"Make sure we are getting Besiktas and Barca is getting Bayern"

"Make sure we are getting Besiktas and Barca is getting Bayern"
"But senor, you can't just rig the draw every year"
"What did you say?"
"N-nothing senor, perdoneme"
"Then we understand each other" *click*

"Hello?"
"It's Florentino again"
"What is it this time?"
"Remember to make Barcelona play Alaves for Copa del Rey the same week we play them in league"
"but Floren-"
*click*

Hello, amigo. How are you? Come to Besiktas.

they're actually playing celta de vigo

You mean Celta Vigo?
Amerimutt can’t even get his own conspiracies right.

Guess who plays Celta de Viga in liga the same week you fucking dumbshit virgin poorfags

That’s what I was saying you sperglord.

BONGS btfo

Getting Celta is a pretty awful team to get in cup competitions. Nearly took out United in last years EL semis (also why Guidetti hasn't been heard from since)

Holy shit you're right lol
>Barca get a solid cup team in the Copa del Rey
>Real Madrid gets the same team 4 days later after playing FC Paella with their T squad
I will never understand why people even try to say that Barca cheats as much as Madrid, it's blatantly there year after year yet "that one game against Chelsea" is apparently as bad as decades of actual rigging and falsifying (even though Barca literally got the same "treatment" against them when they played Inter a year later). Not to mention every Madridfag on here is a disgusting weeb.

You allready know this is happening sp

>tfw Besiktas gets Real Madrid
>tfw get Livershit

Keep laughing Porco faggot. Benfica shall rise and take over the league while you get to enjoy Liverpoo raping you 7-0

Kek

> Benfica shall rise
That's not what (((Béla Guttmann))) said.

seek help

>implying the CL draws haven't been rigged to favour a Barcelona-Real Madrid final since at least 2012

Both teams always get the easiest path, they never face each other and they always play the second semifinal at home. FFS they even implemented a draw for the semifinals after they faced each other in 2011 and they got Bayern/Dortmund, both teams got to play the second leg in Spain but UEFA's masterplan got ruined because they both choked

it's amateurish that winning the groups gives you only one perk: home advantage for the 1/8th. bullshit, it should go all the way to the semis. keep the draws, just let the team that had a better group stage performance have the 2nd leg home.

Top fucking kek

Real Madrid are a money-making puppet for UEFA and will always push them to get the easiest draws. The only exception was last year, because they couldn't rig it since Cristiano was worse than a Batistuta trying to come out of retirement today with 2 broken legs. But somehow he woke up and scored in 4 games or so, now they'll give him the ballon d'or to promote their brand in the Eiffel Tower. Is the award for the best player in 12 months or is it for the best player in 5 games? is it even for the best player? You know Modric or Marcelo were better the entire way through, or even Ramos who gave them the league title and CL for the first time in almost 60 years.

Does anyone take Halals 2016 champions league win seriously? They had the easiest path to the final I've ever seen. It could not be more obvious they rigged the draw in their favor. It's the same shit every year with last year being the only exception. At this point you have to be retarded to think they're just being lucky.

After the sheer amount of offside goals *cough* the 3 that knocked out Bayern *cough* hell fucking no. Honestly compare that to chelsea-barca 09.

On the other hand Chelsea is fucked because they're getting Barca or PSG while halal get fucking besiktas.

nobody does, even halalfags here are ashamed of it and pretend it didn't happen
>lmao at those ''''''''''''''''''''lucky draws''''''''''''''''''''
>he-heh y-yes it was a bit strange...
>'''''''''''''''''''strange'''''''''''''''' lmao
>p-pls don't bully... oh I-I have to go back to the mosque to pray, bye
everytime you talk about it

>benfica rising
Hahahahahaha

fucking kek