/sino/ - 中文

Mooncakes edition

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>tfw qt Chinese tells you that you have a relaxing voice

>tfw qt chinese tells you she likes your pale skin
NOBODY ever tells you this in Spain

What are some good chinese breads to try?

because there's no pale skin to be seen kek

How will Catalonia ever recover?!

Any of them that do not contain beans.
The Chinese do not know how to properly make snacks containing bean paste.

How many chink girls have you fucked?

peru? are you depressed peru? are you ok peru? your posts as of late are not normal peru, it's not like you peru

I see. I like red bean paste. Is it because they don't sweeten it enough or they don't puree it enough

Peru? I don't know why people talk to you like this, Peru. I've had sex with zero Chinese girls, peru. Why did you ask this, Peru? Peru?

月餅吃了沒?

I am Valencian

Two but they're both escorts.

W-we're still number one!

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>China Rocket Pioneer Dies at 100
>That headmaster, Xiang Shouzhi, died on Sept. 2 this year in Nanjing at the age of 100. Over the course of his life, he had been a machine-gunner in China’s War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression and in China’s civil war, an officer in the Korean War, a pioneer in Chinese rocketry, a victim of the Cultural Revolution, a top-ranking general, and a charitable patron.

>In 1967 he was discharged as he was “not Lin Biao’s person” — a reference to the then-party vice chairman. Lin and Jiang Qing were later held responsible for heading Communist Party “cliques” that were responsible for the excesses of the time. Xiang later wrote in his memoir that the accusation against him was “quite true. … As a soldier, I belong to the party” rather than to any political faction.

>After the Cultural Revolution, he was reassigned as deputy head of the Nanjing Military Area Command, and was made the region’s commander in 1982. In this role, which he held until his retirement in 1990, he was in charge of all the military and armed police matters of seven provincial-level regions in eastern China.

>In 1988 he was made a full general, the highest military rank available. “That was the most unforgettable day of my life,” he recalled.

>After retiring he would regularly share his story with youngsters and take them to experience military training, saying that “teenagers are the flowers and the future of our country. Being with them, I feel younger myself.”

>In the conclusion to his memoir, looking back on the historic hardships of his life and momentous achievements of his career, he wrote that “everything will pass, and everything will be history.”

>tfw only my old grandmother from Tokyo is still alive

she’s fallen for me lads

goddamn phone posting

round 2

ur a loser

why? :-[

you're texting yourself you fucking cunt

What? why would I do that?

Haha caught me!

cause youre full of shit and trying to be someone on an user board
kys, go back to leldit

is it that unbelievable that a Chinese girl would say she likes someone else? Why would you immediately assume I’m faking it

The fuck is that

cause youre a faggot virgin useless piece of shit and you're a nigger

I'm a bit tired of living around criminals, tired of doing business with the Chinese, tired of paying for sex, tired of customs regulation, tired of the NSA espionage , tired of not having internet for a week due an idiot who is building a warehouse near , tired of dressing like a poor to avoid being kidnapped, tired of life, to be honest I didn't asked to be born , this is an horrible world and no human is good, the human race is evil by nature.

>明天是中秋
Holy shit I'm gonna pig out big time.

did your mother give birth to you after the age of 25 peru?

did she have bad eggs peru? did she destine you to a life as an autist?

peru?

Do you think I’m someone else?

because I seriously don’t understand why you’re having this autistic of an overreaction

Yep, that's right.
I wanna die but then who is gonna take care of my cat?

you're a fucking autistic manchild who posts here about a fake love intrest

Mooncake

prove it’s fake

i dont need to prove your faggotry, prove us instead that its not fake you fat fuck

I’m not posting her profile but here’s more

fake and gay

Mooncakes look good

こんにちは

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>身为江苏人
>讨厌苏式月饼
>广式豆沙万岁!

吃了 總覺得市面上到處都在賣廣式月餅

我也不是很喜欢酥皮月饼

Red bean paste is fine either finely ground or roughly ground.

The kind of beans that the Chinese use in their snacks are incredibly bland and dry.

Fuck me this looks so good. I swear I saw these in a cartoon when I was a kid but I don't remember which one it was.

mooncake in op's pic can be sometimes cloying tho

Why? It's just dough and jelly filling, right?

no, it's bean paste

Sounds like some rpg
>cultural staff
>magic weapon
>+2 intelligence/smartness

But I don't see why it couldn't be made with sweet filling

it is sweet, just not sugary

20 years of eating moon cakes makes me tired of them

Been eating tacos for the same amount of time and I'm still not tired

One taiwanese

it's mid autumn festival tomorrow

That's because you should drink tea with it. Say a mix box of 稻香村 with 20 items, every single one will be too dry if you eat them without tea.

How come when white man date chinese girl, she is ugly but when Chinese man date white girl, she is beautiful?

ching chong chang chong

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haven't dated anyone so i have no idea

wouldnt call her beautiful

Is there an equivalent in Chinese to the way people screw up your/you're, their/they're etc in English?

Most of the ppl going to Asia cus the "girls are easy" meme. They don't know the gig is up years ago and the gaijin hunter types are usually the leftovers now. Dating a westerner use to raise your status, but now only the bottom tier families think that way.

He She it 他 她 它 are exactly the same when spoken but 3 different characters when written.

Are you the anime posting weeb? If so it only get worse, there's no turning back, only death will set you free

>Apple beaten by Huawei

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Wew it begins

中秋節好無聊喔
所有好玩的地方全都打烊休息
原本還想說上了大學後就不會再來Sup Forums了
結果還是回來了 ~_~

going on a date this Thursday with a qt chinese student (shes from shanghai)
Guess my ethnicity

Average sexpat

How do you express your love to your waifu, /sino/?

Can chinese girls have bodies like this?

precisely zero

>>>The Sims 3: University Life
enjoy your future uni life

your ayylmao

are you really chinese

hes a millionaire you know

中秋節竟然撞正係我生日 不單只中秋一個人過 連生日都一個人過 唉
你地諗住中秋節點過?

住院

Mooncakes: how many egg yolks is the proper number?

and the best he could do was a 1/10 flip female. now imagine the quality of girls that expats (or incels with delusional fantasies) get in China .. oh wait ... I dont have to imagine.

>t. insecure beta male
don't worry man there are enough Asian females to go around

She looks way better than your wife though

住院?點解?發生咩事

Meanwhile how come when white man date chinese girl, she is ugly but when Chinese man date white girl, she is beautiful?

没什么,西医不好治的慢性病,死马当活马医跑去看中医了

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cherry picking is petty, you should use statistics if you want to argue a point like that

Being this triggered over seeing an attractive white girl with a Chinese guy that you flay around posting any 'Asian' girl you could find with a black in /sino/ while ignoring the girl in your pic is obviously not Chinese and is SE Asian.

It is really easy as you can look at their noses and see it exactly the same - flat and bulbous which is a tell-tale sign of being SE Asian. nevermind the photo looks like a stock photo using models. And if you reverse image the pic, of course I am correct.

Here is a Chinese guy with his black girlfriend.

>a Chinese guy with his black girlfriend
>Chinese guy
>black girlfriend
"arr rook same" is reasonable. but I think you just redefined black people

your reacting to the image not the comment
Isn't sa jiao a girl thing?

I dont have to lie about the race/ethnicity of people, expat. Anybody Asian with eyes can tell the difference between East and SE Asians.

>just redefined black people
Okay, how about African-American instead of 'black'. The funny thing is that this African-American female is still hotter than any UGGO chinese girls that non-wealthy white guys get. Here is a vid of the couple if you are interested.
youtube.com/watch?v=VTQNtoLvJGY

I fucked a Japanese backpacker in Spain once, does it count?

>tfw 还没吃月饼
Gotta go the 中国超市 to buy some. 大家有什么可以推荐的月饼吗?

A lot of people when righting will confuse 的 地 and 得. All three of these have different grammatical usages in conjunction with adverbs or adjectives, but many Chinese will just use one in the place of another, even though it is incorrect.
For example,
吃得快 = correct
吃的快 = incorrect, but many people will just write it this way, because they couldn't be bothered and besides, people will understand what they mean since all these three characters are pronounced the same.

Huawei phones are legit. Only problem is not all of Huawei phones are sold in the US, so they can't all use the same 4G LTE bands that we have here. The ones they sell in America do work here though. I really wanted an Honor Note 8 because it has a big ass screen, but it can't use American 4G. Gonna save up my money for Mate9 though, that one looks good.

ITT: post Chinese kinos
>tfw Jiang Wen is an amazing actor who has played great roles in Chinese kinos
>he goes to Hollywood and all he can get is a one-note bit character in a shitty Star Wars movie
Hollywood just really does not like Asians.
>youtube.com/watch?v=ud5z8tRL9xA
>Set in third century BC China, the story of The Emperor's Shadow revolves around the relationship between Ying Zheng, the King of Qin, and later the First Emperor; and the musician Gao Jianli. Gao Jianli's mother was the king's wet nurse when the young king was a hostage in the Zhao state, but they were separated after the former returns to Qin to become king.
>After reaching adulthood, Ying Zheng embarks on a series of wars to fulfill his plan of unifying China. He kidnaps Gao Jianli from the Yan state to compose a powerful anthem for his new state. The two conflict over the new composition, the construction of grand public works, Ying Zheng's ruthless mass killing policies, and Ying Zheng's daughter, Princess Yueyang.
>The Emperor's Shadow is a 1996 Chinese historical film directed by Zhou Xiaowen and starring Jiang Wen, Ge You, Xu Qing and Ge Zhijun. It was the most expensive Chinese film produced at the time of its release.

kys jap elliot