/heem/ - nearly xmas edition

Max champ
Tony champ
Tyron champ
Robert champ

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300 posts early

end yourself

Schaub

thank god, i liked this thread

all the nerds will be mad to wake up and find out this is the thread, like when they woke up and found out bisping got gadooshed again

Go Vegan

already loving this thread lads

reminder

What are your Christmas plans?

drink a bottle of vodka alone and stare at the pill bottle, favorite female fighter?

This thread sucks

Fuck you!

Are you booing me!?

Reminder, Ngannou didn't win the fight, but Overeem lost it.

WHERES YOUR KID AT?

MAKE A BEAT TO IT
*bangs table*

Nah fuck you leather man

Thiccenkzie should make a video giving herself an enema so she can make weight, I think this would be good for the fans

Any Magana fans in the house?

Hello Ms. Magana, I'd really like to see inside your butt haha

She's a cute sort of trailer trash, I'd let her sit on my face

what if she farted haha

What's your malfunction, bud?

good posts

hello fellow mma connoisseurs

Gay guard moose assy

>i-im a yuge Gegard Mousasi fan
>we're going to get a deal done.
>Trust me!

STIOPIC

can I get an invite to the heem discord?

Did anyone listen to Joe's MMA podcast today with Justin Wren?

youtube.com/watch?v=tk2jKc2U2Z0

imagine being so shook by not having a dad that u abduct boys and haul them to UFC events

just imagine that faam

why would I do that

Because it's two white men having a nice dignified conversation like white men.

Yeah but it's also a literal retard stoner talking with some redditor literal who

Does Joey really can't remember any of the fighters names?

this

Bryan was terrified of the fact that he enjoyed it.

>jokingly fingering another man in his ass

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DELET

wow this guy is a total FAG

Rose stronk

youtu.be/KaYEFHcnUIg

Hate these guys as much as you want but this shit is legit hilarious

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Can you post Schaub homosexual .jpg

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Why even have "MMA show" when it's basically the same chit chat as JRE?

"I never JACKED a guy off"

Thanks bud, that's a fine picture

cuase his stoned ass needs more time to talk about head trauma and weight cutting

How would Brock do against Ngannou?

If u think fingering your BFF is gay, I don't want to be your friend

Ngannou really should have fought Werdum or Hunt. It know it's a shame that Cain is injured and JDS is suspended, but Overeem was literally the easiest target.

Even Stefan Struve had a better chance at beating Ngannou than Overeem.

>Reem loses and all of a sudden hes the worst
love this meme

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EVERYONE has been saying this all along.

Hunt can take a hit or two, he's shorter (which works better in this fight) and punches hard.
Werdum always has a trick up his sleeve, could have taken him to the ground submitted him.
JDS would probably have been competitive. JDS might even have got lucky like he did against Cain.

Any of these people would have made a good match. But no, Dana goes for the worst match up in history - the strongest punch vs the glassiest chin.

>rousey finalizing deal with WWE

What did she meme by this?

>What did she meme by this?
Probably something along the lines of
>I was never even good and was pretty much a can crusher for years and got BTFO as soon as my division got any kind of competition

they tried to do JDS and it fell through, Reem was ranked #1 at the time and he got G-G-G-GADOOSHED

LMAO if it wasn't for that matt hamil fight jon jones would have the longest win streak in UFC history and if it wasn't for that the shit that happened outside the sport he'd have the longest title reign and defenses in UFC history also

My point is that even though Overeem is ranked #1 contender, just because Ngannou beat him, doesn't mean he should instantly get pushed to #1 spot. ESPECIALLY because it was a terrible match up. It's like putting the best BJJ artist with the guy who has the worst TD defence. It's obvious how the game ends, it's boring for the viewers, and it should hardly affect rankings.

Too bad he's a roiding cheater

He's so gay

So where should ngannou be ranked Fedora boy?

Good morning heem

Hope you've had your steaks and trained in your gi. August bless this thread

I think T-City might have picked a hater too big for him. Will Lukas stop posting when T-City is exposed?

Will you stop friend simulating?

I'm gonna heem each and every here

What does this body language signify?

bullet 125 champ when??

Imagine getting gaDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHed

It is a beast my man, one hunnert persend

Will Tiger follow in his father's footsteps and get heemed a bunch until he gets cte and then get a free ride from his bald stoner """comedian""" friend?

Second crack at the title after PVZ

Never forget.

Toger won't make it out of infancy

Very soon my guy.

When does Gooby get stripped ?

Do you know Brendan shuabs firm stance on peaches my man?

Of course, as a big fan of Bungo Splob I know that he is not a big fan of peaches until he finds out that Joe Rogan likes peaches, therefore making peaches, in Bumbo's eyes, a beast

SOON.

Bless.

Every flag should have at least one valposter

>That picture
This is genuinely fucking terrifying, who draws this shit?

If only there were some sort of clue on the picture.
If only, for example there were a name in the bottom right hand corner
Ah well, guess it stays a mystery forever.

It signifies she's a stupid quasi-Peruvian cunt who has boring fights and then acts like she can't believe she didn't get the nod.

what weight class would he compete in?

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THE TIME IS NOW
GO BIG
UNSTOPPABLE

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