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Pretty sure the IOC doesn't get their news from CNN
The butthurt is astronomical

top lel

gotta give it to the ruskies, they have good bantz

Russia being a sore loser and twisting the truth again.

Maybe you should not cheat if you don't want to get punished for it.

>not per capita rankings
discarded

lmao they just destroyed amerifats with a single pic

this should be a sticky

At least the Russians are somewhat honest about their doping. Most olympic athletes are "medically cleared" to take some form of PEDs.

I wonder how their Chinese masters will react when they see they had Russia at #1 and China at #2

typical yuropoor argument

CHINA NUMBA TO

so... that is... the face... of america....

>le 52% face

what?

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AHAHAHAHA it's funny because it's true

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>niggers in the winter olympics
lmao also they can still compete just not with that flag

kek

>US is clean guys

you heard him yuropoor. this thread is now property of finland

>Russians shown as proud Slavs when their best winter Olympian is Korean

>niggers
>in the snownigger olympics
>russian education

AHHAHAHA

> Olympics
> clean

not every nation sends middle aged women that somehow blow the entire competition out of the water at a strength and endurance event.

Watch icarus and you will see Olympics is just a contest what country has the best doctors and successfully cheating the drug tests

Doesn't Russia have an HIV/AIDS epidemic right now that's second only to Africa? Sharing needless should be something they're really worried about

>Sharing needless

well the joke is that it's actually Americans who are sharing needles
but yeah, when it comes to criticing the West for things related to degeneracy or demography Russia is basically pot calling the kettle black - the country

No offense, but I'm not sure if you are in any position to make fun about HIV prevalence, Ameribro....

>le 51% face country has the same aids rates as niger
lmao kinda fitting

Poland shame of V4
I wonder whether pic related is responsible for most of that

Most HIV rates come from San Francisco and California thanks faggots. It’s alright. Aids kill fags.

Nope, Washington D.C. has the highest HIV rate in your country, followed by Georgia, Louisiana, Maryland and Nevada.

Vermont, Montana and New Hampshire have the lowest rates.

No they are clean its just that they get some special "medicals" who happen to contain forbidden substances that make you better but thats only because of their unknown "illnesses" or they just dont get tested at all because organizations in USA give the "guarantee" to the Olympic committee that they are "clean".

BUT WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON

>snow nigger doesnt even know what countries are in his continent
toplel

If gay sex was highly correlated with aids then Brazil would be dark red.

Actually, gays in general do have a higher risk of contracting HIV/Aids, but gays are also usually only like 5% of the population at most, so they aren't really able to completely influence a whole nation's HIV rate by themselves.

I wonder what all these states have in common

Freedom

Only 83% of Brazil is declared heterosexual according to a research by the local statistics gov body. This is likely lowballed by the fags who think fucking trannies is not gay.

Why is it always the South dragging the rest of the US down?

>Only 83% of Brazil is declared heterosexual

Are you serious?

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nice helmet

Brazil HIV treatment programs are unironically good.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation#Brazil

It is not correlated because of this The only thing the gov did well besides collecting taxes is lowering aids

>In an Ibope survey with a sample of 2,363 Brazilian Internet users weighted for national representativity, 83% declared themselves heterosexual, 7% homosexual, 5% bisexual, 1% other, and 4% refused to disclose their orientation.
>Twice as many male internet users as females identified as gay or bisexual (16% vs. 8%). People aged 18–29 were the most likely to identify as non-heterosexual (15%) followed by those aged 30–49 (10%); only 5% of the population aged 50 or more consider themselves gay or bisexual. Among non-heterosexuals, 42% said they had no religion, compared to 13% of the heterosexual population.

I'm a bit skeptical about internet surveys desu

You can scroll down for an in person survey in the capitals done by an university

Holy fuck

someone please shop the 56 face man

>How come we don't get to use our steroids if they get to use people born and raised over multiple generations in their nation?
Amazing.

>NHL players not allowed to go to the Olympics
>Russia banned from the Olympics
How much of a memefest will Olympic hockey be?

>black people
>winter sports

Nice try, OP

The comic that made me renounce my citizenship

now lets see them do the same shit to china, usa, germany etc. yeah right. fuck russia but fuck the rest of you cunts too.

what nationality are you now?

>"russia are engaged in systematic cheating and doping, the likes of which has never been seen before"
>came 4th
Hmmmm...

Also, is there any country more obviously doping than the UK? Their government were pretty transparent intention to improve results ahead of 2012 for the sake of national pride. Farah, Wiggins and pretty much all of their "medal factory" in indoor cycling have been exposed already. Was pretty funny when they were booing Gatlin earlier this year in London and then cheering for Farah later the same day.

Obviously the US and China are doping too, but they're far better at covering it up.

Probably German since you seem to accept anyone who shows up

HOW WILL THE GOY EVER RECOVER

>finnish """""" education """"""

well, you need to live and work here legally for 8 years before being eligible for citizenship

but beware, we don't like shooting each other all that much, obese people are generally looked down upon, real football is our national sport, 9 out of 10 people here are white, we do enjoy universal healthcare and are not so keen on accumulating debts and mortgages, so these are some of the cultural shocks you might experience over here

>Also, is there any country more obviously doping than the UK?
amerifats, all their best athletes and medallists happen to have asthma or adhd and need lifelong TUEs for amphetamines or steroids

Blacks and the Whites who were too lazy to do their own farming so they brought the blacks in to do it for them.

It's seriously painful to think about how perfect this country would be without the South.

Yeah and old school new England Republicans will dominate our politics and not retarded southern democrats and then southern Republicans

blacks account for over 60% of all new HIV/AIDS cases despite being only 13% of the population

F for Romario ;.;

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what kind of media is "WADA"?

>9 out 10 are white

>Islam cures AIDS
Really makes me think...

It's true you know.
We are around 90% white, 6% brown, 1% black, 1% yellow and the rest is mixed or some unidentifiable meme ethnicity.

Every country has gays.
That's like when american say "Well akhtually if you take the blacks out of violence statistics then..." as if we didnt have low-low minorities boosting the stats aswell

damn that's pretty bad lol

>Breaking News: U.S. President Donald Trump officially recognizes Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. Orders U.S. embassy to move from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.

literally the most pro-jewish US president in history
how will Sup Forums survive this?

>Black people
>Winter Olympics

I still find the cartoon to be hilarious though.

>Russia being this rectumChernobyl'd at being a 9th world shitpit with no winter olympics slot

jej. Perhaps, it's just the fucking winter olympics, why are they taking it this seriously?

went on Wikipedia to check the number of blacks in France and found this:

"Racial and ethnic censuses have been banned by the French government since 1978, since the term "race" in France invokes associations with Nazi Germany."

Hoooooooly shit your country is cucked. Make sure you take in more migrants goyim!

Kek, RUssia completely obliterated amerisharts with a single picture, Kudos.

but estimates run in the 3.5-7% range. Considering the 13% of Americans committing 50% of the aggravated assaults, that's a pretty big difference.

their whole country is one big cheat

you have to go back faggot

literally 90% of athletes uses drugs and roids in the olympics

"completely obliterated". yeah after being banned and humiliated for the whole world to see, that's their "obliterating" response. how will we ever recover, lmao. you should the level of butthurt in the russian media.

>this damage control that isn't even remotely true

SF is 49 square miles how the fuck would that be possible?

Top fucking kek, this is gold.

What's with Americans shilling for Russia? I get that the USA is cucked in some regards but shilling for another nation, particularly a hostile one is pretty pathetic as well.

t. Never left his bedroom suburb in his flyover state

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Hey guise, I watched this totally dope documentary on Netflix, and it like, really shows the way things in Russia really are, all the red backgrounds and the "backwards R's" show that the people who made the documentary, like, totally get Russia.
Like, it's really insightful.

Just look at this picture where a bunch of Americans are running past the Russian embassy with what totally looks like Russian uniforms, and like, the hammer is replaced with a syringe, which is like, really clever

Good thing that there are people like these to show us the truth

Why Russia has so much propaganda that make other rich countries look bad

>get a Russian shill elected in Murica
>still bitch about them
Post Soviet Russia is quite pathetic.

The hostility isn't that simple actually. They are openly hostile against the West while secretly admiring them. Given how contrarian 4chains is, having some Burgers shill for Russia isn't shocking either.

wtf man

>rissia gets banned because of amerifat presdure
>amerifats already have their propaganda ready
lmao reminds me of that hilarious fanfiction about flight 9/11 with passengers fighting terrorists and shiet

But only Russian officials retarded enough to leak too early. :^)

Why Nevada? Vegas hookers?

>Hoooooooly shit your country is cucked. Make sure you take in more migrants goyim!
Amerimutt discovering that an ice cream is cold.

Heroin use