Lost

Was Michael the worst, most annoying character in Lost?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT

nope, that would be naomi

That's not Claire

CHOILEY
WOIT ABOIT THE BOIBY?!

I like the part when he tried to whiteknight that Asian bitch (against her fucking hitman husband) and basically try to cuck him, only for her to slap him and tell him to fuck off.

I hate - repeat HATE - when strangers try to interfere in what's clearly a couple's quarrel. It's the ultimate display of limp-wristed faggotry and 90% of the time the woman rightfully gets pissed at the beta trying to save her from her own man.

WAAAAAAAAAAAALT
*Kills hot spic and Hurley's only chance to get laid on the island
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLT

Scored the complete series on dvd for $40 CDN today, just starting second disc season 1 and I already hate Kate. Michael was the shits but that bitch's bullshit makes me mad just thinking about it

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLT

THEY TOOK MY BOY

no it's definitely the irish guy who sang in diapers

Literally the only memorable thing from Lost other than the countdown timer. Faggot mick singing in diapers.

I actually liked Kate in season 1. But she only gets worse.

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Hahaha, no. Not even close.

Can we agree Locke is the definition of top tier?
Hurley close second

>it's a Kate and Sawyer flirtatious bickering scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXmtB7FSVN8

Killer user thanks for that

>no one's said ana lucia yet

thank god, she best character, i was mad that people were hating on michael for killing hurley's manipulator but happy that AL died

also fuck the user who said naomi

>also fuck the user who said naomi
I cheered when she got a knife in the back the first time, and I'll cheer during every re-watch

*ahem*

They had one episode lmfao

Was naomi the super hot girl?

They had more than that and they were annoying in every single one of them. Also, the way they were introduced was retarded as fuck.

THIS

>it's a Jack episode

THIS BITCH AND HER LOVE TRIANGLE SHIT WAS TOO MUCH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes

no

wouldn't say superhot but I remember at the time i had oneitis for an indian girl who looked like her

plus the character's a lesbian but not an obvious one

Yeah im thinking of this girl who had like these hot lips

hated how jacked up her wig/weave was
it sits on top of her head

LOST DEFINITIVE POWER RANKINGS

UNDISPUTED BEST CHARACTER (BEYOND PRIMITIVE NUMERICAL RANKING:

RICHARD ALPERT

>IMMENSE POWER GAP

1. DESMOND HUME
2. JAMES "SAWYER" FORD
3. JIN SOO KWON ジン ス クォン
4. JACK SHEPHARD
5. MILES
6. BENJAMIN LINUS
7. DANIEL FARADAY
8. MR. EKO
9. PIERRE CHANG
10. DOGEN 道厳 (MASTER OF THE TEMPLE)
11. DR. ARZT
12. VINCENT

>POWER GAP

13. FRANK LAPIDUS
14. SAYID
15. PAULO
16. DURN
17. MICHAEL
18. CHRISTIAN SHEPHARD
19. BERNARD
20. BOONE
21. HUGO "REDDIT" REYES
22. CHARLIE
23. WALT
24. GARY TROUP (AIRTURBINE BRO)


WAIFU RANKINGS

1. ALEX ROUSSEAU
2. JULIET
3. PENNY
4. KATE
5. LLANA
6. PUNISHED DANIELLE ROUSSEAU (junglefu)
7. YOUNG DANIELLE ROUSSEAU (frenchfu)
8. CHARLOTTE LEWIS (redfu)
9. ANA LUCIA (confused bonerfu)
10. LIBBY
11. CINDY (AIR HOSTESS)
12. SHANNON
13. CLAIRE

>POWER GAP

ROSE

>16. DURN
>24. GARY TROUP (AIRTURBINE BRO)

Literally who?

She deserved to be loved by 2 big strong studs

Kate.
/thread

>being this new

clearly not a fan also.

Durn is John Locke
Gary is the guy who gets sucked into the airturbine in the pilot

Did you even watch the show?

you cant /thread your own post

Yes, I did. I forgot about the airturbine guy and I never heard Locke say "durn".

>21. HUGO "REDDIT" REYES
If you don't love Hurley you should fuckin neck urself desu.

>it's a nu Sup Forums poster

pretty great list but you forgot ellie hawking (1950s version) in your waifu list

revisions will be made for the next edition lostbro

>RICHARD ALPERT
Spanish slave guy was cool but he wasn't THE BEST UNTOUCHABLE.

If hes there then so should Jacob and Smoke Monster.

Also I'm here to defend Hugo Reddit Reyes. He shouldn't be put with the likes of Walt, Heroin Charlie, and Michael. He was a pretty basic character but without him the show wouldn't have been the same.

You really think somebody should kill themselff over their opinion on a TV show character? Or is this Sup Forums humour?

Emma was the best waifu.

>1. DESMOND HUME

That's a pretty good list ya got there brotha!

>it's a Kate episode

Locke would probably be in my top 10 tv characters ever.

so uh what was with that shack in the jungle

Smoke Monstahs digs, he'd take it with him when he transformed into smoke, thats why it always sounded weird when he'd fly around

yeah by far. ruined the show every time he was on

What was the deal with the horse?

>a pimp so nasty he takes his own crib with him

f u c k

>tfw they really were just making it up as they went along, never had any answers in mind and set up a trillion unsolved mysteries
>tfw loved it anyway

what a time to be alive

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That's because you've never seen Babylon 5 and don't know what can be done when TV starts with a planned arc instead of making it up as they go.

Anyone else find all the characters very sympathetic? After so many detailed flashbacks explaining why they act the way they do, even Michael gets pity points. His ex-wife was a fucking bitch and he didn't get to see his son for ten years, of course he's gonna be overprotective.

I only remember them from the one episode they had.

I thought it was fairly frivolous, like the Jack tattoo episode. Both episodes were not relevant to the plot. IIRC.

dude im fighting stereotypes about black fathers lol

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4 8 15 16 23 42

Was this ever explained?

Jacob was. Fuck that piece of shit faggot.

Constants of some doomsday predicting equation.

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WAAAAAAAAAAH-HAA-HAAAAAAALT!

>I never heard locke say durn

What the fuck is wrong with you boy

Its the numbers that Kate, Jack, Sawyer, Hurley, Jin, Sun and Locke had on Jacob's list

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They popped up in a couple of episodes before that, mostly as excuses for rehashing exposition. So much stuff had happened, and they needed an excuse to go over stuff like "who's Desmond," and some stuff about the hatches. So they had them hanging around the periphery and giving an excuse to explain stuff so that casuals deciding to finally give this Lost thing a shot wouldn't get confused and turn it off.

THEY TOOK MY SON

The only thing that wasn't explained or broke the shows own rules was MiB becoming Walt to trick Analucia into killing Shannon. He shouldn't have been able to do that because MiB can only pretend to be dead people.

Prove me wrong

Michael: WAAALLLLLTTTT

Clare: MUH BAYBAY MUH BAYBAY

>typical early season episode of LOST before it wen even more shit

Fuck you, Serb French chick is best chick til fucking Kearny or Ol Smokey kills her or some shit.

um....
I mean I can't.

delet

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Is that the guy from Westworld?

ahhhhhhhhhh micheal

micheal

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh micheal

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa micheal

michael

micheal

i think mib can take whatever form he wants. he just chooses dead ppl most of the time to confuse the fuck out of the survivors

he becomes walt again when locke gets shot in the pit of dead dharmas and tells him to get up