First faps thread

Also could be something that excited you but were maybe too young to fap at the time

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Oldfag here btw

me too

she was hotter than the lead actress

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Tell me about your first fap. Did you come in your own eyes?

Porn parody of her is spot on.

Damn straight
In his audio commentary Brian Blessed talks about how everyone was in love with her

Goddam, thirty years later, this chick still gets me every time.

this, remember getting up late, putting one of the vhs in the vcr and fapping. was that scene on the 1st or 2nd vhs, can't remember

basically the art department from jods dune went to work on this

bri does the commentary on the blu-ray? that must be some good shit.

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>bri does the commentary on the blu-ray? that must be some good shit.
He did one on the Silver Anniversary Edition
youtube.com/watch?v=QtMulYBE-m0

i don't remember the title, but the scene was the female actress pushed on a sack of hay with her tits hanging out. i remember taping it, and watching it when everyone was sleeping. good secret times

>thats robbie coltrane
I never noticed that shit b4

this silver anniversary edition looks fantastic, thanks user

If she had drooled a little bit i probably would have lost it

youtube.com/watch?v=EzrhArE9urs

The redhead from the Beastmaster.

If you came the first time you fapped you arrived very late to the party.

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I fapped the first time to some sexy voodoo bitch killing a chicken a late 80s movie. Ive never been able to find it again.

It wasn't the Serpent and the Rainbow, or perhaps Angel Heart?

I have two oldschool crushes myself; either Kelly Preston in Twins...

Sneaking downstairs at 2 AM since the only VCR was in the living room, turning the volume all the way down, fast forward to the tiddies and pause, then have a stealth fap. Those were simpler times. By no means my first, but it's the one that sticks out.

...or Barbara Carrera in Never Say Never Again

Same exact scenario with Beverly D'Angelo's scene in the Sentinel as well.

My actual first fap was when I was 10, and discovered at the shower that massaging my balls made me erect, then it was a very long shower of self-discovery followed by my parents yelling at me for using too much hot water.

My first tv fap, though, was accidentally catching a Porky's rerun.

My first fap was unironically to scat porn

This was like 2009

I work with her nephew. I've always wanted to ask him why she quit acting but I don't want to harass him about his aunt

It's 2017, i doubt anyone cares at this point

she was said to be incredibly hard to work with, like bordering on mental problems hard, it's why she wasn't in the MiB sequel

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The way she gyrated with that sword, those thighs, that chainmail bikini.

Well, time for you and I to get reacquainted, Kate's bush.

youtu.be/AK51u-aTEOk?t=1m12s

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Hope you watched this film then youtube.com/watch?v=X6UrlgpATKU

Shouldn't you be in school?

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i am

Have you seen schools nowadays? He probably is in school, shitposting.

ALOTTA

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Jessica alba

rip :'(

Don't lie, you've fapped to her. Or at least one of her lookalikes masturbating in that costume on pornhub.

Suicide Squad did wonders for the camwhore industry.

Her dipshit Jersey accent killed my boner everytime she spoke. She was pretty hot ring gagged though.

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>when eddie tries to stand up and his head makes her tits bounce

ayyo where

>Serpent and the Rainbow
This might be it! Im rewatching it right now. Thanks for the suggestion

Wasting your time, it's Angel Heart.

>I was graduating college when he had his first fap

Starship troopers sex scene was the first movie fap i can remember, but I also remember pausing and fapping to the porno hung on the wall in Alien when i was pretty young too.

Jennifer Conelly in the Labyrinth.

Also Trini from the Power Rangers. RIP.

>mfw my first fap was before most of this board was born

90's fapping baby.

Probably Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart. Amazing sex scenes in that one too. Also add The Believers with Martin Sheen for the 80s voodookino trifecta.

Pretty good pit hair scenes too.

tit drawing was first vhs. car sex scene was 2nd vhs. the copy we had ended up getting all blurry right before the tits scene from me constantly fast forwarding/pausing there late at night.

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Quality first fap, user. Very high quality.

Combining first fap with Foxkino. I like it.

Feels good eh?

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>those thighs

Mah nigga. Also Linda Hamilton in the sequel.

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Tons

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Too young to fap (or even reach the joystick of an arcade machine) but damn if she didn't give me weird feelings down below.

She's not dead.

unironically this

This girl from Pushing Daisies

1992 here

I remember vividly the first time I came. I was rubbing my little wiener to Wild On E on my futon and some sticky clear liquid came out of my dick. Had no idea what happened.

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Late 90's-early 00's E! network had prime fapping material.

I blew countless loads to this

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She was delicious in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

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Why didn't he bury his face in that ass?

>mfw discovering My Teacher's Wife and all the 10/10 scenes with her in it

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>IM A FURFAG LOOK AT ME PLEASE TAKE NOTICE

muh nigga

>Charlie's angels was 17 years ago

fug

IMAGINE

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i was 1 year old when that aired lmao

Charlie's Angels was 40 years ago

The woman from true lies

dont tell me you forgotten her

Now imagine....