Over the last few hours, the amount of threads decrying Kek has rapidly increased, are our foes trying to meme Kek away? Of course Kek will win by the end, but it shows that the lord and the meme magic he has bestowed is mighty and strong.
Praise Ba'al
Praise Kek
>Praise Ba'al
who is this?
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>praising ba'al, a false god who is naught before KEK
begone shill
>Praise Ba'al
It's the Christ fags, they fear the bringer of light, Kek. He has shown his presence much more so than their God.
the jews are subverting our faith
Majickfags need to go back to /x/
You were annoying enough with winterchan/ebolachan and now that all the newfag redditors are taking you seriously it is getting embarrassing.
back to r.eddit scum
hail banebdjedet
The haters strengthen my faith in kek. Kek gives me strength, kek gives me life.
Kek, take my energy.
Kek will meme the nonbelievers into nonexistance
Lucifer has nothing to do with Keku.
Theoretically, praising Kek would bring chaos about, which is what is happening.
Relax we are Kek and Kek is us
We'll never stop praising
Mark you convert from Islam?
The night before the referendum, I prayed to Ba'al long and hard into the night for a flood in London. Following a might torrent of thunder and lightning (Ba'al's specialty), London was flooded.
ALL HAIL KEK
>Praise Ba'al
Is this what I've been missing out on? If so, then I'll praise him more often
Believe in Kek! For He believes in you!
Christ fags don't vocally bash kek, kek spooks us out. Fucking kike.
LFM Baal run
>Ba'al
>A literal child fucking/eating god
Yeah nah, you're a cunt. Praise kek.
Shills and heretics
Just absolute heracy
Illuminati are getting worried top kek
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I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard for Kek
Your memes are some of the most cringiest and forced shit ever
Take a lesson from Sup Forums you underage fucking faggot
If you think meme magic means anything other than "memes can influence opinion" then you need to go back.
>>/x/
You guys are weirdos.
Ugaritic Ba'al Berith, not the Canaanite deity
And the non believers hath arrived.
Kek has always been, and shall always be. We were solely his chosen people.
>tfw we are to kek as jews to Yahweh
I will do one better!
I will steal and sacrifice two of my neighbors chickens.
Keep an eye out for pic, I will replace the two chickens with two kek idols so my neighbors can embrace him to.
Kek taunts you with dubs, you can't deny his existence.
>MFW World of Warcraft is the source of the Meme Magic that ends up destroying everything
holy fuck Blizzard chill out
Seriously I remember when Sup Forums was just about hating shitskins until you pepespewing fags from /r9k/ came to shit up the board with your mindless forced meme shilling
All it does is promote mindless shitting threads being spammed instead of shit people come on Sup Forums to see
Why is that worrying? Deity worship is for the weak. Become gods yourselves you fucking pussies.
God you are all meme-sheep
i call it ban magic, and it is real. hail beb, god of reports.
Kek is an /x/ invention
>/x/ created a meme strong enough to defeat Sup Forums
>top kek
Praise be unto KEK
1. Envision his sigil. Look at it repeatedly until the negative image forms when you close your eyes.
2. Now, find some porn on /s/. Go there and jack off until you reach climax. You can also look at the sigil periodically while you do this.
3. Once you reach climax, close your eyes and envision the sigil once again. Look up into your minds eye. Actually move the vision where your third eye (middle of the forehead is).
4. Think about a race war. Think about riots, bombings, shootings, hangings and general violence/chaos. Send the sigil out into the universe.
5. Forget that you did this for maximum efficiency.
6. You have now done proper meme magick.
It's the shills.
They witness in fear and awe of Kek's power. They want it to stop, but they are not powerful enough.
THEY ARE NOT TRUE /POLACKS/
GET INTO THE KEK GENERAL
Kek shouldn't be bound by one thread only. All threads should be blessed by Kek.
its those damn RE worshippers im sure
Autism incarnate, literally worshipping memes. Fuck off back to /x/
Kek has accelerated the arrival of his promises,
But the anons run away because they were not prepared for the chaos
The Meme Magic Flows
KEK is merciful repent blasphemers
worthy
The heretics will not linger long, all who come are converted eventually
I hate Kek but what can I do? He keeps proving his power through dubs. It is testing my faith.
They are kekophobic
>It is testing my faith
checked, he smiles upon you
Praise Kek!
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I'm going to post five kek threads a day. I needed some guidance and kek saved me. I will never forget this miracle.
Ground shakes, tide ebbs
Can you hear His footsteps?
Ancient God awakes from sleep
Kek has come your souls to reap!
Those who serve him will be saved
Rest will die or be enslaved!
He is the ender and the redeemer
Will you be His victim or a faithful memer?
Enter now the End Times
As you read these bad rhymes
Bow your head and crane your neck
Meme with me and
PRAISE KEK
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Praise Kek
Implying Kek is not but a manifestation of the one true God
Let Kek guide you, and steer you from the false prophets, these shills. Praise em.
>2016
>not worshipping memes
fgt