You will need it Eragon

>You will need it Eragon

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Fuck you for reminding me

Never seen this. But are you remarking on this flatly being a Star Wars ripoff?

What's Eragon's tax policy?

It wasn't sw. Morzan wasn't his father after all.
I was obsessed with the book in 2004. Movie is pure shit and I never even read the last part.

The only thing I remember being cool about this series, as books anyway, was the way the magic worked during a big battle where the sorcerer's kept draining each others stamina and they had to balance how they used it so behind the scenes of the swordfighting there was this mental magical seesaw that kept swinging back and forth

>TFW you didn't read any of Harry Potter books, because you considered it a pleb-tier series, and instead gone full autismo re-reading first book about Eragon

Yeah books were cool asf when you were a kid.

Even though the large parts were typical heroes journey trope it was still fun and sometimes quite comfy.

>tfw no talking dragon friend

I forgot Jeremy Irons was in this movie, wasn't this movie awful?

It was. They made it extremely boring, even for the fanbase. Should have made it about human-dragon connection, but instead dragon grows up instantly in her first flight or some bullshit like that.

>tfw will never befriend a dragon as he/she grows up and eventually tag team him with your best buddy and his dragon
>will never have to show him what your friends meant by fapping
>will never have to physically fap him because of dangerous claws and fall in love
worst timeline

Do you write "How to train your dragon" fanfiction for a living?

>wasn't this movie awful?

>fairly large book
>barely 100 minute movie
>chop the ending off

That's how it starts...the fever...the rage...

>tfw I liked this movie and no one else did

For being such a good actor, why does it seem 95% of what Jeremy Irons gets cast in is abject garbage

These books were so fucking comfy when I was a kid, I didn't read Harry Potter, just Eragon. But the movie pretty much killed my spirit and the fact that the kid was milking out the last book. I think I read up to the third book

Pol would hate this universe
>Promotion of veganism because "animal have feelings too"
>POC human female as the queen of the dwarfs

>eragon didnt end up with the elf
>fly away to some fuck all desert to hatch new dragons or some shit
still kinda mad

He's a danger to those who work with him. Producers don't want a production team to be eaten along with the scenery.

>On other side of the Earth there is guy like you

it was supposed to be a trilogy

end of the film wasn't the end

whatever happened to the twink that played eragon?

What did he mean by this?

im talking about the actual end to the books

Elf is a fucking hundred years old dick tease, they will fuck in the last book or something.

The books were alright, but the final part of the fourth one, after the final battle, was pretty bad.

i finished the books they didnt fuck

FUCKING SPOILERS EVERYBODY!
Kek, it's hilarious if true. Blue balls Eragon, the series.

What was King Galbatorix's wheat policy?

it would actually be Nasuadas tax policy, while enforcing her will on Surda though Orin

Does any living actor have as bad of an agent as Jeremy Irons?

Fuck's sake.

>prophecy said I will leave this continent one day
>the villain was defeated? Oh well, better go away now. Not for any actual reasons, but because the prophecy said so
Also
>Arya
>was never interested in becoming the queen
>5 minutes after her mother's death and suddenly she feels he just has to become the new queen
The author could have dropped either one of these and the ending would have been alright.

>I SUFFER WITHOUT MY STONE

This is what you get for turning down James Bond opportunity.
Or maybe he just needs money, and doesn't care too much.

>tfw i watched this in the cinema

Eragon reboot when?

>dude can you believe a kid wrote this!
literally the only reason this fucking trash sold was the genius marketing campaign

The Force Awakens

she is the princess, she HAS to become the queen, weather she likes it or not. she has no brothers, no uncle or aunts to act as regent. she is the only one

>mfw watching it in the theater

I liked the videogame.

>mfw

The ending of the series was the most rushed piece of shit ive ever read in my lie

I stopped reading this after him and his brother met up again, I remember his brother thinking eragon was autistic or some shit.

Yeah nah. Eragon eventually realizes being extreme is stupid, and eats meat in moderation. And black people weren't WE WAZ KANGZ. I didn't even realize Nasauda was black until it specifically mentioned it. No one gives a shit in the books.

He had shit taxes. Book mentions it actually without being autistic

He left because there would be no where that would be safe or reasonable to raise the dragons and protect the Eldunari.

I never read the books but the movie made me want to have a mind-meld dragon companion so fucking badly

>reading books written by a 14 year old

For what purpose?

Shit, bearded Irons from this movie was my first celebrity crush.
The reason it sold - because other kids enjoyed it.

princely. his brother thought he was princely. and then was like "dude that's gay, why do i think my brother is princely" and then made up some excuse and had to get the fuck out of there and went and jacked off and then everytime he has sex with that chick who was violated by flying nigger horses he thinks of eragons sweet boipucci

I mean, look at him

what is the quintessential dragonkino

The brother was definitely /ourguy/

The book featured gayest elves possible.

>nasuada queen of the dwarves

what the fuck are you smoking? Orik is the king, Nasuada was the leader of the Varden after Ajihaad kicked the bucket.

they mentioned dark skin in the books, but i thought it meant a dark tan like a middle-eastern dark, not full on black. it owuld have made sense, what with her people being all desert roving tribe people

I actually liked these books even though they were objectively bad. Finished the whole series and was also pissed at the end. The whole time eragon has a hard on for arya and nothing happens. aryas dragon and sapphira should have bonded so arya and eragon ended up together or something like that

Poor Lil Human Boi

I read it last time 10 years ago, maybe more. Of course I don't remember the details.

>i thought it meant a dark tan like a middle-eastern dark
I thought that too, like a swarthy, scimitar type

I dont even remember if aryas dragon was a male but the fact that the whole arya/eragon thing was a massive cocktease and eragon just flies off was annoying. The whole thing was filled with fantasy tropes so he should've just ended with one

>Eragon
>Aragorn

hmm......

>read the first book
>liked it
>friend pointed out it's literally just star wars
>ruined forever
I muscled through the 2nd book, but when he went to train with the crippled elf dude, it was so much like Yoda/Dagobah, it fucking pissed me off and I gave up.

I really liked the books, even if they're not that good. They were fun reads.

I read these books twice and it's physically hurting me trying to remember any details at all. I remember there was a butcher who was an asshole who they rescued in the third book. Eragon had an edgelord partner for awhile who was his brother or something? There was an old lady and a cat and some blatant ringwraith ripoffs. I remember the brother sailing past a whirpool and the following battle with some bald twins or something. I think the elves got naked once.

The last book in general is a complete blur.

hmm...... what? retarded peypey

Dragonheart

To the stars Bowen....to the stars.

It gets even better once your realize his parents started a publishing company just to publish their kid's autistic fanfiction

>Eragon
>has a dragon

>I don't remember any of this.
10 seconds later
>Fucking cat-werewolf, how could I forget!

>we will never see the trilogy

time of dragons is over :(

I was just a kid and I vividly remember my friend I went with and I laughing at how terrible it was in the theater

You are just envious, that his teenage autismo got published and sold millions of copies, but nobody cares about your series of Sonic fanfiction.

Except for that whole part about it not necessarily being heredity and she could choose and was under no obligation to become queen
Though its been years since I read Eldest

REEEEEEEEE

I loved the books as a kid/teenager. I knew it was a gigantic Star Wars meets LOTR fanfic bordering on plagiarism but it was still cool as hell back then. Seeing that movie in theaters was the angriest I've ever been at a piece of entertainment. They skipped and changed so much and toned it down for a PG rating.

I read the final book as an adult and struggled through it. That final battle made me so mad.
>All of the battle scenes up until this point had been great. Eragon's fights with Murtagh were well done
>Build up Galbatorix as this Godlike warrior for 4 books
>Kill him without even struggling by using his own dragon against him or some stupid shit, I forget exactly
Between that "fight" and the rest of the ending being terrible it really killed my love for the series.

I must say Roran is /ourguy/

I miss reading young adult fantasy, so comfy
Musta read the 1st and second book at least 4 times over. Maybe the series was trash but yeah I liked it as a teen. At least the movie was "so bad it's funny" tier, gave some good laughs.

I actually read LotR before I read the first two books. I liked them because they were geared way more towards my age-range, but I recognized the depth and mastery of LotR, so it kind of cheapened the experience. Never got around to the other books in the series.

This series did magic way better than any other fantasy series. There were actual rules and limits involved with magic that made sense.
>Performing magic on a distant object is more difficult than a close object
>Using magic to lift a boulder drains you way more than lifting a pebble
>Using magic to do something too difficult can kill you
>Can store magic in special gemstones

Way more interesting than a magic system like Harry Potter where there are basically no rules whatsoever

In that last Harry Potter movie they don't even use words to cast a spell.

>This series did magic way better than any other fantasy series. There were actual rules and limits involved with magic that made sense.

t. haven't more fantasy than Harry Potter and Eragon

Malazan has some cool magic

It was much more than that:

inheritance.wikia.com/wiki/Galbatorix#Death

>Galbatorix was defeated by the use of an Empathy Spell cast by Eragon without the use of the Ancient Language and aided by the Eldunarí. This spell forced him to understand and feel all the emotions he had invoked in others since he was born, which were mostly painful. As this was not a direct attack and Murtagh had already stripped him of most of his wards, Eragon made Galbatorix vulnerable at long last.

>The king was unable to defeat Eragon in swordplay due to the painful effects of the Empathy Spell. He had a brief opportunity to attack Eragon whose leg collapsed from a previous injury, but failed to seize the opportunity due to the Empathy Spell's painful effects. With the king in extreme agony and stripped of most of his wards, Eragon was able to run Galbatorix through. Galbatorix was so overcome by the effects of the Empathy Spell that he pleaded with Eragon to end the spell even as he stood dying. When Eragon refused, the king, out of desperation, commanded himself to "Be not!". The ultimate effect of the suicidal, kamikaze-like spell that he cast literally caused himself to stop existing, converting every atom of his body into pure energy and creating a massive blast which would have killed all others present if Eragon had not shielded them in time. The shockwave of the blast destroyed the castle and caused great damage to the city and troops outside.

>I forgot Jeremy Irons was in this movie, wasn't this movie awful?
dude, he's in a loooot of shit movies, remember dungeons & dragons???

They don't need words to cast spells in the books either once they get powerful enough. Their wands are basically guns, it's fucking retarded. And the only spell Harry uses is Stupefy.

Did magic better than LOTR too. I'm obviously a pleb so please explain a better magic system used in other fantasy series. Using your own body's energy and the distance/difficulty of the task to limit your magic is the most logical system I've heard. Eragon's magic system was by far the best thing the series had going for it, though I heard he copied it from somewhere, which makes sense since he copied everything else.

>Take down the God-Emperor with the power of feelings
Oh my God that's even worse than I remembered. Fuck that book.

>Did magic better than LOTR too.
LOTR is about creating a modern-day mythology; this is such an inane criticism

>I'm obviously a pleb so please explain a better magic system used in other fantasy series. Using your own body's energy and the distance/difficulty of the task to limit your magic is the most logical system I've heard

Dresden files does that better.

>story about dragons
>let's just shift one of the letters up a bit
This. Longer list though...
Dragonheart
How To Train Your Dragon
Pete's Dragon

I'd say The Hobbit but they fucked it up. Damn, there aren't very many worthwhile movies involving dragons...

>Promotion of veganism because "animal have feelings too"

Which is against Sup Forums how? They see being anti-animal activist as a reddit/chink thing and see Hitler's aversion to meat as being admirable.

rereading the first few pages i'm amazed that i ever tolerated such shitty prose. if books were bad when i was growing up then i wonder how bad they are now.

The books are pretty shit though.

What was Murtagh's tax policy?

Earthsea would like to have a word with your bitch ass

Thanks reverse image search

Likewise, though I finished it

Even little retard me could tell the movie was a steaming pile

I liked the part where he specified that Elves don't have pubes

I think the effect was more like a Penance Stare where he felt all the pain he caused as well as the Care Bear aspect.

The books got progressively worse. Galbatorix was able to mind control Murtagh after he was getting his ass beat, literally physically take over him, and using him kill one of the strongest warriors left in existence, but then he gets dropped by this fag spell.

>I had a crush on Saphira when this came out
>This movie made me look up dragon porn and discover furries
>Now I draw dragon porn and write dragon erotica
>I've even made money off it
Thanks Paolini

Pretty sure Eragon's brother was just a regular dude with a blacksmith hammer who only survived because of plot armour.
I also don't remember anything about tje last one besides the fact I was pissed there was no sex scene between Saphira and the green dragon.