What's your favorite Simpsons joke?

What's your favorite Simpsons joke?

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Woody Allen impression

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>You know, I like his films except for that nervous fella who's always in 'em

Suck him Bart, faster babe.

>likes to sleep with little girls

It's Hannibal and Cosby all over again.

OPS!

sneed's feed and seed (formerly chuck's)

top kek holy shit I forgot about that one.

(Formerly Chuck's)

Just take your (You) and get out

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What season ? I haven't watch past 10 and that one was tough to go through.

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BUENAS NOCHES MEIN FUHRER

>I just think they're neat

>and then we'd get the chair

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SPEEDWAY SQUAD!
IN COLOR!

Smithers burping out cigarettes butts always cracks me up for some reason.

>blurst of times

"Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday..."

Later that day we set sail for america.

>Sliced bread having been invented the previous winter

That episode when they BTFO Drumpf

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we get it you know

>that elephant ate my entire platoon

Send in............the Clowns

i still dont quite get it but im sure its still a great joke

The actress for Marge has really lost her voice

The one when Homer does something stupid, stops doing it, then starts doing it again and so on for 5 minutes.

Is this about my cube?

various random people i know can do a better trump impression than this

(you) really need to keep posting this. It gets funnier every time.

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NOW LET'S BURN RUBBBER BABEH

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kill yourself

>Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

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When Flanders raped Lisa

>bought all 15 seasons of Simpsons years ago
>only opened S1
>didn't bother any further

S1 is fucking awful. I'm going to try again one day. Then I'll give in and buy all the others. Watch them and cry.

I wouldn't even say it's the shadow of it's former glory. Holy shit simpsons, you have fallen.

Season 1 is kino

I think most people skip s1 because it's not super joke filled yet. It's not as funny, but it still has some good simpsons moments. I think they get their dog in s1. Plus the crazy babysitter episode

>I'm a rageaholic, I just can't live without rageahol!

Sneed's Cuck and Feed

Bart and Lisa sound a lot deeper as time goes on

Sex cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!

the way he says it is what gets me

>I know, this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

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Only woman can give to woman such pleasure.

subsist on a thin stew

you know the rest

>we're here! we're queer! we don't want anymore bears!

Nothing gets me quite like the inflection Homer uses when he yells "SHUT UP!"

He looks just like you, poindexter!

OOOHH ALLEY BALLS

Can't find the exact quote

>Aye, this bar is where I was born, conceived and educated.

They got their dog in the berry first episode.

>oh, there's mother now

>That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

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I don't have your money here! It's in Bill's house a-a-and Fred's house!

"You got friends, you got the dud! *angrily to Milhouse* Stand up for yourself, poindexter!"

Billy, remember that old plymouth we just couldn't fix?
>We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikapopolos?
You are a dull boy, Billy

-sticking together is what good waffles do

-why would the Ambassador do such a thing?

-my geode must be acknowledged

-I needed those. I really did.

-She was right to do it.


Old school (lol) Skinner has loads.

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Hey you, let's fight

Them's fightin' words

Smithers standing in Nick Riviera's waiting room

>could superman beat the flash?
>i don't know

but one that might be my favorite if I undestood it

>yes
pic related

>poindexter!
what does that mean?

I guarentee you if you had simply put

>yes

I would have hazarded a guess at this. I swear I laugh about that randomly out and about when it just pops into my head

>a boringly studious and socially inept person.

me and a buddy still bust out the "aww joey joe jo" bit, i don't know why it still cracks me up.

>it's like al capone doing the charleston on the empire state building
fucking quality family guy humor. better than making fun of them, they channeled them.

I don't get it.

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where are the argies "una vela" shitposters? you disappoint me Sup Forums

That's not bad actually

>that face
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Gee, Joe, you haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam.
It's a pain that never ends.

>"Hello, Bill Clinton? I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you....SHUT UP!"

>I got the red stripes you wanted sir, but I couldn't get any hearts, clovers, or moons.
>Fine, I'll use it. But I'm not paying for it.

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What episode should I watch lads?

Homer Bad Man

I WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY

So it shall be.

Homer at the bat

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This scene is so dense.

Smithers and Burns suction-cupped to the Simpson's kitchen ceiling.

>Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese.
Homer sits and begins eating, night passes into dawn. Marge enters.
>Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
>I think I'm blind.
Smithers and Burns fall from the ceiling.
>Good day to you.

WHAT! That's an odd name. I'd 'of called them chazwazzers.

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your suggestion is bad and you should feel bad

>smoking on television

It was a simpler time.

please don't tell me patty and selma don't smoke anymore!? i stopped watching long time ago, i wouldn't know

this is actually pretty funny

anything that makes drumpf and Sup Forums look bad is good in my books

>anything that makes drumpf and Sup Forums look bad is good in my books
So Trump is good in your books?