Why would you need a scythe in space?

Why would you need a scythe in space?

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TO DESTROY US ALL

SPACE WHEAT

To become the grim reaper

To harvest the dead

To escort the souls of the dead to the afterlife. You the Grim Reaper is going to travel however billions of miles to do it himself?

Why did they have flamethrowers on the prometheus

No one touches the wheat.

I want to fug her so hard. Especially with red hair like that.

The Grim Wheater

I looked through the documents, it's literally nothing. Huh, I wonder what all the hype was about. Pretty much useless stuff.

the real question is why they brought women

Cause they needed someone feminine but you were unavailable

Because Weyland want aliens to fuck them to produce bioweapons for his corporation

WHEAT NIGGA

I thought he wanted not to die.

I Like a good pun

Because their ultimate goal was to create space meat

Covenant takes place after Prometheus. so Weyland is dead RIP. it's just his corporation's stakeholders now who are turning the direction towards weapons R&D, paving the way for Alien 1 to occur after that

Why did the forget to bring their medical crystals, for the crystal treatmnet

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The Aliens never stop singing while harvesting wheat.

To bring some comfort to us all

I've gotta knock some points off for the poor photoshop, but the audacious premise gives it standout appeal in today's stagnant market.

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