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Finally another comedy with an all female cast, Bridesmaids was too long ago!
>“The stars play five best friends from college who reunite in Miami 10 years later for a wild bachelorette weekend. But when the partying ends up taking a dark turn and they accidentally kill a male stripper, the longtime friends are forced to put their heads together and cover up the accident.”
If they're going to make female comedies, atleast pick good looking ones. Johansson is damaged goods at this point
Nb4 a cake in forms of a cock and VG
This. She's practically grandma tier now.
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Literally perfect
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bitch lookin more and more like hillary
It's funny just how women need to be someone. They crave for something being written on them, screaming "look at me! I'm not just a girl, I'm someone specific!"
prediction: the women will be morally correct to have killed the male stripper because in the third act of the movie they discover evidence that he was a rapist. calling it now.
I don't know who the one on the far left is but based on the trend set by the other three (excluding Scarjo) I'm going to wager she's super irritating
oh great kate mckinnons there to mug the camera all movie. women will eat that shit up.
who is on the far left and the far right?
That's Zoe Kravitz, she was one of the waifus in Mad Max and is otherwise known as the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and one of the Cosby kids.
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Female version of Very Bad Things. Another remake.
What does this mean?
Pretty sure ive seen this movie before with the genders reversed.
scarjo is over exposed she needs to fuck off
>token black Zoe Kravitz
>some dyke
>SNL cunt
Confirmed garbage. Fat chick from Workaholics and ScarJo are cool though.
>from the writers of Broad City
I-I don't know.
This seems like such an odd choice for Scarlett Johannson. Literally everyone else in the movie makes sense but her.
Man, they should have had her make out with kstew on SNL instead of that fat chick
>It's a "ScarJo cant act worth shit but the jews force her in every movie" episode
I get your point, but given how the average girls in these all-female comedies is usually around 3/10, Scarjo is way ahead.
I dunno if I will see in in theaters but I'd watch it on netflix. The murder angle seems interesting.
How are her tits so sad looking, but so perky in clothing?
Remember when they did it better in the 90s?
Broad City is pretty funny tbqhwy.
HOLY FUCK THOSE JEW THIGH HNNNNNNNNNGG
>Kate McKinnon
literally a less funny lesbian version of bad Jim Carrey characters.
She's not fat
>How are her tits so sad looking
because she fucking chopped them off
>perky in clothing
what is push up bra?
Found the permavirgin
>Scarjo is only 32
>Looks like she's in her 40s
Where did it all go so wrong?
Pork in a Wedding Veil
>because she fucking chopped them off
Why?
Found the redditor
Lucy made money on her name alone. Execs probably threw money at her until she accepted
That's literally the exact same plot to Very Bad Things with Christian Slater and Cameron Diaz.
What an ugly dress.
Looks like she's wearing the wallpaper from my Grandmother's house.
She took the hill pill
>make a stupid post
>called a virgin for it
>Y-Y-Y-OURE A REDDITOR! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Lmao what a little girl
What's worse: being a redditor or an adult who proudly admits to never sexing?
Pretty pathetic.
Triggered
>>>/reddt/
Pls don't gay
I enjoyed Broad City. Was funny.
But this...
Can't believe only one person has said it. This is the exact plot of Very Bad Things. Except it was dudes.
stop shoving scarjo in everything
Curious of why her tits look like deflated balloons = proudly admitting to never sexing? Hmmmm really makes me think
And to answer the question, being a redditor is always worse
Agreed, we need more diversity in female lead roles
I came to this thread only to make sure someone fucking mentioned this. Very bad things is essentially the adult version of the hangover and now they are making this steaming pile of dog shit remake holy fuck im triggered
fuck men and fuck white men XD
I'd like to know the context to this scene.
#HollywoodSoJewish
But yeah, she's overstayed her welcome
muh dikk
That's a lot of jews.
She was at her peak in Lost in Translation right?
>being a redditor is worse than never having sex
Every time
Why the fat woman?
Wow. It's almost like your knowledge of females comes exclusively from your mom and porn vids.
>Sony Pictures
HOLY SHIT HOW DID I KNOW
I WAS ANTICIPATING IT AND SURE ENOUGH THERE WAS THE LOGO FIRST GODDAMN THING
WHY DOES AMY PASCAL STILL HAVE A JOB AND WHY IS SHE STILL ALLOWED TO FORCE MOVIES LIKE THIS ON IGNORANT WOMEN
GUARANTEED
FUCKING
GARBAGE
Being a redditor = never having sex and also being a redditor
>all these white knights running form the hills to defend the honor of Scarjos disgusting tits
Sad!
Kinda suspicious that there's no mentions of original. Like Sony just stole plot
Holy shit. How obsessed are you with Reddit?!
Do you have angry nightmares about Reddit?
Could Zoe Kravitz even be called mulatto? She makes Halle Berry look black
>>>/reddit/
that movie is fucking shit
its only watchable thanks to bill
they're the same complexion
No no no. Don't try to change the subject to Scarlett. I never even mentioned her.
So what's it like being an adult virgin who lives in constant fear of Reddit?
What's it like being an adult virgin and a redditor?
>t. Confused Matthew
I liked it.
It was a good romantic drama and short enough to not drag on.
Do people like you actually believe that you can shut anything down just by deflecting and mention Reddif?
Is that really how weak your game is?
>Very Bad Things
Also directed by Peter Berg (a real director). I don't know who the cunt is directing this garbage
>Being a redditor = never having sex and also being a redditor
40 keks virgin
40 of them
all for you
Triggered
IveBeenFoundOut
MaleFeminist
>I know... I'll just say the word Reddit again. That will show them.
>WHY DOES AMY PASCAL STILL HAVE A JOB AND WHY IS SHE STILL ALLOWED TO FORCE MOVIES LIKE THIS ON IGNORANT WOMEN
I'm convinced that (((Hollywood))) is looking to kill Sony, as it's the only major studio that isn't under (((their))) complete control.
>women are desperately trying to get their version of The Hangover
>still have done it 9 years later
>n-n-no, y-y-you're w-wrong, i-ive h-had sex ;_;
Defending m'ladys honor is not having sex you obese neckbeard numale reddit trash
>how to trigger redditors with one word
It works everytime, try not be so blatantly transparent in the future, numale
>>>/reddit/
The only one triggered here is you.
You have literally defaulted to just autistically screeching "Reddit!" as a response to anything.
>BEING THIS PLEB ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE
KEKKLES MY FRIEND!
KEKKLES!
not even hollywood, just Disney, they want spiderman back immediately at all costs
and then that exec that gets sony bankrupt gets hired back by disney
>19 years later
fix
>hates reddit
>virgin
Pick both
Triggered
>durrrrrrr you're duh pleb for not being a redditor hurrrr durrrrrrr
At least you're not trying to deflect. Now stop hyperventilating you fat fuck and clean your keyboard
>redditor
>virgin
Pick both
Holy shit. You actually just regurgitate the word Reddit in response to everything.
You are literally that autistic.
Do you have a handler?
>claims safespace
>literally can't handle people he doesn't like in his space
>also self-proclaimed virgin
The keks never end
The only response worth responding to a redditor is reddit, triggers them errytime
ScarjosTitsDontLookLikeDeflatedBalloons
If your Father isn't dead, has he taken to excessive drinking to cope with how you turned out?
>all this projection
Top cuck, where's the upvote button and where can I send you gold? I tip my fedora to you sir :^)
>dudebros go to vegas and have a party
>girlfriends go to vegas and have a party
what happens in vagas is projected on screens across the country by hollywood
Your parents wish they aborted you
It's a mystery
Later today, when your mom is crying and asking you if you looked for a job today... or if you even left the house today...
Just remember this moment. Just remember how you BTFO and "Triggered" so many "Redditors" today.
>2017
>being afraid of reddit
The tides have truly turned
>reading through the thread
>an argument between some anons about reddit
You're all morons
Rmeanies
>being afraid of white knight neckbeards
More like pity and disgust. It's like saying you're afraid of the pile of dog shit you accidentally stepped in
>More like pity and disgust
Says the adult virgin
Literally wouldn't be an issue if redditors would stop polluting the board with their cancer