electricity readily available or live in a village cowering in fear of toilet witches.

I could have some problems with drug lords that can be avoided if your not a degenerate fool or be set on fire because a woman got raped so hard she combusted and all the literal shit everywhere became fuel for it and the entire city burned down.

I could have a small chance of being White or be guaranteed to be a sad little shitskin.

Mexico. No contest.