ARUBA
ARUBA
JAMAICA
BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
BERMUDA
BAHAMA
COME ON JON STAMOS
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>mfw Brian fucks with the formula
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All the best rappers be white, yo
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I saw Brian Wilson live a few years back. Nigga spent half the time checking his watch.
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A NUMALE
>Over and over the crow flies uncover the cornfield...
BABY MAMA
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EVERYBODY'S GONE SURFIN
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Imagine being Mike Love in the Pet Sounds recording sessions and having to be all like "damn, Brian, you fuckin' brilliant, all profound with your pretentious songwriting and horrific cringe-worthy lyrics. I would totally jam this track out with you, both in the studio and in a live show" when all he really wants to do is compose surf rock about babes in your home. Like seriously imagine having to be Mike and not only sit in that chair while Brian sings his disgusting druggy lyrics in front of you, the favorable production barely concealing his high pitch whiny voice, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that song. Not only having to tolerate his fat, boy-like visage but his shy attitude as visitors in the studio tells him he's THE MOST TALENTED SONGWRITER OF ALL TIME and DAMN, BRIAN WILSON WRITES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his beady fucking aspie face belt out shitty lyrics you didn't even know could be put on paper before that day. You've been creating nothing but a healthy string of surf pop hits with your bandmates and later legal defendant for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suburbs in Inglewood. You've never even heard anything this fucking artsy fartsy before, and now you swear you can see the sweat that's breaking out on his punchable autistic face as he begins to spew out another verse, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and work with his "provocative (for that is what he calls the song)" masterpiece, the masterpiece he worked so hard for with Wrecking Crew in the previous months. And then the manager calls for another take, and you know you could out-sue every single person in this room before your lawyers could ask for a pay raise, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mike Love. You're not going to lose your continuing musical career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>i've never been on full house
just recently found out this nigga and kevin love are related
This would be better if it's Smile and not Pet Sounds
VEGE-TA-BLEEEEEEES
>Mike in the front
>Brian hiding in the back
Yep.
THAT'S NOT ME
fake and gay.
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Daily reminder that childhood is idolizing Brian Wilson
Adulthood is realizing that without Mike Love The Beach Boys would nobodies
Abatab
HE ATE ALL OF MY CORN
GET ME THE BELT BRIAN
>ywn be as alpha as based Mike
why even live
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
YOU FUCKING DYKE
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YOU DIDNT THINK
YOU'RE KILLING YOUR MOTHER
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>"I'd really be into language, for instance, Spanish or liberal arts, specifically ancient poetry like Chaucer."
>Chaucer
>ancient
Is he literary retarded?
>And one of the greatest things that interested me was that he (the Maharishi) said 'You don't have to give up your Rolls Royce...and forsake all your pursuits of material pleasures...to develop innerspiritual qualities'. That sounded real good to me.
H E Y N O W
tfw Vic Berger will never go back to the good old days of only Chubby Checker and Mike Love vines.
>I was aware that Brian was beginning to experiment with LSD and other psychedelics ... The prevailing drug jargon at the time had it that doses of LSD would shatter your ego, as if that were a positive thing ... I wasn't interested in taking acid or getting rid of my ego.
Just a reminder
that was the saddest thing I've ever read...