HuffPo: "Emma Watson Oils Her Pubes And Isn’t Afraid To Talk About It"

Emma Watson devotes her care to many causes, including the hair down there.

The red carpet stunner recently shared her beauty routine with Into the Gloss, revealing one very curious product as a go-to.

“...I use Fur Oil,” Watson told Into the Gloss. “I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair. It’s an amazing all-purpose product.”

Fur Oil is an all-natural blend of grape seed, jojoba, tea tree and clary sage seed oils that claims to soften pubes and banish ingrown hairs. Users say it “softens hair instantly” and recommend daily use for best results, though of course you don’t have to do anything at all to your pubic hair ― the choice is yours! The concoction was included in Goop’s holiday gift guide and retails at $39 a bottle, or roughly a six-month supply.

Old-school beauty pros recommend banishing ingrown hairs by using a moisturizing shave cream and sharp razor while shaving, then applying aloe vera or coconut oil as a follow-up.

But hey, whatever floats your boat!

huffingtonpost.com/entry/emma-watson-pubic-hair_us_58bd9a0be4b033be14670e3d

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Now I'm going to get some fur oil to use as lube when I fap. Thanks Emma!

>tfw I'll never have a wet greasy mouth like I just got done eating fried chicken after spending 45 minutes slathering my tongue around Emmas pussy

Yet she waxes her arms.

>Emma Watson's pubic hair thread
>inb4 300 replies

Your new jennifer lawrence everyone

How nice of her, I hate rough wiry pubes in my teeth.

>Goop

Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Rocks online store?

breh...

FUCKING BUMP

Wow, $39.99 for a bottle of Fur Oil? What a deal! And you say it's a six month supply of Fur Oil too? So I'd only need to pay $80, plus tax, for a year's worth supply of Fur Oil? You're practically giving Fur Oil away at that price.

>be interviewing Emma Watson
>the topic is red carpet beauty tips
>she starts talking about oils and makeup
>she robotically turns to the camera and starts shilling some shitty oil product

>Emma Watson Oils Her Pubes
>red carpet stunner

...

Emma has a red carpet?

n-nani?

Would this make her pussy taste better?

HOL UP HOL UP is she dat chick dat be talking shit bout bey bey ben a thot

She has the most elite foot game of any artist of her age. Her feet are practically little girl pristine, it's legitimately impressive.

SO BRAVE SO POWERFUL

TAKE THAT MEN

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only one way to find out

>$39.00 a bottle

privilege

What the fuck is wrong with your people?

What the fuck is wrong with Emma?

What the fuck is wrong with everyone in the world today?

>would rather talk about her pubes than her career

kek

she knows her audience

What?

can someone please explain foot fetishism to me

>2017
>having pubic hair

Get this fucking cave-dweller out of here.

nah, best emma still has her beat
>ywn be her sweat-soaked sandal, crushed by her sole

>to my pubic hair
she isnt fully shaven :(((

Smaller feet are objectively prettier on women.

But does she have a big bush?

Of course, she's a feminist. Waxing is Patriarchy.

She trims. There's an upskirt pic

can confirm

>pubic hair fetsih
>on no fap
>this thread

Someone better post some carpet right now

>ywn feel Emma's soft dainty pubic hair on your face while you eat her out
;_; jdimsatbh

>She trims. There's an upskirt pic
i know, but come on... fully shaven is best

Search "Hand Expression" on youtube.

come on guys, if you want to see her naked, go for the old "butt sex is empowering for women" or "i'm an independent, liberated woman, i can show my pussy whenever i want" meme, like that "piss your pants against rape" shit.

3rd wave feminist eat that shit right up.

>thread about Emma's pubes

naisu.

thank god for the free press

Really Schrodinger's my cat

It's BLACKED, isn't it.

>I like prepubescent girls, please help me

If you're a pedophile.

This only serves to cement Watson's status as worst Emma.

>AYYOO.. so the PATRIARCHY
*dates chad thundercuck*
>all this opression and objectification
*shows tits in porno magazine*
>GENDER PAYGAP IS KILLING SOCIETY
*hides 10 million in Panama*

What did she mean by this?

there are different types of foot fetishests. Personally I'm on the femdom side of it. Basically, feet stink and you don't want to lick them. So being forced to smell/lick feet by an attractive woman is an act of her dominating you, which is hot because femdom is hot

there are other foot fetishests who aren't into femdom though, they're just weird I guess

for 6 months. you can't pay like $6.70/mo for something?

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i will never understand this.

>mature genitals and child genitals look the same

Some day you'll have sex, user.

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Retarded pedopanicker. SAD!

how do you know what child genitals look like?

>you will never kiss her neck and arms, and breasts, and tummy, and the belly button, and inner thighs, and smell her womanly scent, as you lay your head gently on her pubes being in heaven

Please shoot my head while I sleep

>womanly
she looks like a boy user, and she smells like one too.

>thundercuck
>not thundercock

>Emma Watson being a hypocrite about gender issues
Is this the same Emma Watson who gave a speech pretending to care about men, and then used the speech to promote a "HeForShe" campaign that's based on the idea that men have all the privilege in the world and women are the only ones who need any help or support?

Chronologically in the wrong order

>not wanting a woman to savagely beat your testicles before raping you with a 12" strapon and finally taking a dump in your mouth
what are you, gay?

>Her feet are practically little girl pristine
What did you imply by this

Probably. She's not alone.

Go check out things for Mother's Day v Father's Day.

>mall display on MD: remember to tell mom you love her and buy her gifts
>mall display on FD: remember to tell dad not to hit mommy and donate to you local APH in his name

Blacked isn't expensive, they offer many cheap options

That little girls have really cute, unsoiled feet.

Imagine to be her pusy slave and to put fur oil on her pubic hair and rub it to check if it's soft enough and to live happy that her pusy controls your life.

Wow

Kif, order 10 gallons of fur oil!

This is now a "hypocritical celebrity feminist" thread
>pic-related

no, full bush is best

next you'll tell me you aren't into BRRAAAAPPing. Normies are so uptight

>Shaving hair is literally pedophilia

Nasty fucking landwhale with hairy monkey legs and a piss stained crotch-forest

Kys

Stop bullying Emma! You'll make her spend an entire day under "duvet" again!

Tomorrow is International Women's Day. For International Men's Day, the UN used it as an opportunity to shill their bullshit HeForShe campaign (same one that Emma shills for).
So basically
>mall display on FD: remember to tell dad not to hit mommy and donate to you local APH in his name
this, but IMD instead of FD

looks like the dog that rorschach kills in watchmen

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSS*
(that's the sound of a queef from emma's oiled up pucci):^)

imagine a big budget giantess foot porno with set pieces and costumes from the harry potter movies.

>set in harry potter 3/4 time
>hermoine's in laying in bed awake in the gryffindor girls dormitory
>earlier that night, she had been in the forbidden section in the library reading forbidden spells
>user, cuckboy supreme, tries to sneak into the girls dormitory to steal some of hermoine's well-worn socks
>she sees him, panics, gets mad, then immediately casts a forbidden spell without thinking about it
>a puff of smoke, spell has made him 5 inches tall and durable
>she doesn't know what to do with him
>she can't tell anyone because she's a nerd and doesn't want to get in trouble
>only place to hide in is underfoot
>he spends the next few years always inside her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on thousands of times per day until she graduates
he'd be her footslave/insole/human dildo forever. you could do thousands of videos in this scenario.

>mfw

Seriously, they are BREATHTAKING.

>tiny toenails

Ugh.

me on the bottom, inside of her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on repeatedly by her sexy foot, because i was a horny gryffindor student who tried to sneak into the girl's dormitory.

She's steadily saying more and more ridiculous things to stay relevant. This is going to end so, so well.

MOAR

>hermoine, what do you MEAN you've kept a small man in your shoe for 5 years?? are you telling me that you've been STOMPING on him the entire time we've been grocery shopping?
>you're acting absurd. it's perfectly fine, and besides, i did what i had to do. see? you can see him down there, he's just fine. and yes, i step on him all day long. he's grown to love it, you see? look at him squirm, he wants my foot! as i walk, he kisses my foot. he didn't used to, but after so many years, he's begun to worship my foot. he needs it, don't you understand? this is how he must live now. you mustn't tell anyone, this is what he was born to be.

Soon she'll come out as bisexual, but never be seen dating a girl.

I would ask her out if I ever saw her IRL

Whats the worst that could happen?

The world belongs to the brave

Ew. What the Heck? That's disgusting. Why would anyone oil their public hair? What's the point? Oil? Any health benefit doesn't matter. It's your pubes. That's so stupid. That's like rubbing vaseline on your asshole before you use the toilet because gurus or scientists say it will save your butt skin.

PLS DON STOP

>It's a "The left is eating itself" episode

>tfw went to brown at the same time as her
>tfw had an english class with her
>tfw she only showed up to half the classes
>tfw she came across as a basic bitch during disucssion
>tfw she had never heard of philip roth b4
>tfw she dropped her books one day when class was over and everyone was getting ready to leave
>tfw i knew this was my chance to swoop in
>tfw fucking chad got there first
>tfw she was giving chad the "fuck me" eyes for the entire duration of the next class
>tfw they most assuredly boned
>tfw it could've been me
JDIMSA

>Hermione will never use her wand to shrink you down and force you to worship her gigantic feet and occasionally serving as her buttplug as punishment for being a filthy white male
why live?

So, when do you graduate middle school?

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I heard that everybody called her "Hermione" at Brown and that this really annoyed her.
Can you verify?

I heard it was that every time she got a question right people would shout TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR

Yes, although you could tell she didn't mind when her small circle of rich bitch friends did it jokingly.
Almost never saw her on campus, but I did notice her eating in the same restaurant I was in on Thayer Street one time.

Rest assured even if you picked up her books the resulting interaction would have been so awkward that she wouldn't have let you beat her oil box.

You're on Sup Forums after all

feet are great
not much else to say

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING CHAD GETS BORN INTO UPPER CLASS FAMILY, DADDY USES CONNECTION AND MONEY TO GET HIM INTO IVY LEAGUE. DOES CHAD STUFF AND BUMPS INTO EMMA AND FUCKS HER SILLY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>implying emma watson is really female

Trannies love to talk about 'womens issues' to mock real women. Just look at the Trans-Monsters fronting Feminism.

>best Emma wins an oscar
>meh Emma gets BLACKED
>pleb Emma starring in shit remake of an otherwise great Disney film

Truly, we have become The Best Timeline