>be swedish >wake up in the morning at 9 because enjoying day 3 of my 5 weeks paid vacation. two more days and i will be leaving for trinidad and tobago, the 24th country i will have visited. "gotta catch em all!" >open my unlocked front door and fetch the paper in my bath robe "because sweden" >my neighbor spots me: "good morning!" >"good morning!" >we nod to each other and smile. the warmth of välfärd radiating from our perfect scandinavian 6 feet plus frames >fire up my wilfa grinder and make myself a cup of french pressed brazil fortaleza from johan & nyström. ahhh. it's rich, nutty with a chocolate tone. mmm. love this coffee. only the best will do in sweden >morning paper: "everything is perfect in sweden. small problems alert! nah kidding it's perfect" >check on my 8/10 swedish girl (that's 11/10 in imperial units). still sleeping >visit Sup Forums >"sweden kek! muslims lol! cuck cuck cuck!" >look outside my window. hmmm. an old lady is walking her dog no muslims in sight. no nigger horde. no mexicans. no suicide bombers. no falling towers >go to Sup Forums >guns >niggers >mexicans >and a-n-o-t-h-e-r shooting? >what is wrong with these people? >spend an hour reading trinidad & tobago tourist guides and scratching my balls
nice try mohammed >> you got woke up by the prayer call
Connor Hill
Next level shitposting
Brandon Jones
>no muslims in sight
you just had to look in the mirror
Carson Barnes
Don't worry about it, LaShawn. Your side is winning.
Grayson Rogers
That was some hardcore larping there, Ahmed.
Elijah Cooper
>it's rich, nutty with a chocolate tone. mmm. love this I bet you do faggot
Henry Parker
>be german >wake up in the morning at 6 >rush to work >no time for papers, browsing Sup Forums, breakfast etc >buy expensive Latte on the metro station >see only white people because it's 7 a.m >go to work >see only whtie people because only white people work >go home after 8 hours of work and 1 hour break >eat a great homemade german meal from my mother >watch ZDF propaganda >go to Sup Forums >HURRR GERMANY OVERRUN BY MUDSLIMS >how can this be? i only see white people???... my country is 99% white!! >drink Schnaps and go to bed at 9 p.m.
Christian Bell
Go to the big cities.
Jack Perry
Trinidad and Tobago, niiiice. Never been. I prefer places like Canada, Russia, Iceland etc. (flyfishing), but gf wants those warm places so...
Maybe we'll check it out as we hit New York in the fall, load up on some vitamin D. If we make it out of New York, that is.
Matthew Smith
>rich, nutty with a chocolate tone
Sweden confirmed for drinking nigger semen.
Justin Cooper
>Merkel and Löfven posting propaganda on Sup Forums
Caleb Sullivan
> but gf wants those warm places so..
No she wants some negro bulls, cuck.
Nolan Rivera
>be german >wake up in the morning in my small apartment at 5 because the job starts at 7. No holiday this year because the rent is too fucking high >Shower and get ready for work - no time for breakfast >Don't talk to neighbours because everyone hates each other in this shithole of an urban city >Walk straight to the car and drive to work >Post about it on Sup Forums >Fuck you france
Henry Lee
Kek, good one, Bulgaria!
Carson Green
>drinking pressed coffee
You barbarian.
Parker Scott
Sounds boring as fuck.
Julian Brown
methinks you should watch less [spoiler]BLACKED.COM[/spoiler]
Dominic Wood
>be Rhodesian >wake up in the morning at 9 >play stellaris >breakfast, 2 eggs bacon and a cup of black coffee with those Turkish sweets I bought at the fair. >Go outside >see only white people because it's a gated community >chill outside, smoke a cigarette >see only white people work working (Reminiscent of Rhodesia) >go home and browse the web >eat a great homemade meal >watch anime >go to Sup Forums >HURRR AFRICA'S OVERRUN BY NIGGERS >how can this be? i only see white people???... my country is 99% white!! >drink whiskey and go to bed at 2 a.m.
Repeat cycle tomorrow probably
Dominic Gomez
Haha plebs doesn't understand regular life. Their counties are run by other plebs, so they think having 50% immigration and unemployment is the only option. Oh my...
Grayson Peterson
>small problems alert! nah kidding it's perfect jelly af
Alexander Morales
ooga booga, you nigger.
Isaiah Campbell
>be swedish >wake up in morning >brush my teeth with mohammad's cock >mohammed is just one of my 15 male masters >he doesn't like me as much as he likes my "wife" >he doesn't like my wife as much as his own wife's goat >get dressed, put on my turban since I have to blend in now or I'll get beat >walk to work since mudniggers are always blocking the fucking road with their hordes >it's all okay though, Americans probably have it worse
Connor Thomas
Go back to Europe
Jace Russell
>be me >american indian >wake up comfy as hell in my hut >fuck my hot american indian wife >look out my huts window >nothing but beautiful fields and native american people >log onto my native indian inca laptop >go to indian Sup Forums >lol indians, white people kek, cucked by white people >think nothing of it >log off and ignore that my country is being over run by invaders >do nothing >say nothing >dont care because my life is comfy in this exact moment and that will never change
just another day in the life of a now extinct culture
Brody Torres
Nao :p
Ethan Myers
Enjoy it while it lasts, Sven.
If you think the (((globalists))) are going to let you have your little frosty Aryan paradise for all time, you are oblivious or deluded.
Asher Cruz
>wake up >be me again this morning >make a coffee and put on Plaid on Spotify >thank you sweden >look out of window at perfect sunshine and feel a light breeze >fire up computer >start reading news >nytimes, guardian, independent >see coordinated killings of police officers >look at american and dutch passports on my coffee table >realize i am heading to america in 4 days >think about all the annoying people i am going to encounter >think about the american white girl accents >think about hours in a car every damned day >thank the dutch government for allowing me to become dutch >identity crisis >decide to walk through the ancient part of the city >have coffee and see people from all over the world wandering the streets >go home and read the news again >get depressed >consider not taking flight to fortress usa
Leo Ramirez
>Be American >Wake up >Work >Zone out >Sleep >Repeat >Die >Half Life 3 comes out
Luke Rivera
> be Slovene > what is this nigger stuff others are talking about?
Grayson Hill
Sup Forums fantasies about sweden will never cease to fascinate me. is it your consumption of american-made "cuck" pornography that makes you have these absurd visions?
Carson Powell
>>be swedish
you mean somalian
Evan Watson
Nice. Who says German's don't have a sense of humour?
Gabriel Long
>spend an hour reading trinidad & tobago tourist guides and scratching my balls Remember to pick out the bulls for your 8/10 girl (11/10 in imperial units) before you get on the plane to trinidad & tobago
Caleb Reyes
My sides.
Carson Gonzalez
>Be Canadian >Actually Pajeet Kupradeshmndahvikaan
t. Demarcus Rodriguez
Bentley Ross
>"pick out the bulls" why are you americans so obssessed with cuckoldry and interracial pornography?
Jaxson Hughes
I miss slovenia... :(
Parker Howard
Get back in the cuckshed, Sven.
Joseph Howard
>be spanish >wake up at 8 in the morning >check news on my phone, EU is demanding further cuts in public spending from us >go back to sleep
Aiden Gonzalez
tbqh famalamas, aside from your sarcastic shitposting. Stockholm is overrun, Göteborg is overrun, Linköping, Malmö... the list goes on. I live in a student township in linköping and man. Niggers everywhere. Some nigger kids ruining our beautiful cherry trees. All of the tress are vandalized. Because they don't know the value of things and they want dem ripe cherrs'.
Go to supermarket near where I live. Only blackies. Go to supermarket outside university. Only whities.
Is this not a problem? Truly the student life is suffering.
I wasn't even racist before pol ;_;
Christopher White
>be american >wake up on the couch >7 foot nigger having sex with my white wife in my bed >"accept it or i'll take half your shit and leave, cuck!" >"i-i-i-m s-s-s-orry hun" taste some of the nigger's sperm as a sign of good faith >dodge the bullets on my way to the garage. truck wont start because american pos >hide behind the dumpster because two emos are executing school kids down the street >spot my neighbor: "all clear, all clear! red team go, red team go!" >"que?!?!" >fuck it, he's on his own >run down an alley >nigger horde is walking towards me: "blaaaaack liiiiiveees maaaaatteeeer" >fuck these sobs. not even head shots can kill them because they don't have brains >climb the tallest building i can find to escape >immediately gets hit by two planes >jump to my death and land on a flock of bald eagles. "phew. murica" >crawl into work >boss: "you're late, miguel!" throws me over the wall back into mehico
Just another day in the life of an American.
Andrew Butler
>it's rich, nutty with a chocolate tone. I know your wife thinks that way about him, but why do you? How can you see him at all from your shed?
Ethan Morris
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Christopher Moore
Sucks. Truth of the matter is nothing could have been done to stop it. 20 years ago or so, everyone thought mass immigration was a good idea, so lots of places went for it. Richer counties did not, since they realized how bad it was, but poorer, leftist controlled ones did. Those have all the problems now, and it will only get worse now when the state is reducing compensation for immigration related stuff (like housing). Deportations and lower reception will make it slightly better, but not good. Poorer communities will struggle for a long time.
Caleb Hill
>ah, let's take a non-swedish clip and rename it SWEDEN, this will show them for sure. i thought revisionism was illegal in germany. what are you doing?
Eli Ortiz
>Sweden: Some nigger kids ruining our beautiful cherry trees.
vs
>America: Gangs of hardened nigger predators ruining our beautiful city and killing white people openly on the streets
Swedish problems
Carson Howard
Nigga that's harlem.
Joseph Bailey
what....the...fuck....
Ryan Brooks
This is the mentality that got the US into the place it's at right now. People who think the issues of the cities don't affect the rest of the country.
Dylan Howard
Sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of semen leaking out of your anus.
Hudson Morales
Simon?
Logan Harris
Is this supposed to be bad? Looks like some sort of weird art to me.
I sincerely doubt that person will ever mug or shoot anyone. I also doubt he wants to reproduce, and probably has (or will get) a job in a hair salon or something, and contribute to society.
This is not a problem to me. I'm not a "racist racist". Because I don't have a mental illness like 90% of people here, I get along fine with others; though I don't like the bad ones, and uncontrolled mass immigration. We have to stop that.
Hudson Gomez
kek pretty good senpai
John Phillips
tsk, can't even be civil to one of the maybe four or five countries that still like germany. doesn't bode well for your future if you people keep it up like this
Adrian Clark
lmao Americucks BTFO in one post
Mason Morgan
...
Jaxon Brown
The massive amount of faggoty in sweden is just the other side of the coin.
Wyatt Wood
>living in Bielefeld >taking bus to city centre >all persons next to me are speaking different languages >russian, turks, arabs, spanish >arrive at inner city >foreigners push themselves into the bus not letting the passengers out >finally get out >leave for fielmann to get my glasses fixed >leftist protest "no borders no nation" antifa scum >they keep babbling in spanish or shit >all of them are punks and other vile creatures
Make Germany White Again.
Alexander Evans
i've been living in one of the "big cities" (by swedish standards) all my life and it's pretty great here. never had any problems at all really. nothing to be too rattled about. some suburbs have problems, but unfortunately that's the case more or less in every country.
Asher Price
>Be Malaysian >Country is too corrupted to function >Work in a neighbour country >It's squeezed as fuck >Way too many populations in such a small island >mfw Singapore is smaller than a pixel on map >mfw i'm taking away the local's job >mfw i'm the unwanted immigrants
Thomas Hughes
Sides out of sight
Connor Allen
>still like germany With friends like sweden you don't need enemies.
Jason Lee
>be American >Shoot in the morning at 9 because enjoying day 3 of my 5 weeks paid vacation. two more days and i will be leaving for Texas A and M, the 24th university i will have visited. "gotta shoot em all!" >open my unlocked safe and fetch the military style assault rifle in my bath robe "because america" >my neighbor shoots me: "good morning!" >"good morning!" >we shoot each other and smile. the warmth of blood radiating from our perfect kevlar clad 6 feet plus frames >morning paper: "everything is perfect in america. 6 cops dead. 5 more injured" >check on my .50 BMG (that's 12.7×99mm in metric units). still loaded >visit Sup Forums >"america kek! blacks lol! cuck cuck Jeb!" >look outside my window. hmmm. an old lady is walking her gun no cops in sight. dead nigger horde. A couple mexicans looking for work. 10 suicide bombers. 2 fallen towers >go to Sup Forums >no guns >no second amendment >what is wrong with these people? >spend an hour reading Texas A and M campus maps and shooting my gun
Jace Nelson
Swedish with similar lifestyle checking in. God damn those americans are worse than Isis.
Noah Fisher
Post proof op. Take a photo of your girl with the date stamp. Make a short video of you walking out your front door. Turn the camera around and show yourself.
You are either full of shit or simply ignoring the fact that every country has areas that are not ruined by the Muslim invasion. Even Muslim countries have nice areas.
Logan Cook
>be American >wake up at 2:15 pm >check mtg spoilers, check social media, read news, browse Sup Forums >have some extra money so I get food at a burger place, spend way too much, 9$ on burger and raspberry milkshake >come home and watch twitch streams >check out an ad for a job >dad comes home and talks to me for a bit before doing his own thing >Sup Forums >fap >Sup Forums >nap >think about the qt I want to invite over >more streams, Sup Forums, social media, news >go sleep at 3 am because work at noon tomorrow
basically I want to die.
Hunter Peterson
hes not wrong you know, as long as you live countryside, and generally 10 years ago you niggers dont even know, and never will i pity you a little bit
Brody Edwards
I honestly laughed so hard reading this. God bless you, Sweden.
Alexander Sullivan
>be swedish >wakes up >open my window >two blacks on a stolen moped speeds by >the moped is probably going to be burned later on, like they always does when they are tired of riding it like crazy >release that I still live in the "hood" >every morning
Parker Ramirez
>spain imposes an exam for immigrants since we are the mudslime gate to europe OMG FUCKING RACIST FASCIST >sweden has dracionian immigration laws SWEDEN YES, SO TOLERANT!
I have my eyes on you, fags.
Hudson Murphy
>I only see white people where i live >So muslims aren't a problem >NAZIS!!! ALERTA ALERTA
Fuck off, shylock.
Colton Young
yeah your countries GREAT
Thomas Rivera
NIMBY-cucks are the worst.
Julian Perez
...
Easton Anderson
My mom is one. WELL user, DID YOU EVER GET RAPED BY REEEEFUUUGEEESS???
Nathan Stewart
>deportations Yeah OK.
Ian Foster
>nervously and frantically written greentext
Definitely a German.
Cooper Sullivan
You act like the majority of areas would be overrun by muslims with only a few pockets of white communites left, only 6% of the German population is Muslim and only 5% of Sweden, neither of us are overrun bro
Tyler Baker
>be swedish >wake up in the morning at 9 because enjoying day 3 of my 5 weeks paid vacation. two more days and i will be leaving for spain, the 24th time. "cheap cerviza and paela so gud!!!" >open my unlocked front door and then undo the 69 locks I have to keep muslims out >Look around the hallway to make sure nobody is already using it before opening the door, talking to people is illegal in sweden (it's rape) >Go buy a nystrumkuglag from Ikea since mine broke (that's a coffee machine for you non-swedes) >Then go to Ikea's fügasksfjfyak (that's feeding-space) >Eat bland and nearly innedible flood >Someone touches my shoulder >Yell rape, in nordic countries touching people is rape >Everyone yells rape >Italian tourist looks confused and runs away in fear, the law enforcement will get him >Go to get my car to get to the airport >Migrants have burned it >Get a taxi >Muhammed isn't talkative today and just looks miffed. Good happiness is illegal in sweden, as is human emotions >Get to low-cost airplane flight to mallorca >Get holed up in a place named "Campo de concentracion de guiris subhumanos" >Go to the feeding hole for paela, it's the best food I've ever had in my life, and so cheap too! Only 60 euros a serving vs sweden's 100 euros plus tax a serving of swedish government approved feeding-paste >Drink until I pass out under the sun, wake up crispy
Jaxon Anderson
Sweden is becoming Canada in terms of shitposting.
Robert Cruz
a simple google search and you would have seen that this "prediction" is laughable and inaccurate, but unfortunately american education isn't advanced enough to teach such complicated methods for checking facts.
Easton Murphy
The UN has said the same thing for 10 years now, they just move up the date.
Jonathan Evans
What happened to germany? German porn used to be the thing we used to scare kids, now it's the same as the rest of the internet porn, just one scene of vanilla sex with a descriptive title. Boring.
Julian Morgan
>Get holed up in a place named "Campo de concentracion de guiris subhumanos"
mfw that's accurate
it's like jews cucked themselves by paying money to be in a concentration camp
manolo, la gente esta muy loca
Justin Flores
Achmed please you have your daily prayers to do.
Josiah Davis
>"cheap cerviza and paela so gud!!!" classic delusion right there, do you really think people go crazy for your so-called beer?
Jaxson Mitchell
SWEDEN IS SET TO BECOME A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY BY 2030 ACCORDING TO THE UN:
maybe its not disturbing enough for people to be afraid of anymore
Jackson Morgan
>tfw we don't only get away with it >but they pay us for it >And then thank us
You go crazy because it's alcohol at 1/10 the price, it might be shit, yes, but 1/10th the price.
But keep feeling superior, see you in august!
Carter Morales
See
Noah Ortiz
>check on my 8/10 swedish girl (that's 11/10 in imperial units). still sleeping >with a black man
James Evans
Keks, nice
Why would anyone vacation in Trinidad & Tobago?
Oliver Carter
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Levi Bailey
>mad because swedish tourists are enjoying their välfärd and our spanish women in our for sale-country
Thomas Hernandez
Since franco died you have been coming by droves. We don't understand it either, but even with shitty food and shitty beer the fact that you can spend there like a week for 300 euro is something very attractive. Crazy, I know.
James Peterson
This meme is garbage and actively shits on the image of ALL white people.
Henry Nelson
>be Australian >chuck open a Tooheys new and watch the wind blow through the gums
Not much happens around here, aye
Owen Reed
nah, the women are classier now, they do porn for the germans now
also, now the only thing they sell you is sub-prime building land, illegaly seized by corrupt politicians. It's an infinite gold mine.