What's your favorite Arnold one-liner?

What's your favorite Arnold one-liner?

>Stick around.

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>Wrong.

>stay put

Incorrect

"See you at the party, Richter."

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you should not drink and bake

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"I lied."

>I'm the party-poopah

Correct answer:

>You're fired.

"Farck you, arshole"

"Cool off"

"Hello"

>let off some steam, Bennett


The GOAT

Remember when I said I'd kill you first. I lied.

"get youare ass to Mars"

>Let off some steam, Bennett

C R O M

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REMEMBER WHEN I SAID ID KILL YOU LAST..... I LIED

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

>Uh, he had to split

>What a hothead

The Running Man probably has the most Arnie oneliners per minute. I have a theory that a bunch of writers just sat in a room coming up for corny quips for Arnie to say and then only afterwards did they decide to make a script stringing them together.

anyone have that Caityln you son of a bitch
pic

saw it posted here a week ago

it's not a tumour

winner

>SCREW YEW

fpbp

honorable mention

GET TO THE CHOPPAAH!

YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL QUAID? IT IS!

>You should not Drink AND Bake

is true lies the comfiest arnold movie?

its hard to choose

Have you read the book? I'm wondering if Stephen King was actually that much of a quipsman.

I have and no.

There are virtually no one liners in the book.

Also COCANIUM

>HEY BENNY

DILLON

How would you spell out Arnold's grunts and groans?

SUB-ZERO. NOW... PLAIN ZERO.

This is my favorite though.

...

ICE to meet you.

>Consider that a divorce
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>HEY LIGHTHEAD, HEY CHRISMUSS TREE
>HELLO CUTIEPIE
>ONE OF US IS DEEP TROUBLE
>IT'S SHOWTIME
>GIVE YOU A LIFT?

And that's what I remember off the top of my head

This is the best because of the build up and delivering.

A true patrician.

>You think this is the real Quaid? Hahahaha... it is!

Let's kick some ice

Based Jake with the best one.

>You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here Houser
>Look who's talking

y-you too

>you want to be a farmer?
>here's a couple of acres

This.

Also "he'll live" and "you're fired"

IT'S TURBO TIME

Hey Benny! SKREUW YUU~!

>iced that guy
>cone a phrase

Hello, cutiepie! One of us is in deeep trouble!

Also:

That hit spot!

Considah this a divorce

This.

>Don't move

That's the best one

Oh fuck this one too

"Excuse me, don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."

"You are terminated!"

You want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, huh? You're a FUCKING CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!

>Cara trying too hard
>Nigger having no idea what to say
>Jake being effortlessly awesome

Honestly why do women and blacks even exist?

End of Days is so underrated it hurts. Arnold actually does some solid acting and Gabriel Byrne is a 10/10 devil.

You're luggage.

Also,
You've been erased.

Listen, will you do this right? Clean? Like a cop in the 20th century, not some samurai warrior? We're gonna nail this guy. And when we get done... we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chicks!

But, Arnold isn't in that movie...

>You are one ugly muthafucka
>C'mahn don't bullshit me
>I am not shitting you
>I eat Green Berets for breakfast
>Stop whining! You kids are soft, you lack discipline!

>YOU BLEW MAI COVAH!!

Remember that time Arnold farted, and people died?

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YOU LIE & What the FUCCKKK did I do wrong?

>UP AND AT DEM!

>I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.

>relax, youll live longer

>don't disturb my friend - he's dead tired

>Era of charismatic muscular in a non fucked-up nasty way Europeans playing in American movies using one-liners as quips will never come back

This man is such a national treasure that he could probably kill somebody in middle of the street and he would still get away with it.

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THE BEST

This

Movie genuinely disturbed me when I was younger too. I remember Arnold eating a pizza off the floor and the devil pissing on a car to make it explode

Fuck. I should rewatch that shit

To be or not to be

Not to be

Also, Satan's true form at the end was legit Nightmare Fuel.

Just look at this fucking thing...

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Dillon, you sunababitch!!!

This here is my nigga.

>kills aligator
You're luggage.

Everything in Commando

True patrician taste

>Niggers and kikes should be hung, let's start the war. White power!

That villains goat eyes freaked me the fuck out.

And he wasn't even in on his A-game performance
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What an actor!

"Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."