THE MADMAN!!!!

THE MADMAN!!!!

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>black movie
>critic named "White" is the only one to give it a bad review
>he's black

pottery.

love this guy.

fucking racist

nationalreview.com/article/445206/jordan-peeles-get-out-trite-get-whitey-movie


LOL, BASED WHITE

Almond White is a post modern critic who realizes that a well argued dissenting point is more important than simply writing what you actually believe. He's interested in discussion, and sees film criticism as pointless without it.

over simplification.

Good old Uncle Armond

The film equivalent of Milo

MFW radio ads for this movie still peddle their "100% on Rotten Tomatoes" and they're wrong.

ok ok but
what did chris stuckmann think of the film?

I would love almond white to review pic related

this. I was gonna watch it for shitposting's sake but theyve been advertising it as 100 PERCENT ON ROTTEN TOMATOES so they can fuck right off.

Like honestly, how butthurt do you have to be to LIE in an advertisement because things didnt go your way?

>well as you can tell from the items behind me, i love getting cucked.
>Ive been getting cucked since i was a small boy and I've enjoyed it for years
>Im going to hive getting Cucked an A-

kek

are you guys retarded
They probably made the advertisement prior to white's review and didn't care to revise it afterwards.

Damn...

Sup Forums-tier retort desu.

That's my point. They have to either redo all their advertising or mislead people. Armond White is fucking based. And advertising RT critic score is just stupid to begin with.

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They didnt. Armond's review came a day later than the rest, they never got to 100 while the reviews were being tallied.

reddit btfo

Why were they so sure they'd get 100%? Did they pay off the other reviewers?

cant tell if this is good or bad?

btfo

People still take this guy seriously after he trashed Wolverine?

Capeshit is just that, shit. Truth hurts?

is he /our guy/?

Is he /ourguy/?

Logan was tryhard trash trying to be le edgy gritty last of us rip off

If you want true grimdark capeshit done right just look at Snyder's work. i recommend Watchmen or MoS

>If you want true grimdark capeshit done right just look at Snyder's work.

Cool it, Armond.

He is right that capeshit is garbage though. The thing I don't like is that he liked Hidden Figures.

>y-your dumb

>Logan was tryhard trash trying to be le edgy gritty last of us rip off

truth, but Sup Forums fell for the meme.

>He is right that capeshit is garbage though.

lol read his man of steel review

He is The King of Sup Forums.

Snyder doesn't make capeshit he has raised the bar for comic book movies.

Man of Steel is The Godfather of superhero movies

We all know the real reason why Sup Forums pretends to like Logan, right?

>"i value the opinions of niggers"

hmm good point. but i dont think its pretend, they are obsessed with the "daddy" thing

edgy

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>"I'm a closet cuck and Sup Forumstard with angry feelings of inadequacy"

>Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit jacking it to lolicon.

Wow, greet text AND quotation marks. The balls on this guy!

>Snyder doesn't make capeshit
Oh but he does.
> he has raised the bar for comic book movies.
From absolute garbage to 95% garbage.

I copied the format of the guy I replied to on purpose...

Brings tears to my eyes.

I don't always agree with Armond on his political or ethical beliefs on a movie but in the four years I've been reading him he's never recommended a movie I didn't like or shit on a movie I didn't dislike.