Oil?

Oil?

Who said something about oil? Bitch you cookin'?

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ALUMINUM

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

RIGGETY ROW'S COMIN'

This would've been the best sketch if it wasn't for Jamie Foxx.
>Hooty-hoo!

Sanction me! Sanction me with your army.

>tfw we literally have that kind of president now, except he's white

>Are you sure, are you sure, man I can't belee these motherfuckers...RIDICULOUS

Jaime Foxx ruins everything.
I wish he would stop what he calls "acting."

Tryna get that oi-oh ho!

Reminder that Dave Chapelle quit comedy because he didn't like the way a white guy laughed at one of his race skits on set.

Yes thats right, a comedian quit comedy because he didn't like how someone laughed.

So what?

I've quit things before just because muh feels.

Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with aluminum tubes?

He quit because he couldn't take the pressure.
He just used the race thing as a cop out.
Plus he was having problems with his partner in comedy writing.

he realized he was shuckin' and jivin' for whitey and his self respect kicked in.

I watched Neal Brennan's special on Netflix and it was shit.

it was me. i was the white guy that laughed, and i'm proud of it

>implying that's not the cover-up excuse while he suffered a Martin Lawrence meltdown
UNITY

Honhon, but this has always been stupid.

The nation of Iraq, has never been forced into any oil deals with the United States (post-2003) .

Immediately following the invasion, they chose nearly nothing but Asian markets to sell to.

We didn't stop them, and the "oil" myth has no real basis.

>implying that's not the cover up because the illuminati were actually trying to kill him

>He didn't mention names
>Okay, just play it cool Billy. It'll all be over soon

What is
>global economic uncertainty caused by a major oil producer's unpredictable behavior

Imagine the global economy is like a trampoline and you'll start to understand these basic concepts.

We definitely wanted that oil, son. As crazy as it sounds, "we'll be greeted as liberators" wasn't just propaganda. The new cons actually believed that shit. There were plans to open the fields for development by western corporations, but we hadn't anticipated the ongoing insurgency and strong anti American sentiment. Privatizing the oil fields would've ended up costing more than it was worth.

I smell yo lightsaber

I guess that means you need to shutthefuckup. Shut, the, fuck, UP!

Dr. Chappelle, I'm CIA

"The motherfucker bought some yellow cake, ok? In Africa. He went to Africa and bought yellow cake."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure bitch! I got the head of the CIA right here to tell you."

That's because Paul Mooney fucked with his head and tried to make Dave hate whities unironically

One of the all time greatest skits

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA

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So you guys are going to keep making these threads every night for guaranteed replies.

How long before Chappelle's show is the next thing Sup Forums hates?

No he quit because of the whole laughing at him instead of with him thing. You're a fucking moron.

We'll see how the netflix specials go

Sorry buy the we hate niggers meme doesnt apply to Dave. Im actually impressed at how little shitposting occurs in Chapel threads. Hes that good

One of the best sketch shows ever created

pls no, I just want to spam quotes with you guys

BEST TIMELINE

BITCH YOU COOKIN

>tfw The Mad Real World sketch gave you a cuck fetish

>How long before Chappelle's show is the next thing Sup Forums hates?
That will only happen if he gets popular again (with casuals).

kaylee was thicc

I got 40 nations ready to ROLL SON!
>like who?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? HUH? HUH?

ONLY SAY ONE LINE YOU FUCKING REDDITOR

>Comment on race relations and try to make points about everyone
>Realize that most people watching your show are ignoring all of that and all they're taking away from it are negative stereotypes

Dave did nothing wrong

Damn right she was.

It's a shame good cuck porn is so hard to find. All live-action shit is either actually gay porn or a one-off reference to a boyfriend/husband/father before standard interracial stuff. You need a bit of a story to really add the emotional element for good cuck shit.

You're a retard.

He quit comedy central because he wanted to spend time with his family. He came back because they weren't 5~10 anymore.

yes. that was the only reason.

fuck off retard

It's hard not to take away the negatives when the jokes about whitey are generally massive exaggerations and/or extremely dated, while the jokes about blacks are often strikingly similar to actual, non-ironic black culture.

pray to GOD he don't drop that shit

>jokes about blacks are actual black culture
>this white boy thinks real niggas like Ashy Larry are out there

the player haters ball gives us an opportunity to hate on a diverse array, of mark ass marks

trick ass marks

punk bitches, and skip skap skanks and scallywags

Reminder that Dave Chappelle is a sore winner

Mars Bitches, and no gays settling down.

What does 'bitch, you cookin' mean?