Eternal /trb/ - Holy Cat Edition

Ye Olde Yreade: This thread is dedicated to the memory of Holy Cat, FM 12 enthusiast and frequent thread creator

We will remember him

>Important Poll: strawpoll.com/w174kxar
vote for 12 as he would have wanted

>Indonesian Facepack
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>Indonesian Database
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>Extra Indonesian Resources
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first for considerably sized shaquilleton

SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ
ONE MAN TEAM

How long does it take you guys to set up a new team and really start getting going. I have 7 hours and still only halfway thru to preseason, mostly scouting and looking through players.

substantial shaq is quite the player

>7 hours
what doing

first preseason shouldn't take 7 hours.

It it takes a while for my teams to get used to my tactics (3 or 4 months in game). Only a few hours all up.

Ryan Giggs has been sacked 3 times in 3 years on my save

>Martin O'Neill the traitor of Kilrea

This assignment has found one player as a championship club. What gives?

>Doing an assignment on Ozil

He has won promotion and established himself with Crystal Palace in Premier League here. Finished 17th two times, but seems to be stable now.

Are you running all the friendlies in full time like a maniac?

>buy fm
>wow so many teams i want to manage
>start first game
>get bored and delete the save before pre-season end
>repeat 20 times
>no interesting teams left
this is last time i bough it, same thing happend with 2017

Serious question, do you suffer from add? And what is your goal whenever you start a save? What makes those teams interesting?

>tfw you accidentally snap up a wonderkid on a free transfer

Why do you care about the team? It's just a meaningless name with a logo. It's all about the endorphins release when the bar flashes goal.

>no regen face

sad :(

This is fucking bullshit.

I turned those off over performance concerns when they got introduced. Over time I developed picture of them in my head which was fun. Then one day I turned them on to see if they correspond to the pictures I had in my mind and it was way off and ruined the players for me. Since that day I don't bother with it anymore.

>tfw brainlet
>tfw my puny brain bluescreened while reading guides
>tfw so shit at tactics i get my shit pushed in as mancity
i have only myself to blame that's me in the picture btw

I do this too but i chose some random team i had no knowledge or connection of/to and it works better

what formation does he use lads?

Seems to be this.

...

11 goals at half-time. It's just a friendly, but I've never had this happen before.

given the state of regen face "improvement" over the last few FMs...i'd say your method is probablly for the best.

>player wants first team football
>play him every game
>winter break comes up
>no games
>I WANT TO LEAVE THE CLUB YOU DIDN'T KEEP YOUR PROMISE

Was it that hard to add something which detects if competitive games are actually being played.

11 goals at full time?

Surprisingly not, 17.

>power outtage
>have to replay match
>let assman do it now
>win 15:0
I guess it was meant to be.

nah gotta add faggot regens it's more important

>3rd wonderkid popped up in my squad
Is this normal to have this many? In my previous games I've never had a single one.

It just means that they have a high CA for their age, but their PA might not be that big. Do you have an excellent youth coaching budget or whatever it is called?

Yes, it's at exceptional. Didn't a wonderkid status use to signify high PA?

Not necessarily, I think it just means that their current ability is well above average for their age. So they could in the worst case be fully developed as kids.

did they have to pay the balloon door clause?

That's disappointing. The hints shown during loading always said "With the right guidance a wonderkid could become the best player in the world".

I really don't know what to do to win it.
That probably means using the in-game editor.

>upload 12 game undefeated streak to cloud.
>the save has literally disappeared, and the most recent save is missing four games.
ggggggrrraaaa

i meant martial's bal n'door clause

Oh dear, I hadn't read about that. I assume Mike has the clause covered in the database.

It seems fairly randomly generated. Does anybody know the math or logic behind the price as it is in FM?

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

I want this guy.

the gods have taken your save, it belongs to the heavens now

Debating whether or not to lose intentionally, finish 3rd in my CL group, qualify for the EL playoff and win the EL.

What happened?

It's not looking good, but:

>beat bitter rival in the penultimate game
>end their 33 game unbeaten run (they haven't lost in this season)
>beat them 4 days ago in the cup final

Now I just need them to choke away and draw in their last game. Please FM make this happen for the sweetest season ever.

Oh wow, it actually happened, but for some reason I'm not as thrilled as I expected to be.

...

spooky

what if it's like the sixth sense and he's bruce willis?

>its a 14 jumping reach CB gets beaten twice from a header against a 7 jumping reach lad in front of goal.

...

Reminder that GAE is playing in 30 minutes, look for stream on thefirstrow or vipbox. Game might be postponed though since the weather is absolutely horrendous.

What did he mean by this?

cancelled m8

does GAE not have artificial turf?

>3 CDs
>DM & DLP
>B2B
>IW
what the fuck, i'm shit at tactics, but how does that even work?!

...

I'm getting rather nervous.

I think the pic and the first two lines in the OP are self-explanatory.

Nope.

>celtic

So these are the 23 lads that were auto-selected for my first England squad. I'm calling Vardy up though.

That's how AI managers set up tactics. Take their favourite formation, put their players' preferred roles in it and voilĂ !

>15 years old

Be fortunate you ungrateful swede. Remove your hairpack and he'll be bald.

How can he stand that moustache, doesn't the little hairs touch his upper lip? that's super uncomfortable

the hairs are supposed to curl into your mouth butters

That happens sometime and I cut them with my teeth and spit the resulting product

>Juan Mata
>Tsuuu not even top 3

>150k release clause

kek

>Milan
>Captain Tsubasa
Pick both apparently.

youtube.com/watch?v=LbvkhNSK7BM

I guess it's the Europa League for me

>Home bias
>Cucked by the refs
What a surprise.

>Missed Penalty

>those hideous facepacks

I know but can't be arsed to get a new pack

>>Missed Penalty
wew la nice detectivesque skills
Schurle shot it well but my keeper stopped it.
the good one is divided into 10 files so that one is better for downloading.

>Potential Ability Classics

>first seed
>still get OM and Anderletch

and yet i still get destroyed by them fucking hell

these were his final words

>I'm still alive
Holy Cat was GLaDOS all along?

oh my god

What would a Dutchman know about it

it's very possible

>the good one is divided into 10 files so that one is better for downloading
>Scroll down for torrent

hmm grenville is it

I have to play the Club world championship semi final, but I can't pick anyone as none of my players are registered. They never asked me to register my players.

What gives?

it's your tactics

Well known bug that SI didn't bother correcting. You can just handpick them anyway, and you can holiday for a day for your AssMan to do it in your place.

Wew I never found the torrent when I first looked for it. I must have been high.
Too late to change it now sadly.

>SI still hasn't fixed this
Nice

Thank you, my friend - that worked. My assman led us to a 0-4 win. That was my first day off in 17 and a half years, would you believe it

Do teenagers grow up in this game? I have this 6 feet tall 16 years old, could he get taller?

He could, but only a few centimeters.

>Too late to change it now sadly
Change being high?

A couple of centimetres at best.

A few cm, not as much as real life.

Jesus Christ almighty you're alive